Hey guys I am happy to announce that the first chapter of my new story 'Officer Kitsune' is up and ready. As a reminder this is a sequel to the short and surprisingly well accepted story 'No Need for Summoning' This story will follow Naruto as he tags along with Seina as a Galaxy Police officer. Another note of interest is that the story is mostly through Naruto's perspective and as such readers won't learn the names of the other characters until Naruto does even if they already know who it is. Also Seina will more or less go through the same insanity that marks his life (i.e. his extremely bad luck and eventual harem.)

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Augmented speech (machines/gods/demon)

Signs

Now then…enough rambling let's get started!

Grab life by its tail

Naruto yawned lazily as he lay down on the roof. "So sleepy." He mumbled as he rubbed his eyes. "When is Seina going to show up? He's supposed to come through this way on his way to Kai's house." He whined as he watched the forest path.

"Oi Naruto!" Tenchi called out as he walked into view. "What you doing up there?"

Naruto smirked as he waved at the only boy in the house filled with women. 'I don't count since I don't really live here.' He thought as an afterthought "I'm waiting for something interesting to happen! My people predicted it would be today!"

Tenchi sounded interested "Oh? What's going to happen?" he asked as Ryoko phased into view and wrapped herself around Tenchi.

"Seina is supposed to pass by and nearly get hit by a GP officer and then, later on, signs up thinking it's something else." Naruto replied with a smile.

Tenchi sweat dropped "That does sound like something that would happen to Seina-kun." He mumbled inaudibly as he looked away. "Anyways everyone else is busy so keep an eye on the house for the day."

Naruto lazily waved back as Tenchi headed towards his fields Ryoko not too far behind him. "So boring…" he mumbled as he lay back down on the roof.

About twenty minutes later Naruto heard someone dipping something into the nearby lake. Cracking an eye open he was pleasantly surprised to see Seina filling a bucket with water. "Yo Seina!" he called out as he dropped down from the roof and made his way over to the unlucky boy.

"Ah, You were the blonde boy with Ryoko-san when she came shopping for sake and soy sauce a year ago." Seina declared as he smiled.

'What incredible memory…' Naruto thought as he chuckled "Yeah that was me, never got to introduce myself, name's Naruto." He held up his hand.

Seina smiled and shook it "I'm Seina, Yamada Seina." It's a pleasure to meet…GYAH!" he never got to finish as he suddenly slipped and fell into the lake.

"Need help?" Naruto asked holding in his laughter. Helping the poor boy out of the water Naruto handed him a towel. "So what do you need water for?"

Seina sighed "My bike has a flat tire and I was in a hurry to head over to my friend's house. He glanced at the house "That's right I could fix it at Tenchi-senpai's house."

Naruto chuckled "Ah well…you see…no one is home right now." He declared with a smile as he patted Seina on the back accidentally knocking him back into the water. "…oops" pulling Seina out of the water again Naruto apologized "Sorry about that forgot about your luck for a second there. Anyways, let me help you with your bike, a flat tire is nothing hard to fix."

Seina nodded gratefully "Thanks Naruto-san I appreciate it." Suddenly Seina looked around as he noted a sudden breeze and an odd noise coming from nowhere. "You hear that?" he asked as he glanced back at Naruto only to notice him sitting on the roof of the house waving at him. 'What?' he thought before it hit him…literally as he was over take by a wave large enough to drag him into the water. AS he sank he slowly lost consciousness as he took in too much water.

When he awoke he could here Naruto talking with someone else who sounded like a woman. "Geez officer nearly killed him." He recognized it as Naruto's voice.

"Lay off Namikaze I forgot this planet didn't have landing beacons. Ah he's waking up." Seina slowly opened his eyes to gaze into the visage of a beautiful blonde haired woman who had his head resting on her lap. "Are you hurt?" she asked softly a large contrast to the tone she had held when speaking to Naruto a few seconds earlier.

"N-no." Seina admitted as he looked around surprised by how beautiful she was. 'Almost like a model' he thought ironically enough hitting the nail on the head.

The female blonde's eyes widened in delight "Really? That's great I'm so sorry!" she suddenly started babbling about how the entire situation had come to be as Naruto listened in amusement while Seina had no idea what was going on. Once her babbling slowed down she gazed into his eyes once more "Tenchi-kun must be training you hard." She asked curiously.

