The girl sat in the middle of the room, reading the expressions of each of the people around her. She had a mission. Everyone gathered in this very room was to partake in a series of horrific challenges that only-

"AY! Would you quit doing that already? That creepy narrating voice is really pissing me off," Cartman protested, throwing his beloved bag of Cheesy Poofs at the girl he referred to as "crazy blonde hippie bitch".

She gritted her teeth, brushing her bangs out of her face. "But seriously, you guys, I really do have a favor to ask."

Kenny raised his eyebrows and smirked. "What kind of favor, Kate? Because you know this sexy beast is always available if you want to-"

Kate, now slightly annoyed and flustered, held her hand up to stop him. "Not that kind of favor, you perverted little freak. I was wondering if you all were up to playing a little game."

Craig was the first one to intervene, standing up and shaking his head in disagreement. "No. Absolutely not. I'm going home." He started to walk toward the door. But before he could leave, the doors and windows were bolted shut, and there was no escape. He flipped Kate the bird and reluctantly sat back down.

Kate smiled. "Nice to know you're staying, Craig. Now, let's try this again. You all know about the game… truth or dare… correct?"

"Oh no, not this again," groaned Stan, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Why do we always get sucked into these kinds of things?"

"Because these kinds of things make fans happy. They just love to torture us with crazy dares and extremely unnecessary truths," Kyle explained. "But, since there's no way out, I'm sure Kate's not giving us the option to say no. So basically, we're trapped here until we agree to play."

Kate patted Kyle's Jew-fro, relieved that she didn't have to be the one to explain the unfortunate predicament. "Glad we're on the same page. Now, I do need a little outside help from the reviewers. If you would please, please, PLEASE send in truths and dares for the following South Parkians: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Token, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley, Thomas, Kevin, Wendy, Bebe, Red, Rebecca, Heidi, Tammy, Kelly, Shelley, Damien, Pip, Christophe, Gregory, Ike, or anyone else I forgot to mention," Kate explained to no one in particular.

"Do you have any idea who she's talking to?" Token asked Clyde. He shook his head and shrugged.

"If any of them refuse to do a dare or answer a truth, I will use my magical author powers to make them do whatever they've been asked to do. Also, there are some rules. I will be accepting almost ANYTHING except repeat questions and anything TOO inappropriate. Yes, your OC may be in the round for a while. Just PM me the details (following the form on my profile, please) of your OC and I'll try my best to put them in the story. And just a reminder, if I don't get any reviews I'll be a sad, sad panda… and I'll kill Butters," Kate said with a devilish smile.

"Oh sweet Jesus! Don't kill me!" Butters started running around the room in panic.

Kate chuckled, picking up Butters and placing him back in his seat. "Relax. I was just kidding. But really, please review, you guys. I'll bake you some cookies if you do!" Kate paused. "That was a lie. No I won't."

"What about tacos?" Clyde asked with puppy dog eyes. "Would you make tacos for anyone?"

Kate sighed and snapped her fingers, and instantly a plate of tacos appeared in front of Clyde.

"Awesome!"

"AY! What about me? Why don't I get any goddamn tacos?" Cartman complained, crossing his tubby little arms.

"Because you're fat and you don't need the extra calories. Now, let's see those reviews! Go, go, go! Oh, and one last thing… don't be afraid to give me truths and dares as well," Kate said with a wink as she suddenly disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Wendy narrowed her eyes. "That was… weird…"

Ok, so there's the intro! It would really make my day if you reviewed and requested truths/dares. I PROMISE I will do the best I possibly can to get your questions into the story. And just one more thing to add: the next chapter will most likely be in script form. I apologize for my laziness, but it's just so much easier. Thanks! :)