I procrastinated SO long on typing this up xD I have a few chapters in a notebook, but...I'm a lazy bum? xD Oh well. I just came up with this a while ago, and I have no idea where the inspiration came from. I don't know how long it's going to be yet, so please don't ask. There's a fairly good chance it'll be short because, hey, my multi-chappies tend to be...well, kinda short. So if it turns out that way, no complanies? Kay? And I KNOW this chapter is so very short. The rest (or most of them, at least) will be longer. This one...well, I thought the place I ended it was the perfect place to end it. So, without further adieu, I bring you...whatever the hell this is! Enjoy!

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Lavi swung his hammer at the akuma, panting. "Is this thing really a Level Two?!" he screamed at his comrade, Kanda.

"Shut up and just fight!" the raven-haired exorcist growled, shaking his glassy bangs out of his eyes. He was about to release the first of his six illusions, when his entire body locked. His eyes darted over to Lavi, who was frozen mid-swing, his face pale. Something was wrong.

"Yuu! I think this is the akuma's doing!" Lavi pointed out.

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK! How're we gonna kill it now?!" As Kanda said this, he could feel his limbs going numb.

What the hell...am I...leaving my body?! How is that possible?! And why couldn't the author think of anything better?!

Kanda shook away all worries and forced his flesh into obedience. With one swift swing, the akuma was finally dead. Lavi shot a smile at Kanda before they both fainted.

000

Lavi woke up with a groan. He sat up. He felt dirty; he needed a shower. That was when he noticed. My head feels heavy...His fingers habitually reached for his right eye, and froze. Something was wrong, but he couldn't quite place it. Then he realized it. There was no eyepatch there. Just skin. Something was horribly wrong. He ran a hand through his hair. The hair kept going, and going...there was too mkuch hair. He began to wonder. Is it really possible...?

With that thought, he rushed about the rooms, looking for a mirror. Or anything reflective, really. Surprisingly, he had been in a hospital. Maybe Toma checked him in? Lavi glanced at a mirror, and let in a gasp. He backed away, walking into the toilet behind him, nearly toppling into it.

"I'm...I'm...Yuu?!"