A/N: Ok I know it's summer and nowhere near christmas time, but.. I'm finally done with school, and I'm bored beyond belief already...lol I had the beginning chapters of this up a loooong time ago, but now you are all going to get the whole thing! And Eiri might be kinda OOC at some points, but I don't know... PEACE :)
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A very Queer Christmas- ch. 1
Amidst all the falling snow, shops, and colored lights, people rushed about doing there shopping. Groups of kids and young women giggled and chatted; happy couples strolled around, hand in hand. And one certain couple was getting alot of attention...
"Damn holiday. What's the point of christmas... Just makes everyone all giddy and... nice. And you are the worst!" Eiri Yuki exclaimed, staring down at his lover.
Shuichi blinked up at him. "Yuki, you don't like christmas? But it's such a nice holiday! All the pretty lights, and the snow, and the neat toys..." His eyes got all glassy; Eiri sighed.
"You are such an idiot! Are you 9 or 19? Christmas is an excuse for people to buy shit and pretend to care about people...It's all bullshit." He took a drag on his cigarette, waiting for Shu's pouting and whining.
"Yukiiiiiii! How can you say that? YOu care about me, right? YOu love me! Come on, it's our first Christmas together. Let's do something Christmasy!" Shu yelled, causing more people to stare. Eiri meanwhile had stopped in his tracks, as he realized Shu was right.
'Oh my God. It is our first Christmas...Wow time really does fly when you're in love.. In love? WIth a pink haired little punk...But I do love him, can't live without him..' Out loud he snarled,
"Baka! Shut the hell up. Quit saying my name so loud and quit yelling so loud. Someone is going to recognized us."
Shuichi looked hurt, then smiled. He grabbed Yuki's hand, then decided that wasn't good enough, so he wrapped his arm around Yuki's waist.
"I Love you so much!" Shu bubbled. The two were stopped at a corner, and with the snow gently falling, the light shining on them, and Shu's eyes glittering, the moment was magic. Eiri even had to admit that Shu looked adorable.
'And this is why we're together, why I let him stay, why I let him into my heart.. my perfect angel, Shuichi.' He thought A small smile crept across his lips, and he bent down kissing Shuichi. Shuichi leaned into the kiss, wrapping both arms around his lover. The two stood there, under the lights and falling snow, happy for once, and very much in love..More importantly, they had their privacy...
At least they did until about 10 cameras flashed, and they heard squeals of delight. The two pulled apart, Shu looked disappointed, while Eiri looked furious.
"Ohmygod! It is Shuichi and Eiri!"
"EEEK! They are too cute!"
"That picture will make a great front page!"
"Try and get an interview..." One of the reporters said.
At those words, both Shuichi and Eiri turned away, getting a face full of eager fans. Shu seemed scared, and clung closer to Yuki. Eiri was really pissed now.
"God damn it! Can't you idiots find someone else to harass? DOn't you have anything better to do with your time? What the hell is wrong with all of you! Shu and I aren't that big of a news story..and go annoy some other singer! I can't even kiss my boyfriend in public anymore..." Eiri yelled, totally unaware that the news was taping for a segment on the holiday shopping, and had just caught the two of them. WIth one last glare at everyone, Eiri grabbed Shuichi and they took off.
"And that was the famous couple, Eiri Yuki and Shuichi Shindo, out enjoying the holiday cheer..." The reporters voice faded away, and as it did, millions of people everywhere sat there stunned. SInce when had Eiri been so open about being in love with Shuichi?
Over at NG Studios, no one could believe it. Tohma had thrown a surprise Christmas party, so everyone was there. They had all been waiting for Shuichi, but the TV had solved the problem of where he was.
"Was that..seriously..my brother?" Mika asked, looking slightly sick. Tohma snorted and nodded his head. Tatsuha and Ryuichi were laughing hysterically, as was K.
"Those two! They always know how to give us a sales boost!" K said cheerfully. Hiro rolled his eyes. "Man, Shu's going to be impossible now..." Fujisaki just sat there, not really sure what to say or do.
And several blocks from NG, Shuichi's newfound friends of Hasanuma and Mitsou sat snuggling on their couch, watching the highly amusing couple.
"Aww that is so cute! Eiri admitted his true feelings for Shuichi, and on live national TV" Mitsou said.
"Yea well, I bet he didn't realize it...Eiri's going to kick himself later. But it was sweet to hear Eiri say that stuff.. He even called his Shu." Hasanuma pulled Mitsou closer and kissed him. "I love you, Mitsou, my Mitsou." Hasanuma cooed, an evil grin on his face.
"Uh-oh..." Mistous said, looking a bit scared, as Hasanuma pulled him onto his lap...And the front door flew up.
"What the-" Mitsou asked.
"Mikuni!" Hasanuma yelled.
The shinto priest paid no attention to him. "Did you see that? I thought Eiri was my lover..kicked to the curb again...he's as bad as you Hasanuma! At least I still have little Mitsou.."
Hasanuma jumped up, facing Mikuni. "You have who? That happens to be my boytoy..."
"Can't we share? I'm lonely..." Mikuni pouted.
"Share? Are you crazy? Mitsou isn't a dog.."
Meanwhile, back to Shuichi and Yuki, who managed to sneak down a side street for a few minutes..
