Gotta be straight with you, I'm not

Jerome heard a strange noise coming out of Oswald's so called "throne room". He has been sent there by Theo Galavan who wanted to knew gossips about the new king of Gotham: That guy who walks funny.

He entered the room to see a vision of delight: That guy who walks funny being fucked by Teddy bear guy. He was tempted to stay and taking himself to heaven but he thought it was wiser to just take a picture.

He came back to Galavan's ugly house to find him watching "Mean Girls".

- " Hey Theodorant, I'm happy you're watching some quality movies but i have a great juicy news for you! And it's about seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex." said Jerome, insisting gently on the "e".

- " What? Jerome if you saw me and that anime doll fucking in my room, i can explain!"

- "I would have love to see that Theodor, but no, i saw Butch fucking Penguin"

- "Oh that's great Jerome, i think i have a plan. Not a plan for you though looser"

- "Okay dokay Theoral, i hope it's a good plan, not like the one involving you, a bear, and a dildo!" said Jerome while walking away into his room, which was a trash can.

Theo went to Penguin's house to talk about his plan,

- " Oswald, I saw you and Butch fucking, what i want you to do, is to do a coming out party. BUT you'll put some aphrodisiac in every single drink!"

- " Meh, seems legit."

"Great convincing Galavan strikes again" thought Theo while going back home to watch "ten things i hate about you".

The party was a blast, everyone in Gotham came even the ones everybody forgot about.

- " Waow Theodoor, i must say this party is really great, that guy who walks funny knows how to party! " said Jerome while filling his cup and putting some liquor in it.

- "Yes, i hope you're having fun Jerome, drink a little more!"

- "Is that weird that I'm suddenly finding you sexy Dumbo?" said Jerome grinning widely while rubbing himself against Galavan.

- "Ooooh i sure didn't told Penguin to put some aphrodisiac in these drinnnks!" said Theo while thinking "Great acting Theo, A++ skills, i would like to thank the academy"

- "Yeah whatever" Jerome didn't care and continued to rub himself against Galavan.

Everyone in the room was gone and they were all obviously having sex with each other.

Galavan and Jerome were now rubbing themselves against each other while Jerome was still eating some peanuts from the buffet. Galavan came quickly because he wasn't experimented, the only sexual experience he had was with his ears.

- "Wow Theologist that was quick! I need to finish myself alone now! Oh, y'know what, I'll just go join the orgy with all the other people in Gotham!" said Jerome running to the big orgy room were all his dreams could come true.

Theo was left alone and in that moment he knew, he would take revenge over Gotham city.