A/N: Hello! I made a crack-fic! Be warned: slight yaoi on the 1st chapter ONLY. The others..are just cracky. Yeah, you know me, a crazy author...X3

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CODE GEASS: BEST FRIEND LESSONS

Lesson 1: Don't Share Beds

Suzaku's totally pissed off. What was he thinking? Putting all the heavy stuff on his bed that he didn't even know that its' metal is weak. He was carrying a big luggage full of Lloyd's boot prizes, which is really heavy. He threw on the bed and boom.

His bed broke.

So he'll be sleeping on the floor. No, wait. Maybe not. Ask Lelouch, of course. Besides, they're best friends right?

So he went over to his place and knocked at the door. Then came out, a raven haired teenager with violet eyes.

"Suzaku? Its' past curfew. What's wrong?" Asked Lelouch.

The brunette's face turned red because, of the embarrasing thing he's about to say.

"Lelouch,can we share a bed?" Suzaku asked his friend.

"Hm? Why?" Lelouch asked with curiosity.

"My..bed broke" Suzaku said softly. Lelouch bursted into laughter.

"Seriously.." The raven said in the middle of laughter "Until now, you still jump on beds?!"

Suzaku's green eyes widened in surprise when he heard that "Of course not! It just broke okay?"

Lelouch stopped laughing but the smile can't leave his face "Well..in any case, no."

"Please?"

"No."

Suzaku sighed "Come on, this is only once in a lifetime!"

"Why not on the-"

"No." Suzaku interjected. "I'm not gonna sleep on the floor."

Lelouch sighed heavily before finally agreeing with him "Ugh. Fine"

"Yay!"

The next day...

Lelouch groaned as the light pointed to his eyes. He also felt like something warm was wrapped around him. "What the...?" He turned around and can't BELIEVE what his eyes just met.

He found Suzaku, his best friend, asleep and HUGGING HIM!

Lelouch started to turn really red before shakily saying "S-Suzaku, g-get off me!"

"Mmmn..you're so soft..I don't wanna let go.." The brunette hugging him mumbled.

"S-shut up! Let go of me! NOW!"

"No.."

This time, Lelouch said it out a little bit too loud "SUZAKU KURURUGI! GET OFF ME THIS INSTANT!"

"Y-yes sir! Sorry sir!" Suzaku said as he got his arms off his waist and stood up.

Lelouch heard a snickering sound coming from the door. He took a peek outside and saw a witch mute laughing in the corner.

"You shouldn't have seen your face.." C.C. said while laughing.

"Shut up,witch."

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Next up! Lesson 2- Do The Movie Picking

Until next time, Minna-san!

~Dark Zero 1718

P.S. Just call me Dark Zero. Omit the 1718.