Author's notes: Inspired by Emixo0 (don't quote me on the spelling of the name) who is an artist on DA, so respectfully, credit of inspiration goes to them. I formulated a half baked plot, my muses did the rest. God help us all.

Summary: Reno and Axel, two brothers attending Highschool in the town of Twilight have their existence torn apart by the discovery of falsities, masks and hidden agendas. A hidden group of beings called Nobodies (BATHE IN MY ORIGINALITY) plan to use the hidden skills of the two to bring their plans of vision to fruition, but in the words of Reno; Fuck that yo!

Warnings: Swears, violence, gore, lime (possible, it's in debate), graphic scenes, yaoi (boyxboy love), CRACK, stupid humor, turtles.
… Yes you read that right. TURTLES.

Pairings: RenoxRude, AxelxRoxas, Axelx?, Demyxx?, SeiferxLeon, as well as multiple random and short CRACK pairings.
Subject to change.

Disclaimer: I got plot and OCs… the rest of it belongs to… not me. … Demy-kuuuuun… :weep: XD

Prologue

"This isn't cool yo…"

"S-shut up! You're the one who said we should get them…"

"You didn't have to let me! What kind of brother are you?!"

"YOU'RE OLDER."

"By a frickin' year and three months…"

"Still older."

"Shut the fuck up yo."

"Whatever you say, YO."

"Oh now you're askin' for it bastard…"

Punching his brother playfully in the shoulder, perhaps with a little more force then necessary, Reno Kusobata, age 19 and a college student started up the stairs to their town house. Axel Kusobata, age 18 and graduating Highschool in a mere 2 and a half months followed with a growl and a swipe at his brother's head, one Reno artfully dodged while flipping him off.

"Bastard, you should so do dishes for this." Axel muttered as he rubbed the skin beneath his eyes in a surly manner. The crests of his cheeks were marred by two flipped teardrops, surrounded by red and irritated skin, it was quite clearly a fresh set of tattoos.

His brother waited for him to get to the next landing, then, with an irritated frown, quite calmly slapped the back of his brother's head.

Startled, Axel pitched forward slightly, then growled, holding the back of his head.

"W-what the fuck?!" He snarled and Reno sighed.

"Dumbass, don't rub them, you're just going to irritate them even more yo." He said simply and continued up the stairs. "Besides, its your turn for dishes."

"Dammit, no it's not!"

"Actually it is, unless you want mom finding out you skipped class little bro."

Snarling actual irritation this time, Axel dashed up the stairs after his brother.

"Oh you blackmailing whore-!" He called in a challenging tone as he raced up the rickety stairwell after his brother who took off laughing. Reno, his own cheeks smarting slightly as the red dyed skin beneath his eyes, fashioned to look like a pair of scars were fresh off the tattoo parlor's needle, skidded to a stop as his worn sneakers hit the smooth metal wires that fashioned the floor.

"You're too slow yo!"

"I'm gonna beat your punk ass down!" Axel snarled as he saw Reno pull out his keys and jam them into the door knob. "Get back here you puke maggot!" He yelled as Reno laughed and dashed inside the minute the door was open, effectively slamming the door in Axel's face.

And nose.

"Ow- you frickin'-!" The redhead stumbled back cursing rapidly as one hand held his now bloody nose, his other groping for the door handle. Seizing upon the brass knob, he slammed the door open with a yell of;

"RENO!" Then blinked, there, standing in front of the entrance to the kitchen was his brother, wide eyed and pale. Raising a finely trimmed eyebrow, Axel strode forward kicking the door shut behind him.

"… Reno?" He asked, his voice nasal. "What the fuck? Did dad try cooking again?" He asked sarcastically as he stopped beside his brother. Reno said nothing, still staring, dumbstruck. Axel was half convinced his brother might start drooling.

"… Uh… Reno? Bro? What the fuck?" He called, waving his hand in front of his brother's face with his free hand. His expression turning irritated. "Dude what the hell is wrong?" He finally demanded turning to look at the kitchen.

His body went numb.

Red splashed across the white tiles, the sink, filled with water had been dyed dark as crimson drops dripped from the top of the faucet into the water, sending ripples across the poisoned water.

Everything seemed so normal, the chairs were neatly tucked in, the table still had it's ridiculous plate of fruit in the center, the curtains just slightly pulled apart.

Except everything had been painted red. And there were two bodies on the ground.

"… mom?" Axel whispered, he couldn't even recognize the mutilated face anymore.

