How to Meet All the Cullens
By: Beth Bougie
So, you want to meet the Cullens do ya? And you say you want to meet them all at once? No problem, easy as pie. That's why I created this story, to help you realize your dreams.
So, you just happen to be walking around the town of Forks, Washington and you spot Emmett Cullen, standing on his own, no Rosalie to stop you. What you're going to want to do is run up to him and give him the biggest bear hug you can possibly give and most likely causing him to hug you back and break your ribs from his overpowering strength.
As you lie on the ground writhing in pain Alice will come running up because she had been a couple miles away trying to get there to stop you before you got yourself in a world of pain. Soon after Carlisle will show up to help fix up your ribs dragging Jasper along with him so that he can calm you down. Esme will then show up to tell you that everything is going to be okay. Rosalie will come running up after hearing what happened because she is worried about Emmett, because you can cause so much damage to strong and nearly invincible vampire with your wimpy arms, and because another girl has been touching her man and she is ready to kill said girl but then realizes that the job has basically already been done for her. Finally, Bella and Edward will show up because Bella was worried about even though you are a complete stranger and Edward is there because Bella is there and he is overly protective of her and need's to get over the whole fact that yes, bad luck is going to follow her everywhere and there is no way he can stop it until he changes her. So deal with it Edward, deal with it.
…Now you want Jacob in the mix? God you're picky. This might take some thinking…
Okay, so then Jacob shows up because he heard about a vampire "attacking" a human which is a violation of the treaty. And then Emmett had to explain that he had randomly come up and glomped him and he was only showing how much he cared for his "fans" not knowing that the only reason that you glomped him was because you wanted to meet all the Cullens at once…and Jacob. Can't forget about Jacob.
Now that you have learned how to meet the Cullens…and Jacob you should be good to go. The next chapter will be on how to anger Edward so don't miss it, it should be a rousing good time.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story except for the made up ones. I also own the whole plot line thingy to this.
Please R&R!!