Author's Note: I figured it's been a while since I've done ANYTHING with this account- and I will update some stuff eventually- that I should go ahead and put this nonsense here. It was inspired by a conversation between d-lenfent, askthebratprince, and merciful-death on tumblr. Aaaah, the almighty tumblr. Good times. Enjoy!

Once upon a time, Lestat and Violin decided to go out and have a girls day. They told the guys that they'd be back by 12. Thus, Nicki and Louis entertained themselves by staying home and watching television. They were watching a special about cats on Animal Planet, because Nicki had the remote. Louis wanted to watch How It's Made because they were doing a special on fireworks. After a few moments of arguing, Nicki came up with an agreement.

"Okay, we can watch your boring show if I can pet you." said Nicki, with a straight face.

"What? No, that's weird." Louis protested.

"Your obsession with fire is weird. You want the remote, don't you?" Said the violinist, smirking.

"Ugh, fine." Louis would withstand anything if it meant no more watching kittens. Kittens were too happy. They angered him. He glared at the television as Nicki gently pet his head. "Yes~ My baby boy Louis~" he cooed at him as if he were a cat. Louis pushed his hand away, "Alright! You've had your fun, now let me have my fireworks!"

"No."

"What?"

"I wasn't done yet, now you have to pet me."

Louis gave him an, "are you serious?" face, but there wasn't any sign that Nicki was joking. With a heavy sigh, he began awkwardly petting Nicki. Soon, Nicki had resumed petting Louis, and the two of them appeared quite questionable.

"Fireworks?"

"I'll change it when I'm ready."

AND THEN SUDDENLY THE DOOR OPENED! It was 11:30 and there stood Lestat, holding Violin and a shopping bag full of shoes and whatever a violin would want. He stared at them, completely flabbergasted.

"I need to go." Lestat dropped his shopping bag and turned to leave.

"No! Lestat, you don't understand! I just wanted fireworks!" Louis called after him.

"Oh, so you're saying that our relationship no longer has any spark? Well, then! Maybe I'll just run off with Violin!" He shouted, bolting away from the scene of awkward.

And so Louis casually set fire to Nicki's television and walked away. The End.