Firstly, this story is in no way serious AT ALL, I realize its somewhat stupid, but its just some sort of parody, that is in no way associated with where the characters we`re from originally (P.S I also don`t hate gays, I just got the idea from my friend who rages at the sight of a male). Ooze, a boring plain blob that spends his days watching Ads and buying stuff he does not need, wins a job as Darth Vadar`s assistant, but the job doesn`t turn out to be as Ooze quite expected.
Ooze oozed his way across the kitchen and sat on the lounge chair, he turned on the T.V and watched the ADs and the ADs only. Ooze noticed one that caught his attention for a free toaster if he bought a dish washer, he picked up his phone and called the number, while he waited for it to pick up he carefully watched the T.V. "Thank you for calling, please enter your credit card number now and we will deliver your Dish Washer and free Toaster" said the lady. Ooze pushed in his credit card number and waited. "Thank you... your Dish Washer and Toaster will be delivered this week". Ooze put the phone down and continued watching. Then.. loud noises came from outside Ooze's house, he looked outside and made some weird noises. The door slammed open and broke off and Darth Vader walked in. "Ohh sorry I will.. like pay for that if you want" he said. Ooze made a few noises and oozed his way over. Darth Vader pointed at Ooze and said "Ooze... you are my... new assistant congratulations! you won the competition" he handed Ooze his free voucher for a free hamburger at Burger King and walked outside the house, Ooze followed. "Ok I got the Gummi Tie Fighter here because the sugar ones are getting repaired, now we will stop off at Burger King so you can get that Burger and we will head off to the Gummi Death Star..." Said Darth Vader, pointing towards the Gummi Space ship.
When they arrived at Burger King's Fly-Threw, Ooze handed his voucher to the person at the counter, and grabbed his burger. "Oh oh halfzies!" said Darth Vader, quite gayly. Ooze split the burger in two and handed Darth Vader one half. They flew up to Canada which now a floating space station called The Gummi Death Star. Ooze gazed into its gummi-goodness and made a weird noise. Ooze asked Darth why the Gummi Death Star was green. There was a silence for a moment. "Oh because Green is suppose to make people feel... Horny! And oh my gosh it makes me feel terribly horny" He said, excitedly. Ooze felt uncomfortable, Ooze then rang his therapist and made some noises, which was his Ooze language.
They arrived at the Gummi Death Star and got out of the Gummi Tie Fighter, and then Chewbacca walked over and greeted them. They followed Darth to the Barracks; Ooze prepared himself for a scary sight. The door automatically opened and Ooze clutched his mobile tightly. Then noticed there was a spa and lockers and nodded. Ooze walked in with Chewbacca and Darth, towards Ooze's new locker. When they turned the corner Ooze saw two storm troopers whipping each other with their towels revealing their bare ass. Ooze stared in shock. "Feeling a bit Green there Ooze?" Said Darth Vader, excitedly. Ooze looked over at Darth and shook his head in shock. "Its okay if you are, theres only men here, nothing but gorgeous men!!" said Darth Vadar. Ooze felt the need to get out of here because he wasn`t gay and didn`t want to get converted any time soon, but Ooze had a feeling he wasn`t going to be getting out of this job anytime soon. Chewbacca made a loud moaning sound and walked off, Ooze felt like following him but Darth Vadar had a tight grip on his Oozi-ness. "Come on Ooze! Lets go check out the bed rooms!" Darth Vadar said, excitedly. Ooze had a horrible feeling and was prepared to spend the rest of his life in a mental hospital.
While Ooze, Darth Vadar and a few giggling storm troopers walked to the Rooms, Ooze looked around at everyone and noticed they were all men, no wonder they were all gay he thought to himself. There were many other disturbing sights along the way that made Ooze scared that he couldn`t stay straight while being in the Gummi Death Star. When they reached the Rooms, Ooze could hear lots of loud noises and screaming, like girlish screaming, Ooze grinned at the thought of girls being here. The door they opening and there was a large group of Storm Troopers having a pillow fight, Darth Vadar pulled Ooze in and shut the door on the way in. "Wow, Can I join?!" said Darth, gayly. They all stopped and looked over, some of them started chatting amongst themselves. "SURE SURE!" yelled one. Darth grabbed a pillow and skipped over, then joined in, Ooze stared in shock and felt faint. Unfortunately for Ooze, he didn`t faint at all, but was forced to watch them have a pillow fight. Ooze realized he would have to deal with this everyday till he could escape from this horrible nightmare.