"There you are." A voice interrupted and Axel jumped, turning immediately to the hallway that led to their rooms, he found a thin male garbed completely in a deep black trench coat, the hood completely concealing his face.

"W-who the hell are you?" Axel snarled as he grabbed his brother's sleeve and yanked, Reno didn't move.

"A better question… who are you?"

"Did you do this?!" Axel demanded as he pulled again, harder this time. Reno under the force of the pull fell behind Axel, startled.

"Perhaps." He paused as he walked up to them, frozen, his legs numb, Axel only watched as the man stopped in front of them, then glanced casually into the kitchen, then back at the redhead. "… Hmm… you're Azel?" The man questioned calmly, a hint of arrogance in his voice as he reached up and gently fingered Axel's new tattoo with a gloved finger. Axel growled at the touch.

"It's Axel fucker, and here's rule number 1; don't touch me." He snarled and slammed his knee into the man's nether regions. "Got it memorized?"

The man cursed as he bent over, at which Axel all too happily delivered a drop kick with the bottom of his heel to the man's head. The man crashed to the floor with a groan of pain, with which Axel spun around, and dragging Reno behind him dashed for the door.

"A-Axel slow down!" Reno called numbly, but rather then reply, Axel simply yanked him forward, forcing Reno to run faster.

"D-dammit! Two! Stop them!" The fallen man snapped in a hoarse voice.

Calmly, a man stepped out of the living room and into their path.

"Well this is no good…" The man commented chuckling. Skidding to a stop, Axel snarled and stumbled once when Reno hit his back with a solid thump.

Frowning, Axel glanced back at Reno, then stared at the new man.

"That trench coat thing a fad nowadays for psychotic murderers?" Axel muttered as he stared at the man who wore an exact copy of the last one's coat.

The figure chuckled again.

"Oh dear… you haven't been a very good couple of boys have you?"

"Shut the hell up and get out of my way!" Axel snarled.

For a moment the man said nothing, then shook his head.

"Too bad, it would have been fun to bring you alive." The man commented idly as he pulled a single hand out of his jacket pocket. Axel's eyes widened.

"Let me remind you of just who you're dealing with kid." He said smiling as he held up his hand, Axel stared, confounded as a sphere of dark light suddenly materialized in the man's hand.

"What the-?" He whispered in shock as it suddenly materialized into a form with multiple spikes protruding from a ring, discomforted, Axel realized the longest spike was pointed at him.

"DOWN." Reno suddenly yelled, completely taking Axel by surprise as his brother tackled him from behind, sending both redheads to the ground as a shot of purple light flared from the man's weapon and flashed overhead.

"Get off jerk, you're heavy…" Axel gasped as he glanced up.

"Sorry…" Reno muttered as he slid off, his eyes warily on the man who laughed.

"Good! You still have fight, this'll be fun!" He called as he aimed his weapon once more at them.

Axel and Reno froze.

"Here!" A voice snarled and with his attention suddenly diverted, the man noticed too late as a dark figure with the same black coat suddenly materialized through a portal right beneath the man's outstretched gun arm, flipping his leg up, the newly formed figure brought his heel across the gunner's wrist, forcing him to drop the gun with a cry of pain, before the form vanished once again into another portal.

Appearing behind Reno and Axel, he grabbed both their wrists, and with a quickly muttered;

"Don't fight me." He pulled them both in.

It went dark.

Chapter 1

One week later…

Reno looked around his new room, it was fairly simple, hard wood floors that were badly scuffed, a bunkbed placed on one side of the tiny room, a large window to the side of that, and two student desks on the opposite side of the room, next to that was a door that led to their own bathroom, and to the side of that door was a closet. It was a basic setting, and didn't allow for much aside from sleeping and studying.

"Oi! Bastard! Help me with this shit!" Axel snarled as he kicked the door open with one foot, a mountain of boxes in his arms. Reno stared at him a little surprise.

"Uhm… Axel… how are you going to fit all that crap in this room?" He asked mildly, still sitting on the bottom bunk boredly, elbows on his knees. Axel glared at him from behind a box and amusingly enough, Reno saw an eyebrow twitch.

"With your help would be great! Jerk off!" He snarled angrily as he stumbled into the center of the room, then let the boxes drop.

Reno chuckled slightly, shaking his head.

"So… we're all moved in then." He muttered. "Guess we should thank the school board for letting us stay in the scholarship dorms." He commented idly.