Naruto chuckled catching her attention. "No, he's just unlucky is all. Though I am surprised he managed to get out of that incident relatively unharmed." Naruto feigned surprise having known all along what would happen. "So what are you here for anyway officer?" he asked as he leaned against a pillar.

She completely ignored him as Seina jumped up in surprise her words finally processed though his overworked brain. "Ah you know Tenchi-senpai?" he cried out as he backed away from her.

She smiled coyly as she crawled towards him slightly and began tracing some old wounds on Seina's chest "Come to think of it you're covered with fresh wounds. Ah…but living through a shockwave means you don't need any training." Seina tried to interrupt that he didn't know what she was talking about but she continued ignoring his attempted interruptions and his blush as she drew closer to him.

Naruto sighed "Seina might as well here her out she isn't going to stop anyways." He stated as he took a seat.

"You stay out of it Namikaze!" she shouted as she threatened him. He waved her off as he turned away from her.

"That must mean these are collateral damage from Ryoko-san or Ayeka-san right?" she asked tracing over a few of his newer injuries. "To think you can get caught in one of their fights and walk away with only this…" she paused for a moment as Seina stared at the valley her breasts were creating right in front of his face as a blush formed. "Say…why don't you join the GP?" she asked as she moved her arm forward pressing her breasts together.

"Huh?" Seina asked as he backed away, however the blonde crawled forward keeping the distance between them the same.

The blonde haired woman continued "The GP is great! You can get a technical certification while you work," she moved forward as he moved back, "the benefits are really good," again both moved towards the edge the blonde woman crawling after Seina who was backing away "you can get a lot of practical experience," again they moved "and overtime and holiday pay is…" she paused when Seina hit his head on a support beam and fell over and off the porch causing Naruto to chuckle

"You're going to be the death of the poor boy." He stated with another chuckle. She stuck her tongue out at him and pulled down her eyelid.

She leaned over to get closer to Seina's face "They also have great medical care!"

"Uh…what are you talking about?" Seina finally managed to ask only for her to smile apologetically

"Sorry I'm in a bit of a hurry and it seems like I've been talking to myself for a while now, but don't worry everything you need to know is in this pamphlet!"

Seina groaned "I'll take a look at it then." He mumbled still on the ground as Naruto stared in amusement.

The lady smiled again "Okay. Well then I really need to get going now." She pulled Seina back onto the porch and handed him the pamphlet. "Oh yes…" she backed away from him and retrieved a folder and her uniform "Here, give this to Tenchi-kun for me will you? By the way what's your name anyways?"

Seina accepted the package still unsure about the whole thing but decided he could at the very least be polite. "Seina, Yamada Seina."

The lady smiled "Seina-kun huh?" she asked as she stood up "Well then see you later Seina-kun" she began to walk away.

"Oi why don't I get a pamphlet?" Naruto asked as he stood up.

"You don't need one Namikaze, just ask Mihoshi to bring you up when the time comes." Naruto pouted but nodded his head.

"Wait a minute who exactly are you?" Seina asked as he turned towards the direction she was walking towards. 'The lake?' he asked himself.

"I'm Amane, Amane Kaunaq" she winked at him as she left with a large rumbling noise that forced Seina to cover his ears.

"What the hell is this?" he asked weakly his eyes closed from the pain.

Naruto glanced at him and shrugged "You'll find out eventually." He paused to think "You know I think she likes you."

"WHAT?" Seina screamed as he stared at Naruto's smirking visage. "What do you mean by that?" Seina shouted as he rubbed his head in frustration.

"Well…she only talked to you nicely the entire time." Naruto stated as he looked up at the sky. "How long you going to sit there in your boxers?"

Seina glanced down "Gah!" and immediately tried to redress himself only to have to re-button his shirt multiple times because he kept messing up the buttons. "This always happens to me when I'm in a hurry!" he cried in dismay as Naruto laughed the whole time.

"Give me the package Seina; I'll make sure it gets to Tenchi. If the girls saw it who knows what might happen." Naruto gently picked up the package and placed it under his arms. "Anyways let's fix up that bike of yours"

Seina nodded his head with a smile "Thanks Naruto."

"No problem what are friends for?" Naruto smiled and fixed up the bike. "Be careful now." He called out as Seina began to bike away.

