Alright then, I'm getting tired of explaining my dilemma so just go to the end of my profile to see all about my current problem(s). So anyways, it was late one night and I was bored so I got on my super awesome and high tech I-pod which has internet capabilities and browse through fanfics. Then I happened to go on to mediaminer .org and saw this yummy SasuNaru PWP called How to Get Out of a Ticket by Miyavi-Maru and I liked it enough to keep reading it everyday. And thanks to the way my teachers conditioned my mind to work, I noticed some upsetting things after about five times reading it, and so I have decided to kind of "borrow" her idea and run away with it. Hopefully he or she won't be mad about me borrowing their idea if you guys check out their story and possibly review it right after you read mine. But if any of you know this person, send along the message that I would have automatically gotten permission to borrow it...if I could've found them. So without further ado, here is my peace offering to you.

Chapter One: Criminal Denial

Officer Sasuke Uchiha was not in the best of moods today, not that this was anything new lately.

It was July once again, meaning the newbies that were fresh from the police academies were finally being let out to begin their street training. That also meant that if they were able to survive the four months in the academy, they were going to believe that they were entitled to some special treatment as congratulations...which usually led to a whole lot of arrogance, and angry complaints which always followed. And then this led to the 5 months of butt-kissing until it was all let go. And then by that time they were already busy recruiting more people to make up for the last group and then by the end of the preliminary training they noticed some hotshot rookie and went through hell and high water to get them. And as always, as soon as you gave them their first badge, it went to their head and turned into a total mistake like the year before. But if at all possible, Sasuke would consider this year's batch to be the worst picks ever. The more he though about it, the more it caused his scowl to get darker as he walked to the door.

He flashed his badge and signed in at the security desk, briefly skimming through the names that had already signed in for the day. He frowned noticing the name he was looking for hadn't been on in nearly a week.

"He didn't come yet. Maybe he's running late. You know if you don't plan everything an hour earlier that assigned you'll never get here on time. Hasn't it happened before?" the security guard said lazily.

"Hn" was all he said before walking away. He could've sworn he heard the guard mutter something like 'troublesome' under his breath as he passed. Then he waited for the guard to push the button to unlock the door, the entire time preparing himself for what chaos awaited him on his floor. He walked into the elevator and pushed number 3, the Line Officer's Floor which was the sector he was apart of.

As soon as he stepped off of the elevator, he tripped over something larger and furry that happened to be laying on the floor. The furry thing yelped as soon as Sasuke came falling over it and then scampered away, causing him to complete his painful descent to the tiled floor. Sasuke shot the animal a venomous glare which made it runaway whimpering.

"Alright, who just scared Akamaru?" a voice yelled walking out of one of the offices. It was a newbie of course. And he could assume that this one was rather cocky or incompetent since he had been put in charge of the graveyard shift most likely as punishment for doing something perhaps even both. It seemed as if he was always finishing up around this time so he must be the pits if he got the graveyard shift more than once. Usually people straightened up after the first time.

"Does that...animal, belong to you?" he asked keeping his annoyance to a minimum.

"That's right! That's Akamaru, my right hand man! My name is Kiba Inuzuka. Put her there!" he said holding out his hand to shake. Sasuke glared at it for a moment before walking right past him and to the bulletin board. He looked it over and saw a few reports over things that happened overnight and were now going to be his to resume dealing with. There were a few wild parties that went out of hand and had to be cut as well as a few attempted robberies and a bar fight, all were most likely done while under the influence of alcohol. But the report that caught his eye the most was a DIU with a description of a white Jeep Wrangler which was now being held in custody under a warrant.

"Oh! You saw that one, huh? Probably the most interesting thing that happened last night. I was getting really bored at first because there was this brand new Ford Shelby I had seen in a magazine recently that wasn't even on sale yet and it was just sitting in the garage, so I took it out on patrol hoping for some action. Lucky for me there was some guy driving down the road and swerving around while a buddy was hanging out of the window. I didn't even have to chase them down that car was so fast. So anyway, I pulled 'em over and did the test on them. One was drunk off his rocker but the other was fine. I would've let them go if the one driving hadn't kept babbling on about how he worked here and was gonna write me up the second he got here. I figured he was on something so patted him down and then he started fighting me off a lot, so I cuffed them both. The drunk is sleeping it off in cell 7 and I put the druggie in cell 9" Kiba said proudly. Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked over to the cells looking over the people who had been arrested over the night. He stopped abruptly when he came to cell 9 and looked through the window to see who was in there, and then scowled as he saw a familiar person sprawled on the cot and snoring loudly.

"Go get the keys, you idiot" he said icily.

"What are you talking about? He's-" Kiba asked confused.

"NOW!" he barked angrily, cutting him off completely. The newbie bumbled around and quickly looked for the right keys on the rack. It took longer because his hands were shaking so much, he couldn't find the right one. Finally he got it and opened the cell up.

