Authors note: A short story about harry, a random guy named ted and jerry springer.

disclaimer: I do not own harry potter or maybe i do, i could be J.K Rolling but i guess youll never know....................ok im not J.K Rolling are you happy now??

Retarded hill troll came running at harry

it was funny hahahahahahaha

i peed my self laughing

this is probably my best story yet don't ya reckon

Anyway back to the story

Ted: harry shut up

harry :what did you just say

Ted: i said shut up .... the window

harry :what do you think i am a personal sex slave

Ted :yes i do potty poo

harry : shut up im going too talk too my internet friends

Ted: why they don't talk back

harry : im going too jerry springer tomorrow too sort this shit out

ted:oooo you swore

isn't this a great story haha o yeah back to the story

the next day

jerry: welcome to jerry springer today on our show we have witches and bitches , wizards and others

crowd: JERRY JERRY JERRY !!!!!!

Jerry: yes, yes now lets bring out our first guest today is harry potter bring him out

crowd : whooooooo!!!!! YAH !!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry : yes well now you came to the show today to tell your boyfriend that you want to break up

harry: yeah that's true i feel like a slave to him and i just want to break ya no what i mean

jerry : yes i do lets bring him out

crowd: BOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK !!!!!BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Ted: SHUT UP SHUT UP YAL DON'T KNOW ME , YAL JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T GOT ME SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

harry: ted i don't like you anymore were breaking up

ted : ok

THE END !! Wasn't that a great story

Wait a minute this crap makes no sence, oh well lalala crazy ass monkey balls with giant earmuffs