"Scholarship dorms? Hah." Axel muttered as he kicked a box idly with a booted foot. "I heard this place was called the family reject dump. Kids whose families can't, or wont' support them, and those who don't have families at all get stuck here." He muttered darkly. "They're as much as putting us out of the way here." Reno stared at him, silent.

"Well that's what we are, aren't we? We're orphans now." He commented softly. Axel frowned as he looked at Reno, and frowned even further.

"Get changed." He muttered as he got down on one knee and tore a box open. Rooting through it quickly, he tossed a pair of faded jeans and a white shirt at Reno.

Smacking him in the face, Reno growled as he grabbed the offending articles of clothing and glared ineffectively at his brother.

"Why?" He demanded.

"Because these tuxedos are as uncomfortable as hell and I want to go to school." Axel said calmly as he pulled out his own set of clothes. Reno stared, while Axel did have a point about the itchy funeral tuxedos, he was surprised at the latter comment.

"You? Want to go to school? Who the fuck are you, and if your alien pals are anal probing Axel, you'd better send pictures to his boyfriend when he finally gets one." Reno commented dully.

He got a boot to the face for that comment.

"Fucking asshole." Axel muttered.

"Wow… it's like… so quiet." Reno murmured as he stepped onto the school grounds, glancing around, his sunglasses propped up on his forehead. Axel stared around the campus of Oblivion Tech. A joint compound of a Highschool and a College, it was an all boys campus with a high number of gays.

Top one being the school's head, Professor Sakura.

"C'mon, I hate waiting around." Axel said calmly as he walked forward, Reno glanced at him, and sighed as he followed.

"Oh Axel, hey dude I just heard… I am so sorry about what happened, have they found the guys who did it?" Nameless student one said anxiously.

"How are you and your brother holding out? If you need any help man, I'm right there for you!" Random passerby number seven asked eagerly.

"Hey do you think those guys will give the murderers the chair?" Gossip number twenty-four commented grinning.

Axel was this close to killing someone. Of all times to wish for a calculus textbook…

"Oi! Does this look like a fucking parade? Scat you bastards!" A voice snarled arrogantly.

"Oh piss off Seifer!" One student grumbled. As the crowd parted to allow the blonde through, Seifer's hand snapped out, grabbing the speaker by his collar.

"You wanna say that again punk?" The blonde demanded hoisting the kid into air sneering. Compared to Seifer's 5'10, the Highschooler dangled a few good inches off the ground gulping. Shaking his head quickly, Seifer smirked arrogantly.

"Didn't think so. Now BEAT IT." He snapped and tossed the kid… out the second story window. There was a crash and a curse as the rest of the students fled beneath Seifer's cold gaze. For a moment Axel, said nothing, then glanced at Seifer and smirked.

"Thanks." The blonde glanced at Axel, and chuckled.

"Made me feel better, your lame ass up for skipping?" He asked smirking as he leaned against the shattered window sill casually, glancing over to see how his victim had fared.

"Not even supposed to be here, where're your groupies?" He asked boredly as he leaned against the wall.

"Ditched 'em back in second period, where's your dick of a brother?" Axel chuckled, this was what he needed. He didn't want people asking him how he was, if he was going to be okay or if he needed support. Most of them were just badly veiled attempts to get into his pants anyway, gods it irked him. 'cause c'mon… he knew he was hot, but did they have to be so obvious? He liked this, being with Seifer and just talking trash.

"In class." Axel answered easily.

"No shit, are you kidding me?" Seifer demanded turning to glance at him, wide eyed. When Axel shook his head, Seifer stared, then started laughing.

"I always told you he was a frickin' dumbass, this just proves it, who the hell gives up a good reason to ditch class?" Axel smirked.

"Not like having no reason ever stopped you."

"Damn straight, let's go get food, I'm starved." He commented as he started off, Axel shook his head and followed.

"You're one fucking fat kid, what did you have for lunch today?"

"Skipped it, was too busy chasing Squall's tight ass." Seifer said boredly as they started down the steps to the main floor. Axel laughed again.

Reno clutched his pencil so tightly, it snapped.

Taking what had to have been the hundredth note passed to him in the last five minutes at least, he dumped it into a tiny little paper receptacle he had folded after the first ten notes. They all said the same thing.

"Are you OK?" Damn he didn't need these pointless interruptions, he needed something to divert his mind, like math.

