Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo, or Harvest Moon.

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Joey the Mental Retard

Day 1

Dear Diary,

Hey, it's me again. Today I went to the greenhouse to water all the vegetables as usual, but when I walked in, I say that all my plants were dead! And I thought, " Joey, you forgot to water the plants again! Now I don't have a plant to take to the vegetable festival!" Then I remembered the VERY old and rotting cabbage I had in my back pack. I pulled it out and smelled it. It didn't smell any worse than my cow's crap, so I brought it to the mayor at the town square.

Joey, is this your. The mayor, for some extremely-not obvious reason at all, passed out. He didn't seem to need medical attention, so I left him laying there unconscious. I walked up the stairs, and put my very old and rotten cabbage on the table next to the not at all rotten and very fresh tomato that Karen brought. ( God she is hot! ) When the judge came over to inspect the vegetables at our table, he passed out when he looked at mine. I wonder why?

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