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Simpsons Episode 1: Birds and Bart
Chapter 1: Blue Jays
One day Bart was walking home from school it was a normal Tuesday. The birds were chirping their afternoon song. It sounded like it was a nice, peaceful, afternoon. That's not what Bart thought. The sound irritated him. He was thinking about where he put his slingshot. He reached for his back pocket; Bart took it out looking for a pebble. Bart picked on up and aimed it at the Blue Jays.
Lisa ran outside in time to see him aim. "Bart, No!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. She was thankful that she scared the birds away. "Why did you do that!? I was going to scare the crap out of them!" Lisa had a different opinion then Bart's she was always like that. "Bart those birds are called the 'Blue Jay', and incase you have watched animal planet witch I highly doubt. You would know that those birds are a endangered species."
"So what's your point?" Bart asked looking confuzzled. (In this story confuzzled means confused and puzzled.) He wasn't looking at Lisa our their house. He was staring out into space. Lisa was babbling and babbling about her point and why Bart shouldn't harm the birds. The thing that caught Bart's attention was her saying 'If you harm them you can go to juvenile.' "What say that sentence again Lise." He asked actually paying attention to what his sister was going to say next. "I said if you harm the Blue Jays you can get arrested and go to juvenile."