Much Ado About Nothing: Casting
By Izzy
Rating G
Hey! It's me again! Just to all of you who reviewed my last fic (In the End. Everyone else R&R.): *sniff* *sniff* ya'll are so SWEET. Thank you a lot. That was my first fic and it really means a lot to me.
I don't own Gundam Wing (I wish I did) or Much Ado About Nothing. That belongs to Shakespeare (duh.) But he's my favorite author so I thought I'd have a little fun. Here's the casting special. Enjoy!
It's a bright and sunny day as all the Gundam characters gather up the author, Izzy's fic to Much Ado About Nothing. Everyone is really hectic.
IZZY: Everyone, listen up! I'm gonna start casting and if you don't like the characters you get, tough!!!
WUFEI: Injustice! How can a woman order us around?
IZZY: Look, I'm the author. I can make you do anything I want. Now if you want to keep all your teeth, I suggest you shut up and sit down.
WUFEI: How exactly are you gonna knock all my teeth out, woman?!?
IZZY: Oh Sailor Neptune! Sailor Uranus! *Sailor Uranus and Neptune enter, arms crossed.*
WUFEI: *Pouts and takes a seat in the corner of the room.*
IZZY: *Puts on a huge smile and turns to everyone else.* Any more questions?
Everyone: *answers with a quick* NO!
TROWA and CATHRINE: *sits down next to each other on the couch.*
DUO: *smiles evilly before sitting on the arm chair and pulling Hilde down on top of him.*
HILDE: *falls on Duo and takes a seat on his lap*
RELENA: *takes a seat down at the table.*
MILLIARDO and DOROTHY: *sits down next to Relena*
SALLY and NOIN: *sits at the table across from Relena.*
HEERO: *sits in the corner near Wufei.*
SAILOR URANUS and NEPTUNE: *remain standing next to each other.*
IZZY: Now that everyone is settled, let's get down to business. First of all Wufei, you're gonna be Don Pedro, pince of Arragon.
WUFEI: *looks up at author, then to Sailor Uranus and Neptune with a little fear in his eyes, and just nods.*
DUO: Why does he get to be the prince?
IZZY: Because I think you'll like the part I casted for you. *walks up to Duo to whisper in his ear.* Besides, you get to kiss Hilde ...
DUO: *obviously satisfied with the answer, settles back in his seat.*
IZZY: Now, for Don John, Don Pedro's illegitimate brother, I casted Trowa.
TROWA: *simply nods*
IZZY: Great. You're all cooperating nicely. Now Duo, you get to be Claudio, a young lord of Florence.
DUO: The dude's name is Claudio?!?
IZZY: Yes, his name is Claudio. *walks up to him to whisper again.* Do you want to kiss Hilde or not?
DUO: *quiets down yet again.*
IZZY: Now, where was I? Oh yes, now Heero ... *looks down at casting sheet*
HEERO: *obviously interested now that his part has come up, sits up straighter in his seat*
IZZY: You will be Benedick, a young lord of Padua.
DUO: *bursts out laughing*
SAILOR URANUS: Now what exactly is so funny?
DUO: *getting a little scared tries to calm his giggles down* But Heero ... his character's name sounds like 'been a dick.'
QUATRE: *finally catching on, begins to giggle along until Sailor Neptune steps in front of him with a mean look on her face.*
IZZY: Now, now, Neptune. Let's leave Quatre here alone.
SAILOR NEPTUNE and URANUS: *walks back to original spot*
IZZY: *gives Quatre a little kiss on the lips before continuing*
DUO: No fair, Quatre; you are such an author's pet.
HILDE, RELENA, DOROTHY, SALLY, NOIN and CATHRINE: DUO! SHUT UP!
IZZY: Now, Treize, you get to be Leonato, the governor of Messina.
MILLIARDO: Why can't I be the governor of Messina????
IZZY: Because ... you get to be his brother, Antonio.