… gods that was pathetic. But he couldn't keep relying on his brother to keep him from brooding, Reno knew full well Axel had been trying to keep him busy, so that Reno wouldn't be able to dwell on what had happened a week ago, but little did Axel know Reno was not in turmoil about their parents' death, sure it pained him to think on it, but he felt a little more guilty over how he had completely frozen in the face of his parents' murderers, and right when Axel needed him…

Fuck, he was supposed to be the elder brother!

He snapped his third pencil when another note was passed to him, but this time when he glared up at the handler, he stared.

Rude. The hell?

Taking it, he frowned and unfolded the neatly torn square piece of paper.

It had a simple number on it and a word, 117.59 watts.

… the fuck?

"Kusobata, the answer?" Reno yelped in surprise and he glanced up at the Professor who stared at him from beneath his sharp rimmed glasses.

"Er- 117.59 watts?"

"Correct, good to know you're still a commendable student in times of change." The Professor said, not unkindly and returned to the lesson. Reno breathed a sigh of relief, then glanced at Rude gratefully.

The man had his eyes to the front, but a small smile on his lips. When Reno debated writing a small thanks on the paper, he noticed Rude held his pencil out into the air in front of him, and whirled it in a circle. Confused, Reno stared at the twirling pencil, until he glanced at the paper.

Flipping it over, he stared, then began chuckling quietly.

Because on the other side was written a single sentence.

You're welcome.

"Man I am telling you… he is just so… fuckable!"

"Seifer, while I hate you like a friend only can, I don't want to hear just how many ways you can take Leon's ass." Axel muttered as he nibbled on the top of his Sea Salt ice-cream. Seifer frowned at him as he bit down on the top of his ice-cream and quite damn well pouted.

"Well what about you? You found a fuck buddy yet?" Seifer asked still looking a bit surly. Axel chuckled.

"Dude I've told you, I'm only 18!"

"Hmm… well you've got a point, that is kind of old to start fucking, most guys are probably turned off by now, but with your looks you should still have no trouble-"

"Fuck Seifer, I meant I'm too young!" Axel cried as he burst out laughing. Seifer raised an eyebrow.

"Shit man what's wrong with you? You're a damn 18 year old hormonal teenager, have a little fun in…" He trailed off when he realized Axel was no longer listening. Staring he popped his ice cream into his mouth and waved his hand in front of the redhead's eyes, and blinked when Axel didn't do anything except stare.

And let his ice-cream melt.

"… Axel? You're looking really vulnerable right now, if you don't make a move I might just molest you." Seifer said calmly, in a mild voice as if commenting on the weather. Still no reaction. Frowning Seifer glanced in Axel's line of vision, blinked, then realized what Axel was staring at.

"Arigatou, Roxa-chan! I will so pay you back for this!" A blonde cried grinning at a younger boy, his spiked golden hair seemed to glow in the sunlight.

"You'd better Demyx…" The younger one said looking disgruntled as he took the two ice-creams handed to him from the vendor. The boy with the blonde and streaked light brown mullet smiled as the younger handed him a popsicle. He took it with a joyous; 'Yaaay!'

Seifer observed them a moment longer, glanced back at Axel's dumbstruck expression, then smirked.

Nibbling down the last bit of his ice-cream, he tossed the stick into the park garbage can, then walked over. Axel blinked, startled when he realized Seifer had entered his line of vision and followed his walk, dumbstruck.

"Hey there." Seifer said calmly as he walked up, his hands stuck into his jacket pockets. The two blondes stopped and glanced at him. The younger one remained silent, ice cream half way to his face, his eyes cautious while the taller one grinned, his ice cream was already little more then traces of juice on a stick.

"Konichiwa! Can we do something for you?" He asked grinning.

"Yeah, you could." Seifer answered mildly, running his tongue over his bottom lip as he smiled. The shorter boy's eyes narrowed. "We can start with names." The taller one giggled.

Gods preserve him, he had giggled. Axel started over, utterly confused.

"Nuh uh! No fair, you have to give yours first!" The childish one said grinning. Seifer smirked.

"Fair enough trade, promise to tell me?"

"Hai, promise, promise!" The boy said cheerfully.

"Dem-!" The younger one began when Seifer broke across him.

"My name is Seifer Almasy, I'm 18 years old and a Highschool student, I'm going to Oblivion Institution." He declared smirking. Before the younger one could protest, his companion answered cheerfully.

"I'm Demyx Gou! I'm 17 and uhm… I'll be going to that place! Nice t'meetcha!" Seifer smirked.

