Elizabeth shyly spied up and out at the Black Pearl, which floated merrily on the other side of the sea's surface. Zooming in for a closer look, Lizzy, took in a beautiful sight. Jack Sparrow, Jack the monkey, Will, Barbosa, Norrington, and a lot of other losers were circling around a huge beautiful Christmas tree. Jack Sparrow thrusted presents in every direction. Will sloshed hot chocolate in every direction. Norrington and Jack the monkey slobbered on candy canes. Barbosa seated himself on the top of the tree as the tree topper, or star, or angel, whichever term is preferred to the reader…
Elizabeth glumly stared at her mermaid tail and wished she could be human again with her comrades. She wanted flail presents here and there. She wanted to waste hot chocolate. She wanted to pig out on mint flavored sugar sticks. She wanted to sit on top of the tree and be the star of the party. With hope, Lizzy grabbed a random fish and wrote her Christmas list on it, hoping the King of Atlantis would cast away her troubled mermaid life. Then the waters crashed and a hand appeared to help her out.
When she was on the boat, Jack scowled and told the others to cut it out.