Me: Okay, this is my next story! It's in Kimi's point of view, so that's why she's not in here.
Charlie (my little brother): Introducing…
Both: Lil & Tommy's Ping-Pong!
Chapter 1: The Never-ending Game
"They've been doing this for 508 years!" exclaimed the dark-skinned girl called Susie (In fairy version!). Tommy and Lil's skeletons were in the scene, playing ping-pong, with a cracked ball, a cracked paddle, a broken in half paddle, with an extremely dirty ping-pong table complete with a rotting net. What is this place anyway? Let's go back in time, a long, long time. Five hundred eight years, to be exact.
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"Do we have to sing?" asked one-and-a-half year olds Lil and Tommy.
"Now you have to dance, too, because you asked," said Susie.
"Don't be wrong, it's time for… Lil and Tommy's Ping-Pong!" everyone sang and danced. Tommy's mother had just bought a children's ping-pong set (which turned into an adult's ping-pong set easily), so the Rugrats were having a ping-pong tournament.
"I challenge you to a ping-pong match!" shouted Lil.
"I accept!" replied Tommy.
"It's going to be a long match," thought Susie. Two and a half hours later, Lil won.
"I win! Yay!" exclaimed Lil.
"I want a rematch!" said Tommy. "T.T"
"Sure. Let the match begin," replied Lil. Six hours later, Tommy won.
"Yay. I win," started Tommy. "Tiebreaker?"
"Sure," said Lil. A month later, they were still playing ping-pong.
"Guys, you've been going at it for a month!" exclaimed Susie.
"Don't…care…must…ping…pong," said Lil and Tommy at the same time. Three years later, they were still playing with really high scores.
"Guys, you've been going at it for three years!" yelled Susie.
"Who cares?" asked Lil. So, fifteen years and about 11111111111111100000000009999999933333333337777777333333344444444666666665463 points later, they were still playing ping-pong.
"You've been doing this for fifteen years!" shouted Susie.
"Whatever," they both responded. Fifty-seven years later, they were all really old and still playing ping-pong! Yes, STILL!
"How long have you been doing this again?" asked a really old Susie.
"Fifty-seven years," said Tommy and Lil, both really old.
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So, yeah, I'm dead, and the skeletons of Lil and Tommy have been playing ping-pong since half a thousand years ago. Their spirits, in fact, are still playing ping-pong! Maybe I'll convince the authors of this story to bring them back to life and make them one and a half again…
Me: Don't worry, Kimi convinced my brother and I already. As a bit of background information, this is based off a comic I wrote in the fifth-grade called "Steph & Tyler's Ping-Pong", which I dug up recently in my mess.
Charlie: Check back for the next chapter, Championship and review or else Julianne won't update.