"Demyx huh? Cool, and him?" For a minute the boy looked worried that Demyx might actually spout off his name without his permission, but his worry was for naught, Demyx shook his head and winked.

"Sorry Seify, can't tell his name! It's about fair trade right?"

"Huh? What, so I need a friend of mine to tell you their name for you to tell me his?" When Demyx nodded, Seifer smirked, but before he could even turn around to find Axel, the redhead planted a hand on his shoulder and said casually.

"Axel Kusobata, age 18, friend of Seifer's and coincidentally, his classmate." He said smirking.

The young boy looked pale. Demyx grinned.

"Cool! This is Roxas Tsupsam! He's 16! We both just moved here with our family and we'll be going to school tomorrow!"

"Tsupsam?" Seifer commented raising an eyebrow and Roxas flushed angrily.

"Demyx! Stop that!" He snarled, the blonde continued heedlessly.

"I know, it's weird, maybe if I know a little more about you I can explain our last names…" He said grinning.

Seifer smirked and decided he liked this kid. Beneath that facade of a child was a real bargainer.

"Alright, so… Demyx and Roxas was it?" When both nodded (Demyx cheerfully, Roxas in a surly manner), he smirked arrogantly. "What are your preferences?"

At this Roxas went beet red and Demyx cocked his head to one side.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Smirking, Seifer casually moved his hand to Axel's which still held his dripping ice-cream, and wrapping his hand around Axel's, pulled the sweet up to his face.

"You know, what you like in partners. Tall, short, slender, masculine… girl or boy…" He murmured as he idly slipped his tongue around the treat, eyeing them with a smirk.

Axel heavily fought the urge to laugh as Roxas raised a hand to cover his face, and consequently his eyes as he blushed completely.

'How cute…' He thought taking the opportunity to etch the expression in his mind. Demyx on the other hand seemed unfazed, which seemed a little out of character for the boy.

For a moment Demyx said nothing, then he smirked.

"Tall, long hair, dominant." He said easily as his eyes narrowed, his pupils drew down to narrow slits and he idly let one hand rest on a hip as his other, adorned with colorful wristbands and various bangles slipped beneath the hem of his short and white shirt.

Even Seifer was caught by surprise at the sudden change as he drew back from Axel, staring.

"But just so you know…" Demyx commented idly as he moved up closer up against Seifer and pressing against him, his expression sly as he wrapped his arms around the blonde's neck and leaned in, their lips barely touching. Axel could only stare, Seifer seemed completely stunned. Demyx leaned in, their lips a mere touch apart, when Demyx grinned and smooched Seifer's nose.

His nose.

"You are so not my type." He said giggling as he hopped back innocently and grinned like a child.

And still Roxas kept his hand to his face.

A few moments later, Seifer had at least progressed to gaping like a beached fish, when a smooth voice interrupted.

"Roxas, Demyx. There you are." Turning, both blondes immediately quieted, all expression of emotion was wiped from their face as a man walked up, with a cross shaped scar across the bridge of his nose, like Seifer's and Leon's combined, his blue hair was flipped idly over one shoulder with a pale and slender hand. "He is looking for you." The man said calmly and glanced over at the other two boys. His eyes slid over Seifer easily, but paused on Axel, for a minute they stared at each other, stunned, then he smiled at the redhead and his stunned expression.

"Nice to see you again, Axel." He said calmly and after calmly moving Demyx and Roxas forward, (Demyx waved goodbye), gave Axel nothing more then a view of his back.

(And his tight ass, but that's beside the point…)

Seifer, when he had finally recovered his composure (a good damn 30 seconds later) turned to look at Axel, and frowned when he realized his friend looked dumbstruck and utterly lost.

"… Axel?"

No response.

Growling Seifer did the first thing that came to his mind. He slid his hand calmly over the crests of Axel's butt.

With a yelp Axel jumped and spun on Seifer, his hands automatically guarding his rear entrance.

"SEIFER!"

"Sorry Axel, you were zoned out, who the hell was blue-boy?" He asked calmly as he plucked Axel's nearly slush popsicle from his hand and began to suck on it. Axel immediately lost his offended look and straightened, turning to look in the direction that the three had vanished in, he gazed over the crowd, but could no longer find the slash of blue hair. His shoulders slumped slightly, defeated looking.

"… That was Saix."

Seifer choked on the ice-cream and spat it out looking stunned.

"Say what?! Him?!" When Axel only nodded, Seifer could only gape, before he signed and threw the rest of the ice-cream out.

