Stuck In School With You
Genre: Humor/Romance
Language: English
Rated: T for some language and some scenarios
Pairings: Joey and Kaiba
By: Randomemochild
Summary: When Joey and Seto get trapped inside their school, will they kill each other or will something else happen (yeah I suck at summaries...)?
Disclamer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh! but if I did, I'm sure they'd have to change ratings... I also don't own historical stuff or any McDonalds foods or Twix (you'll see...)
Warning: This is a shounen-ai, so if you don't like that kind of stuff, don't read and don't complain to me....
Me: Don't worry! THIS IS THE ORIGINAL STORY WITH ALL THE CHAPTERS (finished)! I just had a little mishap with uploading so I had 2 delete the story, then re-post it.
Chapter 1: Friday
Joey Wheeler sat down at his desk at Domino High School. The day had already been uneventful and boring. Now, what was worse was that not only was he in his least favorite class, global history, but he was also sharing the same desk with his arch enemy, Seto Kaiba.
(A/N: Okay, imagine those double desks like you had in grade school and that's basically what it is...)
Oh, yay, what fun, he thought bitterly. The only thing that brought him any joy was knowing that there was only one class left, gym, and then he could go home.
"Hmm, so for once, the mutt is actually on time. Good job," Kaiba quipped while his eyes never left his fancy, sleek laptop.
"Hey, shut up Kaiba," Joey yelled before taking his seat.
"Okay, class," the teacher said in the most dragging, boring voice ever "Today, we're gonna continue to talk about World War II and its effects...."
Two minutes into the hour period and Joey was already falling asleep. So he wouldn't get in trouble for falling asleep again, he took out a comic book and used his notebook to hide it.
"Amateur mistake Wheeler," the person next to him smirked.
Annoyed, Joey looked over to the brunette's side of the desk and to his surprise, Kaiba wasn't working on KaibaCorp documents, he was reading online comics.
"Oh, wow, you're actually human like the rest of us," Joey joked. To his surprise again, Kaiba actually responded, "I hate this boring class. It's a wonder why I come at all."
Joey laughed when suddenly, he heard the history teacher yelling his name.
"Care to answer my question, Mr. Wheeler," the teacher asked.
"Um...umm...." the blonde replied, stuck.
"Hmm, you can ponder the answer in detention," the teacher frowned "My question was: what was the purpose of the Marshall Plan? Mr. Kaiba, how about you?"
"The purpose was to prevent communism from spreading to Europe," Kaiba answered without looking up once more.
"Dammit, how do you do that?" growled Joey.
"It isn't my fault that you weren't paying attention," the other boy sighed.
"Neither were you, rich boy."
"Leave me alone, mutt."
"Quit it with the dog remarks!"
"Shut it."
"You shut it!"
"How about both of you 'shut it'," the history teacher said "You can join Mr. Wheeler in detention too."
A stunned look came across Kaiba's face which put a smile on Joey's. Yes, finally, he gets it too! All the detentions in the world are worth it for the look on Kaiba's face right now.
Kaiba death-glared Joey and he quickly looked down at his comic book.
Right after gym class, instead of going home and sleeping like he intended, Joey was now headed to the windowless detention room on the last floor (6th floor, by the way) of the school. "Maybe, it wasn't worth it," he groaned outloud while walking up 6 flights of stairs.
He turned the corner and enter the room where the history teacher and a very pissed off Kaiba was sitting.
The teacher said sarcastically, "Mr. Wheeler, join us, please. There's more than enough room."
Joey grabbed the seat that was all the way across the room from Kaiba.
The teacher continued, "Well, you know why you're here, so I won't bother saying 'think about why you're here and write about it in an essay.' No, instead I'm putting the both of you to work." He reached into his suitcase and pulled out an enormous stack of papers. "These are all freshman papers. Since you're older, I'd expect you to know this stuff already, but since you can't even pay attention, here's the answer key. I'll be back in about 2 hours, so enjoy." And with that, the teacher left, leaving two confused, irritated boys.
Three hours later, Kaiba and Joey were still in the same room, looking at freshman papers. I never knew there were people more idiotic that the mutt, Kaiba thought as he quickly marked the paper with red x's.
