What will happen if someone makes fun of Artemis?

by JessicaStory

It's finished! This is a story meant for entertainment purposes only. I do not want to offend anyone by writing this, so if you feel like you might get offended, you know what not to do I suppose. Artemis goes over to the USA to show that no one messes with him. Sonny just seems to be to likable. Rating for some swearwords and such.

1. Have a laugh Artemis,I know you can't

So Random Studio, Prop House

"Have you heard about that weird kid Artemis?" Sonny said to her fellow cast members of So Random.

"No, who is he? Is he famous? And most important is he into me?" Tawni immediately said.

"Nitwitt let Sonny talk!" Zora said to Tawni.

Tawni immediately looked sad which made Sonny say:"There's nothing to worry about Tawni. He isn't hot or anything like that! Well he's just... ehm a bit..."

"Spit it out girl!" Zora yelled.

"Well, the story is a bit odd and probably not even true. But I read on one of those nasty gossip websites that he might be one of the smartest kiddo's in the whole world and has contact with fairy's, leprecons and that kind of creatures!" Sonny said.

"I knew it! I'm not crazy!" Grady said. "I always knew they existed. Nico do you remember that I insisted that I wanted to see a magical tric when I was in Fantasialand, but no one let me see one. I still wonder why!"

"Because you nitwitt," Zora said "Leprecons and fairies DO NOT EXIST! Even I know that! But Sonny continue."

"Well, I thought: Why not do a sketch about him when he has contact with fairies? We will have a laugh and so will the rest of the world!" Sonny said. "Well, that just sounded a bit mean, but you know how great the sketch will be!"

2 Weeks later.So Random Studio, Live

"Ok, are we ready?" Sonny said.

"Yes, let's do this!" Tawni, Nico, Grady and Zora said all together.

Zora would play a female leprecon, Tawni a fairy, Grady would play Butler(Artemis's servant), Nico would play Artemis the Second and Sonny was going to be the story-teller.

(DUE TO THE FACT THAT I"M NOT REALLY FUNNY. I ACTUALLY SKIP THIS PART SO THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO COME UP WITH A WHOLE SKETCH!)

"Sonny, you sure know how to make people laugh." Marshall said.

"Thanks Marshall." Sonny blushed and walked away with her cast members.

The same evening. Ireland, Fowl manor.

"Sir, you're computer has detected something on the net about you." Butler said.

"Put it on the big screen, Butler." Artemis calmly said.

Butler put it on the big screen. When it was over there was a big silence. For 2 minutes long there wasn't anything sid till Artemis broke the silence.

"D'Arvit. How dare they to make fun of me!" Artemis said. And of Holly Artemis thought next. "We have to do something about it! Immediately, this is ridicluous!"

Butler was shocked, he hadn't seen Artemis as mad as he now was since once of his plans failed which wasn't very often, it was even rare to happen.
"Sir, do you have a plan? If we're fast this can be blown over in no time."

Artemis was thinking deeply and said: "Butler come back in 20 minutes. I will have a plan ready to be carried out."