"Fuck… you have the shittiest luck on Earth to be meeting your ex-boyfriend here." He muttered sourly.

End Chapter 1.

BONUS
Hidden Scene!

"Well… due to the circumstances, the school board head petitioned to have you room here for the last few years of your schooling… so if you need any help settling in… anything at all, I hope you will call on me." The dorm manager said calmly. "Also, please do not be alarmed by the rumors about this room, despite what the overly bored students here say, this room is not haunted by the Marine Biologist student who used to room here." He said calmly.

Axel and Reno stared at him like he was psychotic, that would certainly add to their lives, a crazed dorm manager. Rather then dwell on that pleasant fact, Axel took this chance to wander around the room and get a baring on things while Reno reaffirmed the dorm rules of no drinking, smoking, or underage activities, and if those included the fact he was legally entitled to all of those things.

Axel glanced at his environment and shrugged, it could be worse. So instead he contented himself with opening the bathroom door to scope out the only privacy he would have from his brother henceforth living quarters wise, and as he flicked on the light switch, screamed.

Reno was immediately by his side, as was the dorm manager.

"W-what? What's wrong?" Reno demanded as he glanced in through the door. Axel stood there, pointing at the toilet in mortification.

"T-T-T-T-T-T-!!!" He stammered, his eyes wide and face pale.

Reno took one more glanced around, and frowned.

"Er- yes Axel… that's a toilet." He said offhandedly, maybe the stress had finally cracked his brother.

Axel glared at his brother.

"NO YOU CRACKHEAD! THERE'S A FUCKING DEAD TURTLE ON THE SEAT!" Reno frowned, glanced back at the toilet, and saw a harmless, porcelain receptacle of human waste. Sighing and shaking his head, he glanced at the dorm manager.

"I'm sorry, but to humor my younger sibling, do you see a turtle?" The dorm manager gave him the most weirded-out look he could manage. "Don't worry, I feel stupider for asking." He muttered and withdrew. "Be quiet for a few minutes Axel while we sane people finish talking." He said idly and Axel glared.

"Reno you asshole, listen to me! There's a goddamn-!" The door slammed shut.

Of it's own volition.

Axel froze, then slowly turned back to the toilet where in his own eyes, clear as day, now sat the turtle.

Yeah, sat. On the porcelain rim, it's little tail poking out and it's head craned graciously towards him, arms hanging limply by his side, he could swear the turtle smiled.

"I'm not quite dead you know." It said calmly.

Axel stared.

Reno jumped as pounding on the bathroom door began and Axel's hysterical voice drifted out.

"RENO! RENORENORENORENO!!! HEEEELP! FUCKING DEAD TALKING TURTLE IS GONNA EAT MY BRAINS!!" He desperately tried to drown out the screams as he turned to the dorm manager smiling nervously.

Axel had quite simply considered himself lost the human world when the turtle sighed.

"And after all this time, I had been lying here, wasting away because no one could see me, and now at last a human can sense my presence, I'm absolutely delighted! Let me introduce myself, my name is Mobyous Dik, and I am a turtle that met his gruesome end here, on this very spot." The turtle commented tapping the toilet seat with his tail and smiling.

"MOBIOUS DICK WAS A FUCKING WHALE OR SOME- Oh god I'm talking to you now… RENO! GET ME OUT OF HERE! THE TURTLE NAMED AFTER THAT FUCKING WHALE IS MAKING ME LOSE MY SANITY!!"

Reno, in the midst of assuring the dorm manager his brother was just mildly ill, finally lost all patience then and there. Walking over to the door, he slammed his foot into it screaming angrily;

"You don't have any fucking sanity! Now just shut the frick up!"

This of course, left Axel heartbroken as he slid to the base of the door whining piteously;

"Reeenoooo…" He whimpered as the turtle continued.

"Oh no, not Mobious Dick, not after the book, no I am Mobyous Dik, with a Y mister…?" The turtle trailed off, waiting for a name. Axel glanced at it, debated fiercely with the last vestiges of his disbelief, before he tried gingerly;

"Axel. Axel Kusobata." Mobyous smiled.

"Mr. Kusobata… no… Axel, please, call me Moby, the ghost of your bathroom." He said smiling then raised a single arm, and the smile widened on his wrinkly looking green lips.

The lights went out.

"Let's be friends." His voice echoed through the bathroom.

Reno ignored Axel's drawn out scream of his name as he rubbed his aching temple.

To be continued…

I warned you didn't I? About them dratted turtles… … turtles. O.o