A shrektacular day- chapter 1 by eMar J. lEAcH
Won day Emar (aufors noots - meh) went two Mcdonald's and asks the big man (an - ur mom) at the till "Wot u want food m8"
"me chezbuger"sed emar(an-moi)
she gives 99 1ps to pay
"we no buns"say big man and he give bugrer wifowt bun
"well me anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun"sed emar(an - watashi)
"no buns"sed big man repeat. emaRstart to cry tears off like waterfall, the tear then turns into chicken nuggerts
Sudden a earthquake happende and cause the 69th impact. Emar lock at big man and seas him transormf ento chicken.
Emar is exreme RAGE!11!11!1!
The cheken is big and has lazaer beem eyes and a machine gun beak and a knife wing and rawkit legs and so it basically look like a digimon. Emar looks at the cheken as it trys to eat burger of off tray but emar shouts "by the power of the moon" and turns into a mecha card game playing sports playing titan ghost ghoul magical girl thing with super duper etacks the cheken with an atac!
BAkA chic-kuN "sed emar"
CHEKEN ES RAGGEEEeeEEEEEEEEEeE!11!2!(exclaimation mark)!
The cheken tries to eat emar but emar says no eat me plz. Cheken does not eat emar and sudden turns into a warp hole to the shadow realm. Emar is abut tutu Gou through the hole when suddenly MECHA SHREK APPEAR!
"this es ma swamp"sed mecha shreka
"no"sed emar
"then why are all of these ferry tale creatures in it?"
"just becoz"sed emar
SHREK ES MILDLY AGGRIVATED!11!
Shrek use he's shrekjitsu. Its super effecting. Emar es ded.
Or us she?
"U best check urself be4 u shrek urself!"sed emar
Sudden max rovive is use and emar es aliv. Emar uses the magical powers of friendship and internet memes to explode shrek and everyone lives happily eva afta
Or does they?br
Find out en the nixt chaptar!1!#001!xoxo!rfc!yolo!swag