Elphaba:
I feel wicked, oh so wicked
I feel wicked and evil and mean
And I'm sick of people judging me for being green
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I feel spiteful, oh so spiteful
It's delightful how spiteful I feel
And as rightful governor of Munchkinland, you'll kneel
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See the wicked witch in that crystal ball?
Who can that most fearsome witch be?
Such a wicked face, such a wicked hat
Such a wicked broom, such a wicked me
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I feel scary, very scary
So be wary when I take my flight
I'm so wicked that I just might curse you all tonight
Glinda:
Have you meet my good friend Elphaba?
The craziest girl in all Oz
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's a rebel fighting for a very lost cause
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She soars through the sky, but melts in the rain
She won't get the guy because she's insane
Her dad is a prick, her mom was a ho
Her sister's a bitch, but that's how things go
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She's as horny as a rhino
This is not the Elphaba I know
Peculiar and queer - wait, that came out wrong
We know she's not queer because of this song!
Elphaba:
I feel vicious, and malicious
And my wish is to make people see
It's suspicious that the wizard called a hit on me
Glinda:
La la la la la la la popular
Elphaba:
I'll be buying earth-defying
Feel like flying and crying for joy
For I'm loved by a wickedly handsome boy!