EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
MACHAMP!
VERSUS!
CONKELDURR!
BEGIN!
Machamp: I'm the original bulky Fighting-type.
You and Hariyama can both get a life.
I was needed until this clown came along.
Who needs Mach Punch when I've got Seismic Toss?
Whether they're Flying, Bug, or Psychic, I've got 'em all beat.
While you're just swinging big chunks of concrete.
I'll rip out all your Guts using my Sheer Force.
Machamp is the 'Mon you just can't endure.
Conkeldurr: You've got four arms? It makes you look like a freak.
I may have a big nose, but you've got a fricking beak.
My Attack is higher, my Mach Punch pwns.
I'll Facade on you, son, if you don't watch your tone.
No Guard with DynamicPunch? I don't need to play that game.
Just blame your ability next time you hit a Hurricane.
I've got the D-Punch too, don't try to confuse me.
With my superior bulk I guess you're gonna lose to me.
Machamp: Don't call me son. I'm generations older than you!
I'll dodge your attacks and hit you back with a Vital Throh.
You learn Mach Punch as an egg move? Wow, that's great!
But you're still weak as h*ll, and a fricking lightweight!
Able to learn Focus Blast, there's no point in that.
When your Special is lower than a Spoink's Attack.
My S-P-D is high as crack, while yours is 65.
I can take a Hydro Pump, while you struggle with a Dive.
Conkeldurr: I'd kill you with a Stone Edge, but I take it easy on wusses.
When I roam around the route, legendaries hide in bushes.
I've put down my raps, like I'll do with your life.
Don't bring up weight, just drop your fork like I drop the mic.
{Gurdurr comes on stage to assist Conkeldurr}
Gurdurr: Conk, you schooled that macho chump!
He could use my Defenses. They're high 'cause I pump!
Machamp: Way to cheat Conkeldurr. You don't know how to rap.
So you sent Clowny Junior to do your defense crap.
Conkeldurr: If you insist, I'll do this solo.
Jumping full force in this battle, like "YOLO!"
No one uses you. Not even Youngsters!
So think about that next time you pick steroids from the drug store.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!