Spiral: Suiri no Yugi

Yay! This is something that just came to me in my mind andI wanted to try out! It may be weird and people who haven't seen Spiral probably shouldn't read it, or at least, not people who don't like spoilers. And definitely people who can't understand why a person who loves a show would mock it so mercilously.

This should be in with ff(dot)net's rules; I've seen other stories out there as parodies of shows or movies, soI see no reason why some crackpot will delete this. (growls) Rrriiiiggghhtt?

disclaimer- Not only doI not own spiral or yugioh, butI also don't own any plot from Spiral (yea,I don't own a bottomless pit!) nor doI even own my own muse, Hiei. Poor me.

introduction- we all get stuck doing this

Dear YuGiOh characters:

Lately I was thinking about how much Spiral and YuGiOh were alike, like in their themes and junk and slowly but surely, it came to me: why not combine YuGiOh and Spiral and make a crossover! Well that idea lasted out until the end of that sentence, but THEN I got thinking about how much I love mocking Spiral, since it is one of my favorite animes and I thought, make a Spiral parody! That lasted a bit longer than the other idea, but I really love writing YuGiOh fanfics more than anything and then, oh-ho-ho, it REALLY came to me! A Spiral parody: played by YuGiOh characters!

from, queen-galux

Yugi rolled around on the ground at school, "She wants us to do a parody now?" he groaned, "Ugh… when will it end?"

Jounouchi shrugged, "Probably when we die."

Seto's eyes narrowed, "Well then, you're free to go then, aren't you bonkotsu?"

Jou-kun got ready to beat up Kaiba, when Hiei showed up as the authoress's muse, "Hn."

"Don't give us that crap," muttered Bakura, "We all know you say much more than just that."

Hiei grunted, "Yeah, alright, I do. Now… here's the list of demands-"

"Demands!" Honda cried mournfully, "She has demands!"

Hiei 'hn'ed and went on, "-from your loyal authoress. She wants you guys to stick to the script as much as you can, because she took so much time to write it, but you can ad lib once or twice if you want to. And here," he pulled out more sheets of paper and started handing them around, "-are your parts."

Bakura gruffly snatched his, "So long as I'm not the snobby Brit, I'll be fine." He took a long look at his script, before shoving his head in a trash can, "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!"

Seto chuckled under his breath, "Guess what he got…" his face paled at his character, "RIO TAKEUCHI? I'M NOT A GIRL! HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT!"

Jounouchi laughed at Kaiba, "YES! I got Kousuke, wahoooo!" he made like an airplane and soared around the bunch of teens.

Ryou looked glumly at his, "You're not the only one who got genderbended, Kaiba-kun."

Hiei held off the masses, "Hey! We used up the girls in other, more essential female parts!"

"Yeah!" Anzu shoved her script in front of Kaiba's face, "I could have played your part easily, but I get to play Atemu's wife instead!" she ran rabidly to Yugi's darker half, "We get to be together forever!"

Atemu read the fine print of his character description, "But doesn't this say that I disappeared two years ago and is never actually in the action here?"

Anzu bit her lip, "Stupid, baka writer. I hate my part."

Kaiba moaned, "I'm a girl?"

Hiei slapped both Kaiba and Anzu, "Get over it! You should be glad you're not some stuffed turtle attached to a bomb!"

…somewhere in lala land…

"NAAANIIII?" screeched Haga, "I'M A TURTLE BOMB?"

Haha, like you'd want to review it! Even less likely is that anyone actually read it...

REVIEW!

(edit: Seriously, review! I adore feedback. It brightens up my homework-laden day.)