Title: Lord of Snow White
Author: GrimsClockwork
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story; they either belong to Tolkien or the Brothers Grimm, and as tradition goes I quoted my man Anthony Burgess.
Rating: T (to play it safe)
Summary: The fellowship is traveling through yet another forest and they come into contact with Snow white and the Seven Dwarves
Authors Note: I wasn't on pot or drunk when I wrote this I swear!!! One evening it just came to me: I love LOTR and I love the Grimm's Fairy Tales, let's combine them.
Chapter 1: The Cottage
As the fellowship made their way through yet another forest, they couldn't help but notice that an unusual calm had spread over everything. Aragorn and Boromir had adopted a new policy of ignoring each other, Legolas and Gimli were had given up the argument about who was better (both thinking that they had won), Pippin and merry hadn't done anything stupid in days, Gandalf had plenty of pipe weed, the ring seemed to be having a minimal effect on Frodo, and since Frodo was happy Sam was happy. Despite the relative calm that was in the air, you could leave it up to good old Gimli to find something to complain about.
"Hey Elf" he barked at Legolas. Being in his own little world as always Legolas did hear him. "Legolas!!" Gimli yelled again.
"You talking to me" Legolas said, snapping his head around to look at Gimli.
"Yes ADD I'm talking to you," Gimli grunted. "Where are we?"
"We're in Grimm's Forest of course," Legolas said as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"It seems like we're always in the forest, how many forests does Middle Earth have?"
"Plenty of them Gimli," Gandalf said chuckling.
The sun was setting quickly as they pressed on through Grimm's Forest, and just was Merry was thinking that he would give his left arm to sleep in a real bed, they passed though a large clump of trees and arrived at a clearing.
"Hey look at that!" Pippin said pointing.
"Is that a cave?" Gimli questioned.
"What is it with you and caves?" Legolas said staring at him.
"Elf I swear I'm gonna…" before he could finish Legolas cut in with "it's a cottage anyone can see that, except you of course."
"That's enough you two, it doesn't appear that anyone's home, but lets go and see, perhaps they will allow us to spend the night here"
"Hmmm I think it and it happens, interesting" Merry thought.
"Gandalf are you sure that's a good idea, I mean what if Orcs are in there?" Boromir said.
"Frodo, is sting glowing?" Aragorn said to the hobbit.
"Nope," Frodo said unsheathing sting.
"Plus it doesn't smell like Orcs," Legolas said breathing deeply. "Actually it kinda smells like dwarves."
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!" Gimli yelled. But before he could do anything Gandalf poked him in the back with his walking stick and they headed forward toward the small cottage.