I was sitting at home and the basic plot line for this story popped into my head. In this story Gir is a little bit out of it. And my muse is always like this so no difference there. Poor Zim will have to cope with his own idiotic SIR and my idiotic griffin muse. Disclaimer: I dun own Invader Zim. Kellie created subreality www.subreality.com/sc . All I own is the Hammerspace Happenens Bar And Grill, and my incredibly stupid muse Griff. SMS means Stupid Muse Syndrome. Every body please check out Gir.n3.net and sign the petition to bring Zim back. All Hail The Mighty Invader Zim. ~*~*~*~*~ The Griffin Files Chapter 1: Invader Griff?! ~*~*~*~*~*~ It was an oh so normal day; as far as Zim was concerned. He was down in his lab trying to figure out his latest scheme on how to bring doom upon the planet earth. Gir on the other hand was bouncing around the lab chattering his head off. "Oh oh oh oh and I saw a squirrel." Zim was pretty much ignoring Gir; as he tended to do a lot now a days. ~At that exact moment in subreality~ A young black panther were, named Myst Runner, was sitting at her bar, conveniently called Hammerspace Happenens Bar and Grill, downing a Guiness and wanting to strangle her griffin muse Griff. Who was also bouncing around the bar chattering her writer to death. "Oh oh oh oh and I saw a squirrel..." She was muttering at her Guiness hoping it would have some answers. "Why do I suffer from SMS? I can't kill her cuz the SCPD would have my hide. I already allow any one into my bar and buy drinks, even if they are underage. I run a Casino without a permit and no age limit either. How could I get her to go away?" ~Back on earth~ Zim remembered that new machine he built. Maybe he could us that to bring doom upon all the worm babies on this wretched planet. Sadly enough he had no clue as to what the machine would do when he turned it on. "Maybe this machine will bring doom upon all of the wretched worm babies on this wretched doomed planet." Zim muttered to himself darkly. ~Three hours later on earth~ "Why won't this stupid machine work? GIR DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO IT." "I dooon't knoooooow." (òô) "Gir how many times do I have to tell you. DON'T PLAY AROUND IN MY LAB! Stupid machine." Zim walks away and Gir just watches wondering why his master yelled at him all the time and was never nice to him. Gir held up Piggy and looked at the toy. "I wish I had a friend Piggy." Gir then looked over at the machine that Zim had gotten mad at cause he didn't know how to work it. Maybe he cold get it to work and master would be kind to him. Gir wondered over to the abandoned machine and studied it carefully. On the console was a large blue button labeled, Don't Touch. Gir ignored the warning and proceeded to push the button. "Oh what's this do!" Gir said excitedly. ~Hammerspace Happenens~ Myst was watching her muse fly around the bar (Hey this bar is huge I have to be able to accommodate dragons after all). Amazingly she hadn't crashed into anything. Yet. Griff had a tendency to be magnetically attracted to stuff when she flew. Be it doors, pillars, walls, cliffs, water, other flying creatures, mountains, the ground, and including many other countless items. Myst took another long draw at her pint and continued to watch Griff. All of a sudden Griff disappeared. She just kinda winked out of existence while she was flying. The pint slipped out of Myst's numbed paw and clattered to the ground. Myst was staring at the spot in the air where her muse had been just moments ago. Drop jawed, bug eyed, and drooling she realized that she was in some deep shit from both the Head Muse of Subreality and the SCPD (Subreality Central Police Department) "Oh shit." ~Back on earth~ Gir continued to stare at the machine after he had pushed the button. Zim turned around and saw Gir in front of the wretched machine. "Gir get away from their before you." Zim was cut off because of a medium sized white tiger striped griffin had all of a sudden appeared out of nowhere and landed on him. Gir had turned around when he heard Zim yell at him and watched as the griffin fell out of the sky and landed on him. "Master?" Gir wondered over to the knocked out griffin. "Master, are you okay." Gir looked at the griffin and then reconsidered if his master was okay. Zim finally managed to get his head out from underneath the griffin. "Gir. Help. Me." Zim looked worse for wear and also amazingly still being alive after a griffin had landed on him. Gir noticed his master's head poke out from under the griffin. "Master are you okay." "Gir do I look like I am okay. Now GET WHAT EVER THIS IS OFF OF ME. Ow" Zim winced. What ever this was it wasn't small. Gir looked at the griffin once more and walked over to her head and proceeded to try and wake her up. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kay this is where this chapter decided to end. Hey tell me if you like it. R&R if yah will. It will only take 2 reviews for me to continue this. Did yah know Nick has canceled Invader Zim? Go to Gir.n3.net and sign the petition to bring it back. Or go there and sign the petition to have it shown on TNN. Either way just go there. It's an awesome site. Thanx.