Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist (even though I wish just Envy was mine...) Author's Note: Short and simple. It's less than 140 words, and all you hear is the dialogue. Now, please enjoy. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%

"Oh my god!!" Envy's voice sounded panicked as his shrieking is heard down the hallway.

"Wait! Lust! Stop it! Stop it now!"

The shuffling noises of movement slow and eventually stopped.

"What?" came Lust's impatient reply, "Didn't you want to do this?"

"Well I did," the shape-shifting sin said hesitantly, "but Lust, I'm—I'm stuck!"

"Oh, that's no big deal; it'll loosen up if you work at it..."

"Err...Okay, but hurry up! I don't think I can sit in this wet n' gooeyness much longer..."

"Whatever. You know you like it!" The shuffling noises began again, followed by panting.

"Aah...Lust!" Envy's alarmed voice cried out again. "Lust, I think we're going too fast!"

"But that's where the real fun begins!" Lust's breathless voice sounded excited. "There's a

time when you really have to get dirty, Envy!"

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%% Author's Note: Weird, eh? Does it make you wonder what they were exactly doing? chuckles I'll maybe re-write it from what really happened if enough people are curious. If not, I won't even bother.