This poem popped into my mind when I was having a stomach-ache right after I watched Jumanji.

Disclaimer: I do not own Jumanji, nor any of the characters from the show.

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When I started this,
I wish I knew,
All I had to do,
Was memorize the clue.

Now I am doomed,
To spend eternity,
In this wreck of a place,
Called Jumanji.

I will never get,
Out of here,
Even with the help,
Of Jane and Peter.

They are good,
But I wish they won't,
Risk their lives,
Just to get me out.

They were almost killed,
So many times,
All because,
Of my no-good plans.

They shouldn't do this,
Just for me,
I don't deserve it,
This is where I should be.

I got myself,
Into this mess.
They shouldn't do this,
For their own sakes.

I must adapt,
To lifestyle here,
Because I am stranded,
Forever.