Badly burned the
Toast today, now hungry.
Answer: grenades.
Tripped over
Loose stone whilst out.
Answer: grenades.
Encountered some
Faulty ticket machines.
Answer: grenades.
Hunted by police
Charge: property damage.
Answer: grenades.
Smouldering black pit
Where home city once stood
Answer: grenades
Current solutions
Not yielding desired outcome
Need better weapon!