The Death of Harry Potter
17 year old Harry Potter had just defeated the most powerful evil dark wizard the world has ever seen he joined the celebrations the next day drinking and partying for a whole week in the great hall passing out drunk every 12 or so hours and waking up 6 hours later to grab another drink.
He looked around the hall after the whole week long binge and saw a lot of people passed out with half empty bottles of all kinds of different alcohol seamus however was doing some sort of jig upon the head table and septima vector was giving a strip show to none other than filius flitwick Harry stopped to watch this for a few moments before getting up in search of someone else he didnt have a clue who but he just wanted to find someone.
He walked past the passed out form of luna lovegood and laughed as she was making a wierd cooing noise in her sleep and mumbling about "Come here little snorky snorky".
He stopped short and stared at the animagus form of proffesor mcgonagal stretched out along one of the benches lapping up the leaking firewhiskey from a spilled bottle.
He shook his head and walked by after announcing,
"I swear the wizarding world is insane and will be the death of me"
He walked down towards the kitchen after walking out of the great hall. He got to the painting of the fruit bowl and tickled the pair grabbing it and pulling when it turned into a handle.
Harry James Potter dropped dead from heart attack within seconds of walking into the kitchen.
Fleur Delacour was laid on one of the tables naked her breasts covered in whipped cream with cherries stuck in the middle of the piles of whipped cream. covering her most private area was nothing but a tight red thong with a small picture of a kitten on with its tongue out with words underneath saying pussy likes licking.
The funeral of Harry Potter was a huge affair and most of wizarding britain turned up to pay their respects to the man-who-conquered.
A number of people spoke at his funeral and many words of love were spoken about him but fleur's speech was certainly one to remember.
"I never thought i would be the one to kill Harry he was a kind and innocent young man but i first called him a little boy i was definately wrong in that opinion yet i never knew he liked cream so much!"
Fin