"Yuki! You called me you boyfriend! ANd you called me Shu! On live national TV! Oh Yuki!" Shu gushed and glomped his poor lover.
"baka, get off. I know I know...stop reminding I just said all that on live TV..." Eiri growled. "Come here, punk...look, Shuichi. I know I'm not exactly the nicest person, but well, I do love you..." he said slowly.
Shuichi giggled. "Yuki, I know you do! And you're usually nice to me...kinda. If I-" Shuichi didn't get to finish his thought, as the rabid fans had finally found them.
"There they are!"
"After them, quick!"
The two took off, Eiri pulling Shuichi after him. "Damn them! And you didn't want to take t he car.." Eiri muttered. "Aren't we close to that one kids house? The freak that sees ghosts or whatever?" He asked.
"Mitosu?" Shuichi said blankly. "Oh yea! We are. Let's go there. Wow you're so smart Yuki!"
"Yea whatever, brat..."
Twenty minutes later, the two were knocking on Mitsou's door. Mitsou cautiously opened the door. "Oh, Shuichi! And Eiri..nice to see you guys. Umm, come on in, just ah be careful." Shuichi bounced in the door, Eiri following slowly.
"Hasanuma, I thought you had a boyfriend?" Eiri said, seeing Hasanuma lying on top of Mikuni. "Not much for hiding it eh?"
Hasanuma jumped up. "I was trying to murder him! And I know I have a boyfriend!"
"Whatever.. but try a gun next time, they work better." Yuki smirked, sitting down. Shuichi plopped onto his lap, all smiles.
Mikuni pouted. "You would know all about using guns to kill people wouldn't you Eiri?" Eiri glared at him.
Mitsou stared at everyone, confused. "So you two hiding here or what?" He asked. Neither Shuichi or Eiri replied.
Hasanuma gave a slight cough. "I think they are a bit busy.." he nodded at the couch, where the two were making out..and a little more. "Not on my couch! First door on the left.." he yelled at them, as Yuki and Shuichi quickly got up to continue their fun in privacy.
"Don't you dare bother us!" Eiri demanded. The other 3 nodded, afraid of Eiri's temper...
Back at NG, no one could hold of Shuichi, or Eiri.
"Well, where could they have gone? Eiri isn't one for just leaving.." Tohma mused. No one else said anything, they were still awed by Eiri.
Hiro smiled. "What about Mitsou and Hasnamua's place? Most people don't even know who they are..And Shuichi adores Mitsou..." He said.
"I wonder...Why not? It's as good a place as any." Tohma said with a shrug.
"Fine, whatever. I just wanted to make sure my brother isn't dead..or kidnapped by fans." Mika growled, sounding alot like Yuki.
Ryu was spinning in circles, chanting, "Car ride, car ride, we're going on a car ride!" Tatsuha pulled him out, and the rest followed...
"Is Eiri here or not?" Mika demanded as soon as the door opened. She stared at Hasanuma, realizing he didn't have clothes on. "Oh, umm sorry. We're just looking for Shuichi and Eiri..."
Hasanuma rolled his eyes. "No really? Just give me second...Hey Mitsou, put something on!" he yelled over his shoulders. He walked back inside, leaving the door open.
"Shall we?" said Tohma, who boldly went in.
"Hey Mitsou. Shuichi around?" Hiro asked the blonde.
Mitsou laughed. "Well he is here..but umm.. I don't think Eiri is done with him yet..." Hiro laughed.
"Ryu, lets get comfy... " Tatsuha said, spotting the couch. The two were soon busy. K and Mikuni were talking, and they seemed to know one another. Hiro and Fujisaki sat on the floor and turned on the TV. Tohma and Mika disappeared into the kitchen, where Hasanuma was busy cooking.
"Hey guys. Sorry about Eiri not being out..you know him..I feel bad for Shuichi... " He frowned. "If I had known we were throwing a party, I would have planned better.."
Tohma sighed. "Sorry about that Hasanuma. We were having a Christmas party ourselves, then we saw the news..everyone wanted to come..Want some help?" Without waiting for an answer, Tohma began helping. "God they are so loud...Impossible to control when we all get together.."
"Shuichi and Ryuichi by themselves are hard to control, much less adding everyone else..." Mika trailed off, as everyone got silent in the living room.
"Will you all shut the hell up! I told you to shut up before!" Eiri roared. Mika went to the doorway and looked out.
Eiri was standing there, his hair messy, his eyes on fire and a bed sheet wrapped around him.
"Yukiiiii! Come back here, I'm cold.." Shuichi's voice floated from the bedroom. Eiri gave them all one last look of death and disappeared.
The last thing they heard before the door closed was Eiri saying, "Brat! You wanted this..."
Me: I promise I will update soon!
Shu: yea!
Eiri: Good..you're so lazy.
Me: Yuki, shut up, you can't met deadlines to save your life!
Ryu: Sparkly! Please review
Tohma: Why am I in this story? I'm not crazy...or gay
Me: So? You're Tohma...it wouldn't be a Gravi fic without you.
Tohma: Thanks...
Tatsuha: What about me? I feel left out now..
Me: Go kiss Ryu, then you won't feel left out
Tatsuha: Ok!
K: Shall I just shoot everyone, miss author?
Me: Umm, not now..maybe when I finish the story you can..
K: Great!
Me: Ahhh! Someone get me out of here:)
