Master Hand comes into Fox's room. Fox slept in his bed happily. It's a shame that today's the road trip.
"Fox, wake up!" said Master Hand.
"Five more hours." said Fox.
"It's time for the road trip." said Master Hand.
"Fuck." said Fox.
Fox went to some van Link owns. Don't worry, there's windows. The van was owned by random person and there were no windows. Link made some half-assed windows. He stabbed his sword in the van and cut out some windows. He stuffed in some glass in the cuts. The van said "free candy" on it before Link got. Master Hand made Link paint over it. He painted it some shitty color. My eyes are bleeding from seeing it. Fox was in the back of the van. He was in the van with Ness.
"So you woke up." said Ness.
"I didn't want to but Master Hand made me." said Fox.
"Master Hand made me wake up and I trying to sleep but I can't." said Ness.
"That sucks." said Fox.
"Well, I'm falling asleep." said Ness.
Ness fell asleep. So did Fox.
"Ness!"
Ness woke up. He looked and saw Young Link.
"Oh. Hi Young Link." said Ness.
"I can only have milk once a day. I don't get it." said Young Link.
"I need sleep. Can you complain to Mewtwo." said Ness.
"No." said Young Link.
"Okay." said Ness.
"Mario said I can only have milk once a day. I don't get it. Adults are so un-"
Ness fell asleep.
"Hey! Why did you fall asleep!" said Young Link.
"Ah! Sorry!" said Ness.
"Fine. I'll leave you alone." said Young Link.
"Wait!" said Ness.
Before Ness could do anything he fell asleep.
Fox was then woken up by a rumble and a sleeping Marth breathing on his neck. Marth was woken up.
"Fuck!" said Fox.
"Oh sorry Fox." said Marth.
"Master Hand! I don't think this a good idea!" said Luigi.
"I can drive god damn it!" said Master Hand.
"You're a hand!" said Nana.
"I don't give a shit!" said Master Hand.
Fox tried to sleep but it was too loud. Master Hand stopped by a store.
"Okay Roy. Buy us lunch." said Master Hand.
Roy with into the store. Fox found time to sleep. Then Marth tapped on Fox.
"Let me sleep." said Fox.
"But why? You woke up at nine am and you slept for two hours. Why do you want to sleep?" said Marth.
"I stayed up watching anime." said Fox.
"Oh. I'll let you sleep." said Marth.
Fox drifted of the sleep. Then eight seconds later Roy came back.
"Hey, look! I got lunch!" said Roy.
Fox got up again. Roy got him sushi and Pocky. It seen that Roy thinks Fox is a weebaboo. He ate the food because it was food. In the middle of lunch, a couple came out, a man and a woman. The man had a crying child in their arms.
"You with the red hair!" said the woman.
"Me?" said Roy.
"You. You kicked my child in the face!" said the woman.
"Roy! What did you do!" said Master Hand.
"Umm. I I I kicked that child in the face." said Roy.
"You kicked a three year old in the face." said Master Hand.
"Yeah." said Roy.
"Roy! This is bad! You kicked a child in the face! What happened!" said Master Hand.
"This child, he trying to climb me. I was trying to stop him. I kicked him in the face. I don't want a child on me and I didn't want to kick the child." said Roy.
"That doesn't mean you kick my child!' said the man.
"Sorry." said Roy.
"You will not get away with this!" said the woman.
"Okay. Sorry! You can just move on!" said Roy.
"Everyone. Get in the van!" said Master Hand.
"I'm driving." said Mario running from the angry parents.
Fox was unhappy with this. It wasn't that Roy kicked a three year old child. He still in need of feeding and he was too far from the store. He was happy that Master Hand was in the passenger seat. He could sleep more easily. Fox looked for Kirby. Kirby was eating a big cake. Fox grabbed one slice. Kirby looked at him. Fox ran off with the cake. Then Kirby absorbed the cake. Fox then grabbed a lemon from a bag of food that Roy bought. He went back to this spot. He took a bite out of the lemon. He like it. He got ten more. Wait, how many lemons did Roy get.
"I like lemons." said Fox.
"Fox. What the hell. You took all the lemons." said Falco.
"Sorry." said Fox.
"Fine. Just eat my lemons." said Falco.
"Your lemon? Yourrr lemons? Bullshit. I can eat these fucking lemons. Fuck you!" said Fox.
"Will you can kiss my ass." said Falco.
"Fight me you little bitch." said Fox.
"Sure. Mario, stop by that motel!" said Falco.
Oooooooo. A fight. Mario stopped by a motel.
"Wow Falco. It's a about time that we found a place. Just look at the sky. Wow, it's dark." said Master Hand.
Everyone walked in the motel. Fox and Falco stayed outside. Master Hand was sleeping on the only bed. Roy was trying to get Master Hand off the bed.
"Get off the bed! Get off the bed! I need the bed!" said Roy.
"No." said Master Hand.
"He's not giving you the bed." said Mario.
"But I need the bed. I kicked a human child in the fucking face. In the face! I kicked a child! A three year old! In the face! I need the bed!" said Roy
"You can lie on this mattress." said Mario
"Fine." said Roy.
Roy laid on the mattress.
"I kicked a child in the face. I'm a fucking monster." said Roy.
"Come on Roy. It's not that bad." said Marth.
"I kicked a child in the face. I hate March. It's the worst month. Everything goes to shit and I'm go to shit. What the fuck is this hellish month." said Roy.
"Woah. Look Roy. This will be a great month." said Marth.
"It's March and March is hell!" said Roy.
"You need a hug." said Marth.
"I need this month to end!" said Roy.
Marth hugged Roy. "Kicking a child in the face doesn't ruin the mouth."
"Ahhhh! Fuck! Stop hugging me!" said Roy crying.
"Okay." said Marth.
Roy cried himself to sleep. Fox and Falco came in the room. Fox sat down on a mattress. He slept.