To all the /co/nadians who inspired/helped me set up the backbone of this story, thank you!
I in no way own the Total Drama Series, nor do I own Digimon, with that tripe gotten past let the fun begin!
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Chris McLean stood before a large amphitheater-like building, the usual wily smirk spread across his face.
"Hello once again Total Drama fans! After the fiasco that caused Camp Wawanakwa to be quarantined, we're finally back with a brand new season!" Chris clasped his hands behind his back as his smirk seemed to grow even wider.
"But while I was trapped on the Island with a few unlucky interns I happened upon something that's going to change Total Drama forever!" He cackled upon finishing this statement, but managed to stop himself before he went into a full evil laugh.
Coughing into his hand Chris continued "Anywho, we received some complaints that last season was too short, mostly due to the smaller cast, in light of this we at Total Drama have decided to go all out this season!" Chris exclaimed as a bus pulled up to the left of the sadistic host.
"And here they are!" he exclaimed as the bus door opened and a teen shot out of it before going off in the opposite direction. Despite this, Chris's smile didn't falter as he pulled out a remote control and pressed a button on it. Soon after there were two screams of pain.
"As you can see, this season we've got the old and the new competitors!", his smile grew as two interns dragged the still sparking Ezekiel back to the bus. As the other contestants got off of the bus they saw Ezekiel's current state and knew that running for it wasn't an option
*Confession Cam- you know the drill*
Ezekiel: "I hope that never happens again"
*Confession Cam- We're done here*
"Now, I believe introductions are in order just in case we've got any new viewers", the maniacal host informed the cast before ordering them into single file and approaching the left end of the line. "Welcome back Eva, ready to compete?", Chris inquired. Eva's response was a warning growl causing Chris to recoil. "Riiiiight, next up is one of the new competitors, B, how are things?" If looks could kill B's glare would have killed Chris a hundred times over. Pulling on his collar chris went down the line to receive similar responses from every contestant until he got to Owen, who gave an excited cheer and continued to go on about how fun this was going to be for them all, causing Noah to dryly intone "Yeah, risking our lives for the amusement of other and a crummy million dollar prize it's gonna be great."
Chris frowned at the overall negative response of the contestants before smiling again. "Now, before this becomes a total snooze fest, we're going to decide the teams with a fun little race!" causing several groans of protest, the loudest of which was from Owen.
With a smile Chris pulled the same remote that had shocked Ezekiel before, causing the teens to take off in a full pelt run towards the large amphitheater-like building in the distance. "Don't forget! There's a surprise once you get to the Total Drama Amphitheater!" he exclaimed to the now running teens.
As the teens ran some engaged in conversation, Cody and Cameron seemed to hit it off very well talking about all kinds of technology, and Sam eventually joined in to talk about video games before really starting to hoof it to catch up with Dakota.
Jo, Eva, and Brick seemed to be racing against each other, gradually getting faster until they ran in a full on charge. While these conversations were going on, the so called Total Drama Amphitheater was brought before them, and as they entered the dark building the lights quickly flashed on, momentarily blinding the teens, save for some of the slower ones. Upon regaining their sight, they saw a large pile of eggs with various markings and colors.
"Welcome contestants! This is the Total Drama Amphitheater, where three fourths of all challenges will be held!" Chris happily exclaimed while making a grandiose gesture with his hands to the surrounding structure. Then Chris pointed to the large group of eggs with a smirk on his face.
*Confession Cam- 23 Skidoo!*
B:*Frowns at the camera before shrugging*

Dawn: "I wonder what Chris wants us to do with those eggs?"

Sam: "It's great to see Dakota again! If only they hadn't confiscated my handhelds in advance this time..."

Chef: *Playing one of Sam's Handhelds* "Heh heh."
*Confession Cam- over and out!*
"Now I bet you're all curious about these eggs, right?", Chris inquired, receiving several nods to the affirmative. "Well you'll find out after the teams are made!", causing several contestants to roll their eyes.
Using the race, Chris split up the contestants into two teams. The first, known as the Nightmare Soldiers, was comprised of Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, Katie, Alejandro, Anne Maria, B, Dakota, Dawn, and Sam.
The second team, known as the Virus Busters, was comprised of Beth, Bridgette, Cody, Geoff, Noah, Owen, Sadie, Brick, Cameron, Jo, Mike, and Zoey.
Upon hearing that they would be separated, Katie and Sadie Screamed to the heavens. As Chris cackled at their suffering the screen fades to black, cutting to a commercial.

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To be continued in chapter 2
Who's gonna get eliminated?
You'll just have to wait and see!