He looked across at Joey to see him still stuck on his first paper.
"Hmm, you're still on that?" the brunette laughed.
Annoyed, Joey looked up and said, "Go to Hell, Kaiba. It's all your fault why I'm here!"
"What!?! It's all your fault I'm here!" the other boy responded.
The blonde gave him the finger and continued staring at the paper. Kaiba looked at his watch and saw that it was already 6:00pm. He stood up and pulled out his cellphone.
"Whatcha doing there Kaiba?" asked Joey. "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm calling my corporation and telling them I'm not gonna make it on time."
"You know, Kaiba, not that I'm helping you, but you do know using electronic devices in school gets ya more detention."
"What the hell do I care mutt?"
Joey didn't know whether to be pissed that Kaiba called him a mutt or to admire his I-don't-give-a-crap attitude about the rules.
"Dammit, no service! And it's already 6," Kaiba frowned.
"What!?!" Joey yelled "You realize that that bastard said he'd be here in 2 hours and it's been 3!?!"
"Crap, I think the school closes at 6."
Both boys looked at each other in shock at Kaiba's last statement.
"You don't think-," Joey started, but they both raced out of the room and down the flights of stairs to the 1st floor. They both entered the dark hallway, illuminated only by the moonlight.
"AAH!!! We're locked in!" Joey panicked.
"Relax, dumbass, maybe they didn't lock it," Kaiba said, but he pushed the doors open and sure enough, they were locked.
"What do we do now?" the blonde asked.
"We do nothing. Since I'll be here for three days, I'm going to go find resources."
"Why three days, Kaiba?"
"Idiot. Don't you realize that today is Friday? We'll be here 'til Monday."
Joey groaned. Stuck three whole days in a school with no food, clothes and with a bastard who hated his guts. At least I can escape him for a while. Escape...?
"That's it! Kaiba, use your laptop thing and tell someone to get us!" he said, enthusiastically.
Kaiba smirked, "Wow, I guess you really do have a working brain after all, but tell me why should I help you?"
"Ha, because I helped you!"
"Name one time."
"I...rescued Mokuba!"
"Actually, that was Yugi."
"I....um-oh, remember that time you were stuck in that video game-?"
"That was Yugi also."
Racking his brain for a moment, Joey realized that he hadn't done anything. "Aw, c'mon Kaiba, have a heart for once," he begged "I'll do anything if you just try!"
"Begging like a dog, huh? Wait, did you just say you'll do anything?" Kaiba questioned.
Joey nodded frantically and tried to put on his best puppy dog eyes like he'd seen Mokuba do once for a Twix bar. As Kaiba walked back up the stairs, he replied, "I'll hold you to it. Anything I want, anytime, anyplace?"
"Yeah..." Joey said reluctantly.
A few moments later, they were back in the detention room. Kaiba opened his laptop and logged onto the internet. Joey quietly watched the screen behind him, knowing that this was the wisest thing to do at the moment.
"Dammit!!!" Kaiba yelled so suddenly, it scared Joey half to death "I can't access the internet from here. The school must not have wireless internet."
"What if you go to one of the computer labs?" asked Joey.
"Hmm, but then the power is off and the schools power in all the rooms are connected," the brunette replied while thinking.
Joey asked again, "Well, what if you go find the fuse box or something?"
"My god," Kaiba said in a mock surprised tone "It's like you're actually getting smarter by the minute." Kaiba put his things in his bag and went into the hallway.
"Wait for me, rich boy!" Joey yelled as he grabbed his bag as well and caught up to the taller boy. "Where we going?" he finally asked after a long moment of silence and walking.
"The basement to find the fuse box and don't you ever stop asking questions?" an annoyed Kaiba said.
Getting smart, Joey replied, "Technically, you just asked a question."
Kaiba silently kept walking, hoping that some deity would give him the strength not to beat the living crap out of a certain blonde. Joey grinned to himself and kept walking when he heard his stomach growling.
"Wait...Kaiba....so hungry...." he groaned. Kaiba turned around and glared at him, but he realized that he also hadn't had anything to eat all day.
Grabbing Joey by the arm and dragging him, the brunette growled, "C'mon, you annoying dog." Stunned, Joey said nothing as Kaiba led him to the cafeteria's kitchen.
