The story of Šego

by ThrashMetalMartin

This story was made by a friend of mine,and it's very unique. I'll continue writing in December, until then,review as much as you can. It feeds my fire with napalm :D

1. Chapter 1

I'M BACK WITH THIS STORY,WHICH IS NOT MINE. IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FRIEND OF MINE. TOO BAD,IT'S PRETTY GOOD.(by the way,"Šego" is pronounced "Shego". I know, Croatian language is messed up) ENJOY!

Part one – the beginning

In the beginning there was nothing. And then there was Šego. Because Šego is nothing. But Šego is also everything. And Šego is everything, and Šego is nothing, and Šego is Šego. And then came light, which is also Šego, and then became everything that is. And all that is, is in fact, Šego. And so Šego traveled with the speed of light (which is measured in Šego, for Šego is everything and Šego is nothing) for millions of years. Until one day he came upon the planet he knew would be perfect for him and he settled there although,back then, it was only a heated rock. But Šego brought life to this planet now known as „The Planet On Which Šego Evolved" but some Šegos who abandoned the way of Šego(from now on called Nonšegos) named it, simply, „Earth".

And so on this planet Šego came and brought life. As reactions of billion little Šegos happened, elements came to be. This term Nonšegos call chemical reactions. As those reactions happened the six elements of Šego came to be because Šego is nothing and Šego is everything. These elements the Nonšegos call: fire, earth, water, air, sex and bills. Whilst, in the language of Šego, these elements are called: Šego, Šego, Šego, Šego, sex and Šego. It was as if Šego knew what our day would look like because today we are, at least once, exposed to one of these elements. And so Šego began his living on his planet called „The Planet On Which Šego Evolved".