MILLIARDO: Well, I guess that's okay. Besides, Antonio is a pretty cool name, wouldn't you agree Noin? *smiles seductively*
IZZY: Okay, stop that now. No mushy stuff. If anybody's gonna get a kiss, it's gonna be me.
EVERYONE: *grumbles*
IZZY: Uranus? Neptune? Can you see if our little friends have a problem?
SAILOR URANUS and NEPTUNE: *starts to get to work*
EVERYONE: *immediately shuts up*
IZZY: Good. Sally, there aren't many girl characters so you're gonna have to be Balthasar.
SALLY: Baltha-what?
IZZY: Balthasar. He's the attendant on Don Pedro, who is *looks down at sheet* Wufei.
SALLY: Oh ... Oh! *quickly casts a smile over at Wufei who returns a small one.*
IZZY: Dorothy, Noin, you guys get to be the followers of Don John. Dorothy.
DOROTHY: Why do I have to be a small part? I'm not follower material. I have a much better acting ability than-
NOIN: *clamps hand over Dorothy's mouth*
IZZY: uh huh. *mutters to herself* Tell that to those eyebrows of yours. *puts on huge smile and looks up.*
NOIN: Please, continue.
IZZY: Thank you, Noin. That was very thoughtful of you, shutting Dorothy up like that. I was about to sic Uranus on her. *turns to Dorothy* You should be thanking Noin. She saved your tail.
DOROTHY: *smiles sweetly back at author*
IZZY: Dorothy, you get to be Borachio.
DOROTHY: I get a small part and have to be a guy, too!
IZZY: Tough. Get over it. But ya know what, everyone, if you squint your eyes and look at Dorothy a certain angle, she sort of looks like a guy.
EVERYONE: *squints eyes and looks over at Dorothy.*
CATHRINE: I can sort of see it.
HILDE: Yeah! Yeah, I can see it!
RELENA: Okay guys, let's stop. Dorothy really doesn't need all this attention.
IZZY: My words exactly, Relena. We all don't need to die from looking at her face! (AN: I guess you guys can tell I hate Dorothy's guts.)
EVERYONE: *bursts into little giggles*
DOROTHY: You are such a jerk, author-lady!
IZZY: *turns and glares at her* You make me SO ANGRY! Uranus, get her!
URANUS: *runs after Dorothy attempting to attack her*
DOROTHY: *is up and out of her seat running from Uranus like her hair is on fire*
IZZY: Noin, your character is Conrade. Next on my list is ... Quatre.
QUATRE: Okay. Who do I get to be?
IZZY: You get to be Friar Francis. Any problems?
QUATRE: Nope.
IZZY: Okay. Cathrine, you get to be Dogberry, the constable.
CATHRINE: Okay ...
IZZY: Just do it. I'm getting a headache. Anybody got an aspirin?
QUATRE: As a matter of face, I do. Here ya go, Izzy-chan.
IZZY: Why thank you Quatre-chan. This is very sweet of you.
QUATRE: *blushes*
IZZY: *takes pill and washes it down with a glass of water that Quatre also handes her* Now, the Sexton and the boy will be played by ... the Sexton and the boy as will all messengers, etc. will be played by themselves.
HILDE: What's a Sexton?
SALLY: Yeah. What is a Sexton?
IZZY: Well, it's an employee of a church who is responsible for the maintenance of church property.
RELENA: Wow ... you must be really smart.
IZZY: Yeah, well ... *hides Webster's dictionary behind back*
HEERO: *spots dictionary*
IZZY: *glares at Heero* Hilde, you're up next!
HILDE: Great!
IZZY: You get to be Hero, may I add in with only one 'e', Leonato's daughter.
DOROTHY: *coming to a panting stop* Wait a sec. She gets to be a girl and I don't?
IZZY: Neptune, would you like to join the chase?