The two of them looked inside the huge fridge and found the motherload of food. "Yay!" Joey cheered as he eagerly grabbed all the food that he could.
"Ration the food, you idiot," sneered Kaiba, but ironically, he was also grabbing food. Kaiba placed his food on a nearby chair and turned around to see Joey on top of the sink.
"What....are you doing, Wheeler?"
"There's a bag of cookies in the pantry," Joey replied while reaching into the pantry "Ha! See, I got i-!" Joey lost his balance and wobbled to regain it, but was losing miserably.
Instinctively, Kaiba reached out to steady him, but he slipped on a tile and they both landed on the floor with Joey on top of him. "Heh, heh, thanks for breaking my fall?" Joey laughed nervously.
"Get the hell off of me," the brunette gritted through his teeth. Joey quickly stood up and went to help Kaiba, but he slapped his hand away. "I can help myself," Kaiba muttered.
He went over to his food and sat down and the blonde did the same. The two of them ate in silence until Joey finally said, "Hey, weren't we supposed to be lookin' for the fuse or somethin'?"
"We are, you jackass or don't you want to eat?" Kaiba said.
"Aww, you care about me!" Joey grinned "Is that why you dove to save me from falling and gave me food?"
"Actually, I didn't want you complaining all night and besides, if you would've broken something, would anyone be here to help?"
"Why are you still a selfish jerk, Kaiba?"
"Hmm, and you're still a third-rate duelist."
"What does that have to do with anything?! And besides, I have the red-eyes black dragon."
"Such a shame that a duelist of your caliber would have such a worthy card."
"Oh and would you like to have it?"
"It's better than you having it."
"Is there anything else you'd like to have, Kaiba?"
Joey rubbed his legs suggestively and Kaiba stared at him blankly. "I was just kiddin', rich boy," the blonde laughed "Hey, do you even get laid?"
"None of your business."
"Oh c'mon tell me. Last time, me and Tristan were guessing that you and Pegasus had something. That's why he kept coming after you."
"You're both idiots."
"Do you wanna get laid by him?"
"Shut up, mutt."
"Would you like to get laid by me? We are alone after all."
"Go to hell."
"You're too easy, Kaiba!"
They both realized the double meaning behind what Joey said and they both began to laugh.
"Wow, you have a nice smile," Joey complimented "You should laugh more often."
"Are you throwing yourself at me, Wheeler?" Kaiba asked.
Joey blushed and changed the subject, asking, "What time is it?"
Kaiba looked and said, "It's 8:30."
Joey stashed the food in his bag and said, "We should go look for the fuse box."
A while later, Joey and Kaiba were in the dark and extensive basement. What's wrong with me, Joey questioned himself. Why did I keep throwing myself at him and why in the hell did I blush?! I was just joking....right? Suddenly, Kaiba stopped walking and Joey bumped right into him.
"Sorry," muttered the shorter boy as he rubbed his nose. "I found the fuse box," Kaiba said, ignoring Joey's apology.
"How can ya tell? It's pitch black." Kaiba waved a bright flashlight in Joey's face.
The brunette began to flip switches, but the power wasn't coming on. Joey sighed, "C'mon we should go back-."
Suddenly, they both heard rustling coming from down the hall.
"Did you hear that?!" Joey whispered frantically.
The rustling noise came again and Joey clung onto the back of Kaiba's trenchcoat.
Kaiba shined the light in the direction of the noise and chuckled, "It's just a rat. I didn't know that dogs get scared of rats."
Still clinging onto Kaiba, he distinctly caught a whiff of his cologne, vanilla mixed with cinnamon. He smells so nice...What the hell am I doing?!
He let go of Kaiba and Kaiba said, "It's about time. It's around 10. Let's just go find a spot to sleep."
"Us?" Joey said sheepish.
"Shut up, mutt. You have the mind of a pervert, you know that?" Joey laughed, "I can't help it. You're hilarious, but seriously, there are some cots in the nurse's office. We could stay there."
"I swear, it must be the school because you don't sound incoherent and stupid anymore," Kaiba smirked as he walked up the stairs. Joey grinned to himself and followed Kaiba up the stairs.
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