Title: That's Delicious
Category: Games » Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rating: Fiction Rated: M
Genre: Humor, Romance
Pairing: Diego Armando X Mia Fey
Disclaimer: I don't own Phoenix Wright, but if I did, well, I hope it would be as awesome as it is now.
N: I like this. I don't know. I did it for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
Original prompt: Mr. Armando is so spanish, he ejaculates salsa.
Diego moans lowly as Mia pushes him against the wall, sliding down his body like it's a stripper pole as she gets to her knees. If he'd known that, not only would Mia happily slam back Irish Car Bombs just as eagerly as she'd drink one of those fruity, girly drinks, but it would get her so very worked up, he probably would've taken her out for drinks sooner.
She tugs his pants down to his ankles, licking his erection through the cloth of his boxers. Mia slowly pulls them down to his knees, and smiles, murmuring something about how cute it is. Diego's not sure if he's offended or turned by this.
"Kitten, you know you—" Diego's half-hearted attempt to tell Mia she doesn't have to suck him off is ended abruptly when she licks the head of his cock, and from there, it's all a mix of moans and pants and holy fuck Mia is good at this. He grips her hair gently, his legs feeling a little wobbly from the mixture of too much tequila and a fantastic blowjob.
When Diego comes, Mia swallows all that she can eagerly, licking his softening dick clean. She wipes some of what spilled down her chin with her thumb, and sticks her finger into her mouth. When she takes it out, there's a small 'pop,' noise, and Diego stares at her with a little wonder and a lot of appreciation.
Once Mia's satisfied with cleaning them both, she grips his shirt tightly, and Diego helps pull her up by the arms.
"Diego," she says, her voice a little slurred.
"Yeah, Kitten?"
"You taste like pico de gallo." Mia then falls asleep against his shoulder, and Diego kicks off his pants before dragging them both to the couch.
Diego decides can be confused about that cryptic statement later. For now, he'll just go to sleep with Mia in his arms.
N: I love surprise fluff endings.