This is just a little something I thought up. The point is to make fun of the situations that the characters of VK are in. This is how the game goes. You say, "You know your luck is bad when…" and you fill in the blank with one of the bulleted items below. Please read and tell me if I should continue. This may contain spoilers.
(Multiple)
You share your high school with a bunch of vampires.
The boy/girl that you love and worship has superhuman powers.
The love of your life is with another girl/boy.
(Yori)
You tease your best friend about being like a vampire because of her sleeping habits… and she turns out to be one.
(Yuuki)
Your earliest childhood memories are ether of you being left abandoned on a cold snowy night and about to be eaten by a crazy vampire, or stuck in the basement.
Your father actually expects you to stay up all night and go to school all day.
You are friends with both a vampire AND a vampire hunter.
You start having hallucinations with a lot of blood.
You ask a boy a simple question, and his answer is "Be my Lover."
You are engaged… and you have no idea about it.
Your uncle wants to devour you.
Your lover doesn't bother to tell you how old he actually is until you live together for a year.
You forgive your brother for killing others, and then he does it again.