DISCLAIMER:

I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. The first thing I want to mention is in between the e-mails and lists and other there are things about the characters we will travel back and forth from person to person until I decide it is over.

The E-mail Saga:

Chapter One: Bella's E-mails

From: Alice C.

To: Bella S. BellaSwanArizona.

Subject: party

Dear Bella. Hey! How are you? It has been ages since we've talked. How are you? What's up with you? Edward said he was coming over to see you but I don't know if he even left the garage. I want to plan your second party. And I swear to god that it won't go wrong. Please? Please? Don't you wanna make your favorite sister happy?

Bye,

Your BFF (and sister) Alice Cullen.

I sighed then laughed at her suck-up act and quickly flicked it off the screen and went to another e-mail from her:

From: Alice C.

To: Bella S. BellaSwanArizona.

Subject: Edward

Edward has a new e-mail account here's the address:

.org

Bye, Alice.

P.S. His other e-mail account: .com and .com he gave to me. So I now have 4 e-mails: , , .com, and .com. Yay! Plus I'm setting one up for Rose and I, Jasper and I, and Jasper, Rose, and I, and Emmett and I, and…uh…more. So Yay!

Alright, Thanks Alice. I thought silently and looked over her ridiculous e-mail. I finally shut off that e-mail account not bothering to check the rest and got on Alice and I's shared BFF e-mail account.

Address: .net

Password: *****

From: Emmett and Edward C. .

To: B and A C. S. .net

Subject: For Bella.

Hey, little sister. You are officially invited to spend time with me! Yay! I know so exciting. I got bored so I decided to e-mail on this one. But Please. Please. Please? E-mail me on my other. You know…my one? Yeah, that one.

Love you like my sissy, Emmy. I know…weird right?

So sweet like my big brother. I feel so comfortable with him. I got open reply and decided I just had to respond!:

From: B and A C. S. .net

To: ., .net

Subject: To Emmett.

Hey, big brother. When will this offer expire? When? Huh? I will defiantly come, bro! Will you buy me a piece of cake if I come? Please. Please. Please? Please? Huh? Thanks Emmy. Love you like my, brother, Bells/Weakling.

_it gets better:

It does get better and yes this is the end. I will right more. Reviews are appreciated. And I will try to work on my other story about Ashley. Thanks for the read.- All-star.

Bye!