Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
This is my FIRST EVER fanfic, please R&R!
MrsxPattinsonx
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Emmet Gets Bella Drunk..UHOH!
Bella's POV.
"Oh Belllaaaa!"
Oh no, I thought. This can NOT be good.
"Er, yes Emmet?"
"Come down here please!"
Why, oh why did Edward have to go hunting? Oh, right, because he's a vampire. DUH BELLA! God, sometimes I amaze myself with my utter stupidness. Oh, dear god. No Emmet!
"Belllaaaa!"
"Er, yes Emmet?"
"Drink.."He shuffled around with a glass and a bottle of, what was that? VODKA! Oh, no…"THIS"
"No."
"Oh, go on, I dare you!"
Right. This means war.
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Emmet's POV
*Half an hour later*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!""
My booming laughter filled the house.
"Emmet! Look! I found a spoon!"
Ah, she was so happy. Eddie would someday thank me for making her happy.
"What's his name Bella?"
"DUH! HIS NAMES JIM, YOU IDIOT!"
"Obviously" God, Bella drunk was absolutely hilarious!
"Yeah, obviously Emmet! Jeez, sometimes I wonder wh…OW!"
"Bella?"
Bella had fallen over onto the bottle of vodka. She then sat up, laughing so loudly that even my ears hurt.
"Bella, what's so fu…OW! Bella what was that for!"
"Jim doesn't like you. He says sorry. Don't you Jim?"
Bella shook the spoon so violently that she hit herself in the head. The handle of the spoon stayed in her hand, while the, er head (?) flew across the room. She burst out crying, just as Edward and the rest of the family walked through the door.
I am so dead.
"Bella! What's wrong?" Edward gasped at the sight of Bella crying.
"Eddie*gasp* m-m-m-MY SPOON BROKE!" Bella sobbed into his shoulder.
"Bella, wh-what! What spoon?"
"MY SPOON CALLED JIM! GOD EDDIE YOU ARE SO STUPID!" Bella screeched, so loudly it was almost inaudible. Luckily, we vamps have super-sensitive hearing.
"Emmet? What happened? What's that smell…EMMET! WHY DID YOU GIVE BELLA VODKA! YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!"
Yep, that's me, I thought. Hahahahahahahahaha! God, it was so funny I think it was almost worth losing my arm. Oh well, I can stick it back on. Oh, Eddie, just you wait till next time I babysit Bella….hahahahaha.