SAILOR NEPTUNE: Oh, no problem! *runs after Dorothy with Uranus who screams in fright*
IZZY: Beatrice, Leonato's niece and Antonio's daughter will be ... Relena.
RELENA: *puts on a huge smile*
NOIN: Good going, Relena!
DUO: *snickering* What kind of sexual favors have you done for the author lately, Relena?
MILLIARDO: *looks about ready to kill*
TREIZE and NOIN: *hold Milliardo back*
HEERO: *grabs his gun out of some unknown place and shoves it at the back of Duo's head* Omae o korosu.
IZZY: *freaking out a bit* Okay! Stop it! Relena did not do any sexual favors for me! Duo, you've got a sick mind! *grabs Heero's gun and locks it in a drawer* Down Heero, down. *pulls Heero by the hand and sits him down in his seat*
HEERO: *as soon as the author turns her back, he lunges for Duo's neck and starts to squeeze*
DUO: *squeaking out for help* Uh ... author lady, a little help here ...
IZZY: Heero! *takes him by the hand yet again and sits him down in his seat ... yet again. This time though she makes a seat for herself in his lap* Now you can't get up. See what you've gotten yourself into.
HEERO: *glares at Izzy*
RELENA: *puts on a frown*
IZZY: Lastly are the attendants on Hero.
SALLY: Who's gonna play them?
TROWA: Yeah, there's no one left.
IZZY: Wrong! Ursula will be played by Sailor Uranus and Margaret will be played by Sailor Neptune. Is that okay with everyone?
EVERYONE: Sure.
IZZY: Great! For being so cooperative, you all get a kiss! *she turns around to give Heero a quick peck then went around giving everyone else a kiss (except Dorothy of course who had stopped running.) She lastly stops at Quatre who pulled her in and they fell over kissing, leaving the rest staring and Dorothy fuming.
That's it for the casting! Didn't mean to make it so long! It's just casting! But anywayz I had to get Dorothy at the end there. Quatre is MINE! Every1 back off!!!
R&R,
Izzy-chan
By Izzy
Rating G
Hey! It's me again! Just to all of you who reviewed my last fic (In the End. Everyone else R&R.): *sniff* *sniff* ya'll are so SWEET. Thank you a lot. That was my first fic and it really means a lot to me.
I don't own Gundam Wing (I wish I did) or Much Ado About Nothing. That belongs to Shakespeare (duh.) But he's my favorite author so I thought I'd have a little fun. Here's the casting special. Enjoy!
It's a bright and sunny day as all the Gundam characters gather up the author, Izzy's fic to Much Ado About Nothing. Everyone is really hectic.
IZZY: Everyone, listen up! I'm gonna start casting and if you don't like the characters you get, tough!!!
WUFEI: Injustice! How can a woman order us around?
IZZY: Look, I'm the author. I can make you do anything I want. Now if you want to keep all your teeth, I suggest you shut up and sit down.
WUFEI: How exactly are you gonna knock all my teeth out, woman?!?
IZZY: Oh Sailor Neptune! Sailor Uranus! *Sailor Uranus and Neptune enter, arms crossed.*
WUFEI: *Pouts and takes a seat in the corner of the room.*
IZZY: *Puts on a huge smile and turns to everyone else.* Any more questions?
Everyone: *answers with a quick* NO!
TROWA and CATHRINE: *sits down next to each other on the couch.*
DUO: *smiles evilly before sitting on the arm chair and pulling Hilde down on top of him.*
HILDE: *falls on Duo and takes a seat on his lap*
RELENA: *takes a seat down at the table.*
MILLIARDO and DOROTHY: *sits down next to Relena*
SALLY and NOIN: *sits at the table across from Relena.*
HEERO: *sits in the corner near Wufei.*
SAILOR URANUS and NEPTUNE: *remain standing next to each other.*
IZZY: Now that everyone is settled, let's get down to business. First of all Wufei, you're gonna be Don Pedro, pince of Arragon.