"Look, I know how you're suppose to be the est on this floor, But he's a real slippery one. I had a time getting him under control. Maybe we should do it through an intercom" Kiba said hesitantly. Sasuke ignored him and walked into the room to stand over the sleeping man.

"Get up, Uzumaki" he ordered. The man opened his eyes revealing groggy blue orbs that gave him a once over.

"Sorry. Wrong dream Uchiha. In mine I wear the uniform and you're on the cot. Let's try again later" he said smirking. Then he turned his back to them both but if he had stayed, he would've saw the blush that crept it way to Sasuke's face.

"Hey! That totally counts as sexual harassment! Do you want to be locked up longer?" Kiba yelled pointing a finger at him.

'Oh my god...my dreams never had a threesome in them...then that means...' he thought slowly. Then his eyes snapped open and he shot up on his cot.

"H-holy crap! What are you doing here!?" he asked with wide eyes.

"I'm taking over right now, dobe. So tell me why you're here. It'd be too cliché for you to lose your badge because you were partying too much and were dumb enough to drive home and on top of that, get given away by a buddy"

"Well did your colleague mention the fact that I passed all of the standard tests and was not under any influences. In fact, I volunteered to be the designated driver for the night. But then one got too out of hand so I had to take him home first. Oh, and by the way, if any of them got in trouble trying to get home last night, it is so newbie's fault over there. I didn't even get a phone call!"

"Hey bud! Don't get friendly with us! You could still stay here for resisting arrest!"

"So not true! I was reaching for my friggin' badge and then you threw me down on the hood! I was gonna humor you and let you pat me down to prove I was clean and then your mutt decided I'd make a good fire hydrant! What was I suppose to do?" he shot back angrily.

"Not only did you take my car...but you had that dog in it...while you were on patrol" Sasuke asked slowly. Akamaru backed into a far corner as if sensing the ire emitting from him.

"Well yeah. Akamaru and I are a team! He goes where I go!" he said awkwardly.

"Look, you may be new and have come fresh out of the academy, but since you did I assume that you have at least half of a brain. So I'll tell you this once and once only, keep that animal out of my car. And no, I am not mistaken. You see, everyone in this department knows that I use that car the most and therefore it belongs to me, even though I have to let other people use it. They're smart enough to know that if anything goes wrong while they're in it, they will have to answer to me and that if I wanted to I'd buy it form them if I didn't want anyone to have it. So unless I allow it, it will never stop belonging to me. So if you want to have that mutt in a car with you, you better hurry up and work your ass off so you can get promoted to the K9 division, because until that happens I better not find so much as one single strand of that dog's hair in my car. Got it?" he asked glaring daggers at the brunette. Losing his voice to speak, the boy only nodded quickly. For some reason, Naruto got an upsetting feeling deep in his chest as he watch Sasuke become so possessive of the car. Rarely had he ever seen that much fierce emotion in his eyes, and it shocked him because he realized he was slightly jealous...of car no less.

'Must just be jitters. I've got my first solo assignment today. That must be it' he though shrugging it off.

"-did you hear me?" a voice said, bringing him back in to the real world.

"What?" he asked blankly.

"I said that I've got an extra suit in the lockers downstairs you can use since you're already late...unless you want to explain to your floor what the smell is" he said laced with annoyance. Naruto looked at him with wary eyes, not trusting him in the least. It wouldn't have been the first time that Sasuke had cornered him in a vacant place and allowed their libidos to overpower their rational thinking and sensibility while in their workplace. And even the swift reprimands and punishment they got from their Chief didn't stop stop them from doing it again. But glancing up at the clock he saw he was running late by a whole hour so far...meaning he had no choice. The only thing he could do is hope that since Sasuke was on call right now, if he tried anything they'd be interrupted before they got too far into anything.

Sasuke had no idea why he found himself lending out his suit to the blonde. In normal circumstances, he most likely would have made fun of him for all that he had been through since last night. But it seems that since the blonde man before him had returned into his life, and ended up working on the floor above him no less, had altered their relationship slightly. Maybe he just wanted to make sure the moron didn't get fire because if he stayed here, it entailed unlimited, steamy, mind-numbing, quickies. That must've been the reason.

"Gees bastard. It seems like your ego trip hasn't gotten any better. Tell me, do all of your clothes have your family emblem on them?" he asked fro behind the dressing room stall.

"Last time I checked dobe, beggars weren't choosers. Your clothes are still here, you know" he shot back smirking.

"Somehow, I feel smelling like a dog kennel isn't nearly as embarrassing as this. But on the bright side, if it gets dirty, I bet someone's 'Uchiha senses' will start tingling and then they'll hunt you down to find out what you're up to...kind of like senior prom" the voice behind the curtain said chuckling.

