My fourth and certainly not last Rocky Horror song parody! This one is a parody of The Logical Song by Supertramp and it is written in Columbia's POV. It takes place right before Brad and Janet. Enjoy!
PS, I do not own The Logical Song or Rocky Horror.
When I was young, it seemed that life was so terrible,
So critical, oh it was awful, cynical .
All the kids at the school, well they'd be judging me evilly,
joyfully, cleverly hurting me.
Cause they thought I was weird, high pitched voice and my sparkly clothes.
Striking a pose, but then no body knows, no one knows.
I was just being me, they tried to stop me from acting real,
They tried to steal, who I am, how I feel.
Then he came, and took me to a place
where I could show my face
without having to change
He made me, me feel like I belong
What I needed for so long
He let me be myself
I never felt I was strange cause they were very adaptable,
liberal, oh beautiful, wonderful.
I was in love with him, cause he was very adorable,
Graceful, oh a magical, miracle.
But at times, I wonder if it's real,
Or if he is just a seal
To mask away my pain
Maybe I, I'm just in some strange dream,
I'll wake up with a scream
Cause I won't belong at all