A/N: aargh, whenever I read a fic I get ideas to write a fic! and then when I finish the fic I go and read more and then I write more! it's a never ending chain of writing and reading!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


In the backs of the alley, there was a wet and torn cardboard box labeled: FREE TO A GOOD OWNER. Inside the box there was a puppy. The puppy had his head lifted out of the box and waited for someone to play with him.
Not many people walked by this alley anymore, most people drove their cars on the streets, or took a bus. and those who did walk were always in a hurry and had no time to play with a stray puppy. Some kids walked by, but those who did threw rocks at the puppy, or just decided he was obviously too dirty to play with.
But then, on a rainy day, a purple-haired girl who's were closed and even if they were open they'd be fixed on her game slave walked by. the puppy lifted it's head out of the box and started to make little yippy noises, what he did when most everyone walked by.
"errrrr" the purple-haired girl grunted, then looked away from her game slave to see what was making the annoying noises. "hey, what are you doing there?" Gaz said, and then set down her game slave and walked over to the puppy. whoa, Gaz actually set down her Game Slave!
the puppy continued to make the yippy noises, even louder now that someone was actually by him. "don't do that" Gaz said, and then she picked up the puppy,"what's your name?" Gaz looked for an ID tag, but the puppy didn't even have a collar, Gaz then looked at the inscription on the box. "free huh? hmmmm...okay, you can come home with me" Gaz said, and she picked up her game slave and put it in her pocket.
Gaz carried the puppy all the way to her house, he was wet and dirty but she didn't care, and in a matter of minutes she was home.
Gaz walked in and set the puppy down on the floor, Dib was in the living room, probably watching Mysterious Mysteries of Strange and Unknown Mysteries
"HEY! what's that?" Dib asked as soon as he saw the puppy.
"it's a puppy, i saw it in an alley so I brought it home" Gaz said
"what about it's owner?" Dib asked
"the box said free"
"oh" Dib looked at the puppy, he was kind of scraggly, he was a dusty brown type color and was really small.
The puppy was very entergetic, he was running around the living room at lightning speed, he must have been in that box for awhile. Then the puppy started to chew on Dib's boot.
"HEY! I'm still wearing that!" Dib said as he yanked his foot away from the puppy
Gaz sat on the couch then picked up the puppy and set him in her lap and started to pet him.
"what's his name?" Dib asked, checking to see if the puppy tore his boot.
"he doesn't have one" Gaz said
"what are you going to name him?"
"hmmm..." Gaz looked at the puppy, the way he moved his paws kind of reminded her of something...
"I'll call him Vampire Piggy" Gaz said, as she continued to stroke the puppy.
"that's a....weird....name" Dib said
"and you'd give him a better one?"
"yes, yes I would"
"and what would this better name be?"
"well...he kind of reminds me of this special they did on the mass speeds of paranormal creatures so-"
"not gonna happen" Gaz said, she pet the puppy for a few minutes and then it fell asleep. It wasn't asleep for long though, in a few minutes it woke up.
"I think it's hungry" Dib said
Gaz got up and walked into the kitchen, how was she to know what dogs eat? She grabbed out some peanut butter from the cabinet, maybe he'd eat that.
She took a bowl out and put the peanut butter in that, and then set it on the ground.
This was very much to the dog's liking, he happily ate the peanut butter.
Dib suspected Gaz was doing something wrong, so he walked in the kitchen. "GAZ!" he said as soon as he caught sight of the puppy,"you can't just feed it peanut butter!"
"why not? Vampire Piggy likes it"
"you just don't get it do you? you have to give him dog food!"
"listen Dib, I don't know about you, but he seems to like peanut butter alot better than he'd ever like dried bits of meat"
"Gaz, he's a dog! he needs dog food!"
"Dib, he's eating it, he's liking it! what's wrong with that?"
"why do I bother" Dib shook his head and walked out of the kitchen
"don't listen to him Vampire Piggy, his heads too big so he thinks he knows everything, don't worry boy. I'll teach you all you need to know" Gaz said


HI! who liked chapter one? mmyep, hmmm, it'll get better, it'll have some Gir and some of everyone's favorite Irken...*drumroll* ZIM!! the next chapter will be longer too. Please review if you want me to write more, I'm easily motivated.
I just put out this fic called 'The No-name Tak fic' of something like that, I want people to read that one, I worked real hard on it. It almost gave me temporary blindness as I looked at my computer soooooo much. erm, like I said, please review, on one of my other stories ONE person reviewed and that motivated me to write the next chapter. Think of what ten could do...
ummm...I REALLY want to read more, but I've been so busy writing I couldn't. Sorry all you who work hard to write your fics and then don't have people read them. I promise that I will review every fic I read, HONEST...well...maybe not...actually I'll probably hardly ever review. ummm...ya....you have full permission to kill me
Next chapter...When you're torn between your only friend and your family life starts to get weird