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Today, the universe's most evilest villains are on a lunch break at mc donald's.

The evil 3 includes, Darth Vader the second in command of the empire, lord Kona king of the Drengin Empire and Kane the founder of NOD.

Kane:God I'm so hungry, that I could eat a viceoroid.

Vader:A what?

Kane:Never mind.

Kona:I would love to eat a human right about now.

Kona looks at Kane and Vader.

Vader:Don't you even think about it!

Kona:Sorry.

Kane, Vader and Kona go up to order their food, but thing go wrong when Kona eats the cashier.

Kane: why did you do that?

Kona:Sorry, it's not my fault that my people eat humans.

Kane:Don't make me have a nuke destroy this restaurant.

Vader:My Death Star can blow up your puny little missile along with this planet.

Kona:Well I can use my Terror Star can blow up a star and can survive.

Vader:Bull St.

Kane:Oh my god here we go again.

The three began to fight until they couldn't take it anymore, but that doesn't mean that their break isn't over.