Ever since she had gone to Hell after being killed by Cedric, Sofia the Worst was bored out of her mind. Since she was pure evil, she thought that being in the land of darkness might be fun, but instead it was a total snooze. She grew numb to the fire and brimstone and torture after a while, and spent most of her days sitting in Hell's lounge, playing chess with Frollo.
"Your move, princess," Frollo said to his opponent.
"You're no good at this game, you know that?" Evil Sofia said as she rolled he eyes.
"Why should I care about the opinion of someone who was created by sorcery?" replied Frollo with disgust.
"Why are you still such a dick about things like magic?" said Evil Sofia, hopping off of her chair. "Screw this game! I'm going to go see what Shan Yu is up to."
She found Shan Yu where she always found him, busily knitting a scarf that he would never be able to finish. No one was ever able to finish an arts and crafts project in Hell.
"What's up, Evil Sofia?" asked Shan Yu. "And what do you think of my scarf? I think it's turning out quite nicely so far, if I do say so myself."
"I don't give a crap about your scarf," said Evil Sofia, pouting. "I want out of Hell!"
"Doesn't everyone?" said Shan Yu.
"Not for the reasons other people want out of Hell!" complained Evil Sofia. "I'm just so sick of everything here! Hell is more boring than The Tree of Life!"
"And what would you do if you were able to get out?" asked Shan Yu, sounding only slightly more interested in his conversation with Evil Sofia than he was in getting his scarf done.
"Well, I'd want revenge against Good Sofia," said Evil Sofia. "Revenge against her and Cedric! I've dreamed of nothing else ever since I got here."
"I was like you once," said Shan Yu bitterly. "When I first landed in Hell, after being blown to bits by Mulan, I wanted nothing more but to get my hands around that bitch's throat and break her neck before she even knew what was happening. But time goes by. You stop caring. You become involved in more important things, like knitting scarves and becoming obsessed with how Heroes is going to end."
"But they cancelled that show before it ended," said Evil Sofia.
"I KNOW!" cried Shan Yu in agony. "That's why they let us become obsessed with it here! They never broadcast shows that had actual, satisfying endings in Hell! They don't even let us write fanfictions to help fill in the gaps!"
And with that, the Hun leader threw his scarf to the floor, but the floor was like super hot, so it immediately caught on fire and was destroyed almost instantly.
"NOOOOOOOO!" yelled Shan Yu. "NOT MY SCARF! ALL OF MY WORK WAS FOR NOTHING!"
"What a baby," said Evil Sofia, walking away from Shan Yu and going to her room. She laid herself down on her Hell bed, which was made out of sharp spikes.
"I will go back to earth if it kills me," she said to herself as she settled down for a Hell nap. "Well, okay, it may be a little late for that, but I will get revenge against Sofia! No matter what it takes!"