Benny: "Alright. Well, let's smoke this broke down vampire. Again!"

Ethan: "Yeah!"

Sarah: "Okay, I'll set the meeting, you guys get the gear."

Ethan: "Okay. It's Jesse Takedown 2.0! And this time we know what we're doing!"

Erica: (Coming out of the gym and into the hallway)."Jesse, c'mon, there's a smorgasbord of freshman in there." (Realizes that Sarah is also there with Jesse) "Sarah, what are you doing here?"

Sarah: "What we need to do, do not try and stop us."

Jesse: "Who's 'us'?"

(Ethan coming out of a recycle bin, and Benny coming out of a locker)

Ethan: "The same 'us' that killed you last time."

Benny: (Holding up a hockey stick): "We can make a stake out of this!"

Ethan: "No, no, no, no, no! That's autographed!"

Benny: "By who?!" (Looks at 'signature') "Ryan Seacrest?! Really?!"

Jesse: "Don't they look delicious?"

Sarah: "You can't. Not them. I know these kids! I'm babysitting them!"

Jesse: "Well, I'm sorry, but… (Realizes what Sarah said) Wait. You still need a babysitter?" (Smirking at Ethan, Benny and Rory)

Benny: "Oh, no, no. He, He needs a babysitter" (Pointing at Ethan)

Ethan: (Holding the Cubile Animus) "Hey! I've got your friends in a box!"

Jesse: (Holding Sarah by the throat against a tree) "And I've got your babysitter!

Benny: "Okay, she's really Jane's babysitter."

Jesse: "Give me the Cubile Animus! The souls must be transferred now!"

Ethan: "Sarah!"

Benny: "Just give it to him. What're we going to do with a nest of souls anyway? EBay it?"

Erica: "Where's that hairy manimal of mine? Tonight he defies his werewolf nature, and confesses his true, undying love for me."

Jane: "You're weird."

Erica: "You're short."

Jane: "I'm eight!"

Sarah: "Rory, we need you to help us figure out what Jesse is planning."

Ethan: "Uh, yeah. He's not a high school kid; he's a cult leader from over two-hundred years ago. And if-"

Rory (Interrupts Ethan): "No way! Wait till I tell him!"

Ethan: "Rory, no. He already knows, okay? And it's not cool. Unless we stop him, a lot of people could die, including us."

Rory:" Whoa, stinks not being immortal."

Jesse: "You two aren't very happy to see me, I can tell."

Benny: "You bit my best friend!"

Sarah: "And you made me suck out the venom, when you knew what it would do!"

Jesse: "And I'd love to be sorry about that, but you all know I've done much, much worse."

Ethan: "The man who has the Lucifractor is related to the wizard you took down two-hundred years ago."

Jesse: "Sinistero family revenge. What a shock." (Rolling his eyes)

Benny: "How did you stop his super great-grandfather?"

Jesse: "He loved power, he loved to show it off. I let him wipe out most of my flock with the Lucifractor, while I snuck up behind him and drained him dry." (Looking at Sarah) "I told you I'd done worse."

(Sarah hissing at Jesse, with a disdainful look.)

Grandma Weir: "You didn't conjure a troll, you conjured a toll. I had to pay five bucks just to get out of my living room."

Ethan: "And Ror, lay off the humans?"

Rory: I'll quit, I swear. Do you think they make a patch for vampires?"

Benny: "Okay, how much aftershave did you drink?"

Ethan (running on the sidewalk): "Ahh! Help! My babysitter's a vampire!"

Sarah (hands cover her face): "Erica?"

Jesse: "I'll give you one more guess."

Sarah (turns around really fast): "Jesse?!" (then pushes him away and grabs a street sign, rushing back over to where he lay on the ground, holding the sharp edge of the sign above his heart)

Jesse: "Do it. C'mon, finish me off." (Sarah hesitates). "Can't do it, can ya? You're torn between two worlds. You're not one of them, not truly one of us."

Sarah: "Just shut up!"

Jesse: "You're so beautiful, and strong, but so alone. We're the same, you and I."

Sarah: "I'm nothing like you!"

Jesse: "Oh, but you are." (looks over at the books Sarah had dropped and laughs weakly) "Look at you, an immortal studying for finals."

Sarah: "It's midterms." (Jesse tries to get up, but is too weak). "You're weak."

Jesse: "Well, you spend months disembodied underground and see how you feel." (he tries to get up again and Sarah hisses at him) "I'm not here to hurt you, I have a proposal for you." (he gets up and faces Sarah). "In a few days when I'm strong enough, I'm leaving. There's nothing for me here, except you. Join me, we made a great couple."

Sarah: "Yeah, until you bit me. I'm not going anywhere with you."

Jesse: "In a few years, even those little dorks will leave you behind. You'll be stuck in high school for all time. You're a vampire."

Sarah: "No, I'm not."

Jesse: (circling Sarah) "Join me, we'll travel the world, immortal and all powerful. All it takes is one tiny little human life."

Sarah: "Will you leave my friends alone?"

Jesse: "You have my word. You can have three days to think about it."

Sarah: "And how will I find you?"

Jesse: "Text me." (he bows) "Until next time, my fair fledgling. (stands back up) "Ow." (and is gone, leaving Sarah on the sidewalk).

Benny (discovering Jesse's footprints in the dirt where the Cubile Animus had been dug up) : Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no!

Ethan: "We are so dumb!"

Benny: "We are so dead! We're gonna die! Instead of wearing my tux for the dance it'll be to my funeral! Which means we should probably buy instead of rent."

Ethan: "Okay, we have to find Sarah."

Benny: "Oh, great. Now we're gonna die twice! First Sarah will kill us, and then Jesse will!"

Ethan: "Get a grip! Okay?"

Benny: "I'm too young to die!"

Erica (trying to glamour ): "Ethan, do my homework."

Ethan: "Erica, no."