I used to be so blind. I used to be so carefree. But that was then. This is now.

There used to be brighter days. I used to think women were God's gift to men. Now I can't think of anything but Satan's Curse.

It's that woman who did it to me. First she steals all my energy, and then she presents her sister as some kind of blessing. Her sister can't do a single fucking thing! All she has going for her is that annoying ability to talk to cats! What the fuck is that all about? How is that a blessing?

But my energy, good God, that was when I knew. That was the day I learned that women are nothing but evil. Bitch talked about love and how we were meant to be together, but the instant she has me in the sack, I can't do a single fucking thing. I don't know why I ever trusted her.

But there was a time when I actually believed her. I thought what she was saying was true. I thought I could trust her. But man can never trust woman.

I am the last sane man in an insane world. And I will stop them, no matter the cost.