"You're running late as it is, so don't remind me of our escapades because I might be inspired to do something creative again"he shot back. He heard the other man snort but he said nothing else, which means he obviously got the gist of the message. When the blonde stepped out, he couldn't help but feel the need to smirk proudly as he saw the Uchiha fan blazon it's ownership from the tie around his neck.

"Stop staring at me like that, it's not my fault you need to go to the gym more" he said glaring.

"Excuse me?" he asked, hearing that last remark.

"Look at these clothes! I'm not even that buff and yet it feels like trying to fit into a woman's suit. You are too girly and slender. I'll personally buy you a gym membership just so you can get some muscles"

"It's called being lean, you idiot. Not everyone has to have bulging biceps to keep from being mistaken for a woman. In your case however, if yo wanted to fit more clothes, a few meals that didn't consist of ramen would do wonders for you"

"I know you are not calling me fat" Naruto said indignantly.

"You said it, not me" he said casually. Naruto let out something akin to a growl and stepped towards him slowly with a vicious look in his eyes, which the other man returned equally.

:Raven, you're needed on 3 to interrogate an incoming suspect: the walkie talkie suddenly chimed in, stopping their glaring contest.

"It looks like we'll both be in deep shit if we don't get going" he said chuckling. Then before he could say anything else, the blonde man cupped the back of his neck and pulled him closer and planted a kiss firmly on his mouth. There was no response on Sasuke's part, due to the entire spontaneity of it but he soon returned it with gusto. But before he got the chance to turn up the heat a bit more, Naruto stopped.

"Uchiha...wait. We've got to get to work" he murmured as they broke for air.

"Are you really passing this up, Uzumaki?" he asked raising one elegant brow.

"Yeah, I am. And don't look at me like that. You're Uchiha Sasuke, anyone would die to get your attention, let alone take care or your manly needs" he said sighing. At the thought of any other person beneath him besides his blonde colleague his excitement drained quickly.

:Raven! Get your ass up here now and stop snogging with your boy toy!:the walkie talkie bellowed once again. That last message made the blonde man before him chuckle softly but he knew instantly that it was fake, which puzzled him to no end. His thoughts were interrupted however when Naruto captured his lips once again, this time more chaste than any they had shared before.

"See you soon, Uchiha" he over his shoulder as he walked away. And that's when the horrible realization racked him...

'Uzumaki...Naruto just said...goodbye' he thought in shock.

That was over three months ago. Since then he had seen neither hide nor hair of the blonde. He knew that it wasn't uncommon for a certified detective like him to be placed in places under cover and that he could take care of himself if necessary. The documents he had pulled up on him during his lunch breaks said that much. He was raised on his own and got this far so that proved how hard he worked. But even with that reassurance, he didn't feel the least bit at ease. Especially when he got to the part about what happened to him during their separation after high school...more importantly the gang from Suna called the Jinchuurikis which kept showing up.

They were just nine wild kids that weren't on any police reports for more than loud house parties and late night street races but they still got embroiled in some bad stuff eventually. All the surviving gang members had gone their separate ways after one big mess that destroyed their hangout and everyone in it except two people, one which happened to be Naruto himself. It was very irrational to think he'd go back and find whoever killed his friends and avenge them, but he heard of the recent increase gang violence, he had his doubts. Even more so after their ruling sergeant was killed in action and he didn't show up for the funeral...or the promotion ceremony where he was given the title.

Then finally he got a package delivered to him at HQ. After it went through numerous security inspections, it turned out to be his suit, sans his tie. And inside one of the pockets was a small note that had been folded up and tucked into a pocket.

Congratulations bastard. Stop abusing your connections an MYODB. The tie is a lifesaver so don't expect it back. Mommy fox is suppose to stay and take care of the kits while daddy fox goes hunting, so leaving the den is dangerous.

K

Even though it was signed with that weird letter, he knew who it was from. He was just shocked that he was able to find out all ths when the raven himself had not located the elusive blonde. He'd even abandone the white Wrangler in favor of his own two feet. But his message was very blunt to say the least. Naruto was obviously alive and hadn't lost sight of what he was doing and it made his cheeks darken because he said it was the tie which helped him. Knowing the blonde like he did, it was safe to say that he had it hidden somewhere very close to him and it most likely never stopped touching his body. He also was advising Sasuke to stop digging around in his work because he also had work to deal with.

Too bad the moron actually was dumb enough to warn him. The possibility of Naruto being mixed up in something dangerous made Sasuke want to join in eve more, simply because the dobe always managed to botch things up when it got serious. At least that what he told himself anyway...

Okay so this is the I'm sorry present. But basically I have no computer of my own and am lonely. I'm taking a very big step trying to write again, especially since I despise laptops for various reason. But since I miss you all so much, I'll do it.