I have no idea where this idea came from, and I don't really care. Just read, review and above all - enjoy! I'll post more chapters if enough people bother with asking.
Is this real?
Dani Harper was the most wanted girl of William McKinley High School. All the guys tried to get with her. Whether it was her rock star attitude, her sexy, curvy body or her reputation of being a total slut, wasn't really clear. Nevertheless, that didn't matter. What mattered was that guys wanted her, and she knew it. Moreover, Santana Lopez knew it. Oh boy, did she know it. She was an out and proud lesbian, and people were finally done caring. She had cemented her spot as captain on the Cheerios, and for once, everything was great.
"I am so done with Berry's crap," Santana stated, turning to face her best friend Quinn, "I swear, if she starts talking about how successful and famous she'll be when she gets on Broadway, one more time, I'll go all Lima Heights on her chubby little hobbit ass."
"Calm down S," Quinn laughed, by now used to Santana's rants, "she's annoying and I also want to slap her some times, but she's probably right."
Santana huffed and rolled her eyes in annoyance. "I know, but could she at least wait with the bragging till she's actually there?"
Quinn just shrugged and was about to reply when she looked at Santana, whom was currently staring at the entrance. Quinn looked over her shoulder to find out what was so interesting, and was not surprised by the sight that met her. People were moving aside, making way for someone to walk through. Quinn had a feeling she knew who. Sure enough, mere seconds after, Dani Harper walked confidently past them, smirking at the people around her. Her eyes lingered on Santana, but the Cheerio was too consumed with the blonde-haired woman to notice. Quinn turned her focus fully back on Santana and barely contained a laugh when she saw a bit of drool roll down her chin. She poked Santana in the shoulder in an attempt to get her attention, but there was no respond. She poked again, harder this time. Finally Santana turned around, an awestruck expression on her face.
"S, you might want to wipe the drool off your face," she said, trying to sound casual as an amused smile spread on her face. Santana glared at her and dragged a hand across her chin.
"Shut your pale ass, Fabray," she retorted, a small blush spreading on her face nonetheless.
"You do realize she is totally straight, right?" Quinn asked with a smirk.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," Santana lied, turning away from Quinn. Quinn rolled her eyes.
"Of course you don't," she stated simply. She knew Santana would just deny it if she tried to imply that she was into Dan. However, it was so painfully obvious. It was as if Santana was trying to undress Dani with her eyes, every single time she saw the blonde. Sure, Dani was freaking gorgeous, even Quinn could see that. But Santana was so crazy about her that you couldn't help but feel a little sorry for her.
"Let's just get to glee practice, Q," Santana pleaded as she grabbed her friend by the wrist. As Quinn nodded, she allowed herself to be dragged away to the choir room.
"This weeks assignment is –" Mr. Schue began, but he was interrupted by the door to the choir room swinging open. In stepped Dani, clad in tight black pants, a white tank top and her usual leather jacket. Her blonde hair was falling loosely around her face, her make up put on to make her chocolate brown eyes pop out. Her signature smirk was playing on her face, one perfect eyebrow raised at the people in the room. As soon as she stepped in a collective whisper broke out between the members of the glee club. Santana was just staring at her in wonder. Mr. Schu quickly regained his composure and smiled brightly at Dani.
"Hi Dani," he said with a grin, "what are you doing here?"
Dani smiled broadly and Santana swore she could feel her heart stop for a moment.
"I'm joining glee club," Dani said, as if it was something completely obvious. Mr. Schue furrowed his brows, his mouth open in wonder.
"Well uhm," he said, still baffled, "that's great but… why?"
"Because I want to," the blonde answered briefly, her eyes scanning over the other people in the room, stopping briefly at Santana. A new wave of whispers erupted from the club, Santana finally getting her head together enough to join in. Suddenly, Rachel's annoying, high voice broke through:
"You can't just let her join, she has to audition."
Dani rolled her eyes at the small brunette: "Is that really necessary?"
"Oh yes," Rachel insisted, "we can't let you into glee club if you can't even sing."
"We let Sugar in," Brittany argued.
"That's different," Rachel sighed, giving the tall blonde a disapproving look, "she has aspergers. We can't really say no to people with a disease."
"I have a disease too," Dani replied, crossing her arms across her chest.
"I don't think chlamydia counts," Tina said, a frown upon her face. She didn't want one more girl to get solos before her.
"Haha, very funny asian gogo dancer," Dani retorted coolly, earning a couple of giggles from the others, "I wasn't talking about some STD. I suffer from a very rare and very painful disease called extreme sexiness."
"Damn right you do," Puck muttered, loudly enough for everyone to hear.
"Your looks don't count in here. Your voice does," Rachel said, feeling slightly angry with the others.
"I'm afraid she's right Dani," Mr. Schue said, motioning for her to come to the middle of the room, "floor's yours."
Dani rolled her eyes for the millionth time that day and stepped into the middle of the room, facing the glee club with a small smile. She went and sat down next to Brad at the piano, the man moving to his feet and moving to stand with the rest of the band.
"Prepare, to be amazed," she said dramatically. Then she let her fingers run over the keys of the piano, playing a couple of notes before starting up a fast melody.
In real life I'm waking up alone
It's one more night you didn't make it home
And one more time you won't pick up the phone
In real life you never bring me flowers
When you're here it's only for an hour
I'm getting used to being on my own
Everyone in the room stared wide-eyed at her as she kicked ass with a song they had never heard before. She was smiling wickedly at the guys, her eyes traveling to Santana every once in a while. She looked at Rachel, poking her tongue out at the dumbstruck girl.
Because in real life you're not what I thought
Real life, this isn't what I want
Guess things aren't always what they seem
Jesus Christ, that girl is pure sex, was all Santana managed to think.
But in my dreams, I'm waking up to roses
Champagne, kisses and I know it's always, always
Gonna be, gonna be this way
In my dreams, you're standing right beside me
Two heart finally colliding
Then I wake up and realize, realize this is real life
Real life, this is real life
Real life, real life
Real life, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh
Real life
There was something electric in her voice, something raw and daring that none of the others possessed. In addition, it was apparent to everyone that Rachel was now fuming with jealousy. Dani continued singing, pushing back the chair she was sitting on, moving to her feet. She occasionally ran a hand up and down her thighs, leaving all the guys – excluding Kurt, including Santana – extremely turned on. When the song was over everyone burst into applause, clapping and cheering excitedly. Most of the girls jumped to their feet to cheer while the guys stayed seated, desperately trying to cover up their "problems".
Artie, who was staring at Dani in disbelief, quietly uttered "Eargasm."
"So fucking hot," Puck growled. His statement was met with murmurs of agreement from his nearby glee brothers.
"Jesus Christ," Santana sighed as she pointed to the door, "go take a cold shower, all of you." As if she was going to admit that she probably needed one the most. Ha, no thanks.
Dani let out a snort of laughter that turned into giggles as Santana blushed furiously, realizing Dani had found something she said funny. A shiver ran down her spine when she heard Dani's giggle. It was so unbelievably cute. Hearing it made her feel flutters of excitement, running slowly from her toes to the roots of her hair. She tried to get a hold of herself, desperately trying to cover up her face with her hands. Mr. Schue was smiling widely as he reached his hand out for Dani to shake.
"Welcome to glee club," he said, laughing, "and by the way, what song was that?"
"Just a little something I've been playing around with," Dani shrugged.
"It was fantastic!" Mr. Schue said happily, "now, have a seat and we'll continue today's practice."
Dani smirked and raised an eyebrow at her new teammates before zooming in on an unoccupied corner. She plopped down in the empty seat, casually folding one leg over the other.