WUFEI: *looks up at author, then to Sailor Uranus and Neptune with a little fear in his eyes, and just nods.*
DUO: Why does he get to be the prince?
IZZY: Because I think you'll like the part I casted for you. *walks up to Duo to whisper in his ear.* Besides, you get to kiss Hilde ...
DUO: *obviously satisfied with the answer, settles back in his seat.*
IZZY: Now, for Don John, Don Pedro's illegitimate brother, I casted Trowa.
TROWA: *simply nods*
IZZY: Great. You're all cooperating nicely. Now Duo, you get to be Claudio, a young lord of Florence.
DUO: The dude's name is Claudio?!?
IZZY: Yes, his name is Claudio. *walks up to him to whisper again.* Do you want to kiss Hilde or not?
DUO: *quiets down yet again.*
IZZY: Now, where was I? Oh yes, now Heero ... *looks down at casting sheet*
HEERO: *obviously interested now that his part has come up, sits up straighter in his seat*
IZZY: You will be Benedick, a young lord of Padua.
DUO: *bursts out laughing*
SAILOR URANUS: Now what exactly is so funny?
DUO: *getting a little scared tries to calm his giggles down* But Heero ... his character's name sounds like 'been a dick.'
QUATRE: *finally catching on, begins to giggle along until Sailor Neptune steps in front of him with a mean look on her face.*
IZZY: Now, now, Neptune. Let's leave Quatre here alone.
SAILOR NEPTUNE and URANUS: *walks back to original spot*
IZZY: *gives Quatre a little kiss on the lips before continuing*
DUO: No fair, Quatre; you are such an author's pet.
HILDE, RELENA, DOROTHY, SALLY, NOIN and CATHRINE: DUO! SHUT UP!
IZZY: Now, Treize, you get to be Leonato, the governor of Messina.
MILLIARDO: Why can't I be the governor of Messina????
IZZY: Because ... you get to be his brother, Antonio.
MILLIARDO: Well, I guess that's okay. Besides, Antonio is a pretty cool name, wouldn't you agree Noin? *smiles seductively*
IZZY: Okay, stop that now. No mushy stuff. If anybody's gonna get a kiss, it's gonna be me.
EVERYONE: *grumbles*
IZZY: Uranus? Neptune? Can you see if our little friends have a problem?
SAILOR URANUS and NEPTUNE: *starts to get to work*
EVERYONE: *immediately shuts up*
IZZY: Good. Sally, there aren't many girl characters so you're gonna have to be Balthasar.
SALLY: Baltha-what?
IZZY: Balthasar. He's the attendant on Don Pedro, who is *looks down at sheet* Wufei.
SALLY: Oh ... Oh! *quickly casts a smile over at Wufei who returns a small one.*
IZZY: Dorothy, Noin, you guys get to be the followers of Don John. Dorothy.
DOROTHY: Why do I have to be a small part? I'm not follower material. I have a much better acting ability than-
NOIN: *clamps hand over Dorothy's mouth*
IZZY: uh huh. *mutters to herself* Tell that to those eyebrows of yours. *puts on huge smile and looks up.*
NOIN: Please, continue.
IZZY: Thank you, Noin. That was very thoughtful of you, shutting Dorothy up like that. I was about to sic Uranus on her. *turns to Dorothy* You should be thanking Noin. She saved your tail.
DOROTHY: *smiles sweetly back at author*
IZZY: Dorothy, you get to be Borachio.
DOROTHY: I get a small part and have to be a guy, too!
IZZY: Tough. Get over it. But ya know what, everyone, if you squint your eyes and look at Dorothy a certain angle, she sort of looks like a guy.
EVERYONE: *squints eyes and looks over at Dorothy.*
CATHRINE: I can sort of see it.
HILDE: Yeah! Yeah, I can see it!
RELENA: Okay guys, let's stop. Dorothy really doesn't need all this attention.