"Don't worry I'll be !" he had accidentally biked right over a cliff. Naruto ran up the cliff edge and cringed each time Seina crashed into something as his bike began to fall apart.

"That's has to hurt." Naruto mumbled to himself as he walked back towards the house. "Maybe I should've told him about the lipstick?" he wondered aloud as he walked inside where Sasami who had just woken up having played all night the night before was sitting rubbing her eyes trying to wake herself up. Ryo-ohki gave a loud Miyaa and rubbed her face against his hand causing him to chuckle.

"Naru-nii what just happened?" she asked sleepily.

"Oh nothing Seina dropped by survived a shockwave and was given a pamphlet and a kiss by a GP officer named Amane Kaunaq." Naruto said calmly as he ruffled her hair affectionately.

"Naru-nii…" Sasami began as she and Ryo-ohki stared at him.

"Yes Sasami-chan?" he asked

"That was definitely not 'nothing'" she stated right before she yawned cutely.

Naruto laughed a bit as he scratched his head "Yeah I suppose so. Though I really should've warned him about the lipstick mark she left on him. I mean he was going over to Kiriko's house."

Sasami giggled "Seina-nii-chan is in trouble!" she said in a sing-song voice as she danced around. Ryo-ohki following her around doing her own little dance.

Naruto smiled as he watched the two youngest members of the household dance around happily. "Now then what do you two want to do today?" he asked as they stopped dancing.

"We need to do some shopping!" Sasami declared as she began dragging Naruto along with her as she dashed out the door.

Although surprised at the sudden pull Naruto easily righted himself as he ran behind Sasami easily keeping up with her. "What do we need anyways?"

"We need a lot of things." Sasami said vaguely as she dragged him along with her to the supermarket.

When they returned the sun was already setting and everyone was waiting for them. "Oh hey everyone." Naruto mentioned casually as he waved. "Oh yeah a GP officer wanted me to give this to you Tenchi." He handed him the package.

"Where were you two?" Ayeka demanded angrily not liking that she hadn't known where Sasami was for the better half of three hours.

"We were shopping for groceries see?" Sasami held up a bag as Naruto held up five.

The elder princess grumbled but relented. "Fine I accept your reasons but don't scare me like that again you hear me?"

Sasami laughed nervously as she rubbed the back of her head. However, before she could respond Mihoshi's communicator started blinking as a screen appeared on it depicting an older man who appeared too be her superior. "Detective first class Mihoshi, please escort Namikaze Naruto onto the cargo ship picking up a new cadet Yamada Seina at 2300 hours your time. Is that understood?"

"Yes sir!" Mihoshi saluted sharply before the connection was cut off. "Well…I wonder what that was about…" the rest of the household met the ground rather harshly. "Ara?"

Washu rubbed her head in annoyance. "It means, Mihoshi…that at 11:00 PM you'll me taking Naruto-kun up to a transport ship where a new cadet will be picked up."

Mihoshi made an "oh" sound as she clasped her hands together. "So that's what he meant. Naruto-san I didn't know you were joining the GP." She said happily as she hugged him tightly.

"Can't breathe." He choked out as she hugged his neck tighter.

"Anyways 11:00 is only three hours away we better eat diner now then or else Naruto might not get anything to eat for a while." Tenchi declared as everyone else nodded.

At 10:50 Mihoshi and Naruto entered her ship and prepared to take off. "Mihoshi…you can fly pretty well right?" Naruto asked calmly being his first time in a space ship.

"Oh yeah you'll be fine." She said reassuringly as she took off nearly clipping the house and sending Naruto into the wall. "Oops."

"Oops?" Naruto repeated nervously.

"I forgot I had it in reverse."

Naruto stared at her for a second before he was pounding on the nearest window facing the household screaming for help.

"Oh silly you'll be fine, I promise!" she hit the acceleration throwing Naruto into the back compartments.

"I'm going to die because of her crappy driving…" Naruto realized as he began to cry comically.

End

I hope everyone liked it. As I'm sure you've noticed there will be parts of the anime Naruto has no idea of or plays no part in and thus those parts will not be shown unless another character explains what happened to Naruto.

Also the poll on my profile for my next story once Ranma's Neko Curse is finished is still up so any last minute voters better hurry poll will be closed as soon as I post the final chapter.