With test subjects called mydad and cousin... I was able to whip this up. It's named after my Turk RPG (see my profile for link) and its another humor Turk drabble fic.

I'm getting the next chapter to Chibified typed up. Bakamonkey13 was able to help me, she's in my RPG as Elena's sister from Before Crisis as Aia.

So... Rufus! Disclaimer!

Rufus: Laili does not own Final fantasy VII or any of the following

Thanks and here it is...

Life as a Turk

Chapter 1: Hips Don't Lie

Reno was on his computer, surfing the net and listening random music from music videos playing on the internet. Rude was on the other side, going through file cabinets listening to the rock music Reno had playing.

Then the song that'll change the world… came on…

Shakira was on the screen singing her new song… 'Hips Don't Lie'…

"oh baby when you talk like that…" Shakira sang as she danced. Reno was sipping at his coffee then looked, as his eyes grew big.

"RUDE!" Reno spitted out his coffee and hit pause. "Come here."

"What is—" Rude looked over Reno's shoulder and Reno hit play. "God… is she a robot?"

"I don't care… this is good." Reno smiled and watched. "Hey… this was in Costa del Sol! Sweet!"

Tseng was walking by, files in hand for Reno to do. He opened the door and walked in…

You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection…

Shakira was on the screen shaking her hips and dancing. Tseng walked up and dropped the files on the floor in shock.

"Is she human?" Tseng asked. Reno and Rude went 'Shush!' and watched. Tseng watched.

"She's good." Tseng nodded.

Few seconds later… Rufus was in the halls looking for Tseng, drinking his coffee. Tseng was supposed to have some paperwork that needed signing.

He walked by Reno and Rude's office and saw Tseng… and heard the song…

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body…

Rufus dropped his coffee in horror as he saw Shakira dance. "Who is this?"

"Shakira! SHUT UP!" All three Turks turned to Rufus and went back to their previous state. Rufus joined them.

"Is she Hojo's experiment, moving her hips like that?" Rufus asked.

All four men watched.

Elena walked by with arm loads of paperwork. She entered Reno and Rude's office to see the President and all three Turks surrounding a computer…

"Umm… guys?" Elena asked.

"Shh!" All three men turned with fingers to their lips. "Shakira…"

The song continued…

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection…

Elena thought to just wait… in a few more seconds it was over.

"Hey. Elena?" Reno asked.

"What?" Elena raised an eyebrow. "Enjoyed Shakira?"

"Yeah…" Reno rubbed his head. "Tseng you ask her."

"I ain't going to ask Elena—" Tseng started.

"You want to lose a paycheck?" Rufus growled. Tseng shook his head no.

"Ask her." Rude nudged him. Tseng sighed and turned to Elena.

"Can you shake your hips like Shakira can?" Tseng asked. In rage… Elena slapped them all before you can say 'Holy Jumping Chocobos Batman'.

"BUNCH OF PERVERTS!" Elena shouted, slammed the paperwork in Tseng's arms and stomped off.

All four men stood there with red handprints on their faces and watched Elena stomp off.

"So…" Reno started. "Wanna watch again?"

"YES!" All three men turned and smiled. Reno hit the play button again.

All the men watched again as Shakira sang and danced on the screen.

Hojo's lab…

"Ah perfect…" Hojo hit the stop button when Shakira was done. "She is the ultimate dancer… created by me…with help with robotics and mako to enhance her body shape to be perfect. A lovely work of art… my greatest…"

"Professor Hojo, we have a problem with the chimeras." A scientist interrupted Hojo's rambling.

"Fuck… I'm coming…" Hojo cursed.

I thank my dad and cousin as test subjects for this fic.

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