I don't own Two Weeks with the Queen.
I wrote this for my English class assessment with my friend Adrian.
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Luke: Colin
Colin: Yes Luke?
Luke: What's wrong with me?
Colin: What do you mean?
Luke: Whenever I ask Mum or Dad what's wrong they start crying and change the subject
Colin: Well you see the thing is Luke, you don't have gastric
Luke: Then what do I have?
Colin: You see you have… gingivitis it's a disease you get from eating too much ginger
Luke: But I don't like ginger
Colin: You can also get it from ginger beer
Luke: Oh well that makes sense then (ha ha ha)
Colin: Well what did you think you had, cancer heh heh (shifts eyes nervously)
Luke: Yeah. If I did have cancer then you'd probably try to get the best doctor in the world or go to the Amazon with a British sidekick with dandruff
Colin: Yeah I probably would do that but that sounds ridiculous
Luke: I missed you
Colin: I missed you to Luke
Luke: When you were in England did you go to the Zoo and see giraffes
Colin: Sure why not and over there they had crumpets and tea and all sorts of things all the time
Luke: Thanks again for the plastic jumbo jet
Colin: It was the least I could do to make you feel better about your gingivitis
Luke: Thanks
Colin: It's getting late visiting hours are over soon
Luke: Yeah goodnight Colin
Colin: Goodnight Luke
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Doctor: Hello Colin
Colin: Who are you?
Doctor: I'm Luke's doctor, Dr Avil
Colin: Umm… okay
Doctor: Colin… Luke only has 30 years to live
Colin: Really that's great!
Doctor: Oh sorry, I meant 30 days
Colin: But that's so soon!
Doctor: If you have anything to tell him, say it in that time
Colin: Does he know?
Doctor: No, but your parents do
Colin: How long have they known!
Doctor: A couple of days
Colin: …
Doctor: Are you Okay?
Colin: (crying)
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Luke: I feel cold, Colin (sick)
Colin: I know Luke, I know (sad)
Luke: Can you get me some hot chocolate?
Colin: Sure thing
Luke: And Colin
Colin: Yes?
Luke: You're the best brother in the whole, wide world
Colin: Thanks Luke (smiles)
Fin