IZZY: My words exactly, Relena. We all don't need to die from looking at her face! (AN: I guess you guys can tell I hate Dorothy's guts.)
EVERYONE: *bursts into little giggles*
DOROTHY: You are such a jerk, author-lady!
IZZY: *turns and glares at her* You make me SO ANGRY! Uranus, get her!
URANUS: *runs after Dorothy attempting to attack her*
DOROTHY: *is up and out of her seat running from Uranus like her hair is on fire*
IZZY: Noin, your character is Conrade. Next on my list is ... Quatre.
QUATRE: Okay. Who do I get to be?
IZZY: You get to be Friar Francis. Any problems?
QUATRE: Nope.
IZZY: Okay. Cathrine, you get to be Dogberry, the constable.
CATHRINE: Okay ...
IZZY: Just do it. I'm getting a headache. Anybody got an aspirin?
QUATRE: As a matter of face, I do. Here ya go, Izzy-chan.
IZZY: Why thank you Quatre-chan. This is very sweet of you.
QUATRE: *blushes*
IZZY: *takes pill and washes it down with a glass of water that Quatre also handes her* Now, the Sexton and the boy will be played by ... the Sexton and the boy as will all messengers, etc. will be played by themselves.
HILDE: What's a Sexton?
SALLY: Yeah. What is a Sexton?
IZZY: Well, it's an employee of a church who is responsible for the maintenance of church property.
RELENA: Wow ... you must be really smart.
IZZY: Yeah, well ... *hides Webster's dictionary behind back*
HEERO: *spots dictionary*
IZZY: *glares at Heero* Hilde, you're up next!
HILDE: Great!
IZZY: You get to be Hero, may I add in with only one 'e', Leonato's daughter.
DOROTHY: *coming to a panting stop* Wait a sec. She gets to be a girl and I don't?
IZZY: Neptune, would you like to join the chase?
SAILOR NEPTUNE: Oh, no problem! *runs after Dorothy with Uranus who screams in fright*
IZZY: Beatrice, Leonato's niece and Antonio's daughter will be ... Relena.
RELENA: *puts on a huge smile*
NOIN: Good going, Relena!
DUO: *snickering* What kind of sexual favors have you done for the author lately, Relena?
MILLIARDO: *looks about ready to kill*
TREIZE and NOIN: *hold Milliardo back*
HEERO: *grabs his gun out of some unknown place and shoves it at the back of Duo's head* Omae o korosu.
IZZY: *freaking out a bit* Okay! Stop it! Relena did not do any sexual favors for me! Duo, you've got a sick mind! *grabs Heero's gun and locks it in a drawer* Down Heero, down. *pulls Heero by the hand and sits him down in his seat*
HEERO: *as soon as the author turns her back, he lunges for Duo's neck and starts to squeeze*
DUO: *squeaking out for help* Uh ... author lady, a little help here ...
IZZY: Heero! *takes him by the hand yet again and sits him down in his seat ... yet again. This time though she makes a seat for herself in his lap* Now you can't get up. See what you've gotten yourself into.
HEERO: *glares at Izzy*
RELENA: *puts on a frown*
IZZY: Lastly are the attendants on Hero.
SALLY: Who's gonna play them?
TROWA: Yeah, there's no one left.
IZZY: Wrong! Ursula will be played by Sailor Uranus and Margaret will be played by Sailor Neptune. Is that okay with everyone?
EVERYONE: Sure.
IZZY: Great! For being so cooperative, you all get a kiss! *she turns around to give Heero a quick peck then went around giving everyone else a kiss (except Dorothy of course who had stopped running.) She lastly stops at Quatre who pulled her in and they fell over kissing, leaving the rest staring and Dorothy fuming.
That's it for the casting! Didn't mean to make it so long! It's just casting! But anywayz I had to get Dorothy at the end there. Quatre is MINE! Every1 back off!!!
R&R,
Izzy-chan