I was bored. Thses are most likely some of the worst parodies ever written, but here it is. Star Wars with Les Miserables songs.
STAR WARS LES MISERABLES SONGS
REBEL PEOPLE (LITTLE PEOPLE)
LEIA
They hate on me these troopers cuz I am a rebel
They laugh because my armies not a billion men tall
I tell em theres a lot to gain when freedom is found
The empires big bur rebel people turn it around
CHORUS
Jedi can use the Force
Wookies have lots of hair
X Wings can fly round Coruscant cuz they don't care
A slave on Tatooine can make a happy home
Ewoks can fight for freedom cuz they want to roam!
Genosis had a factory as tall as the sky
Ahsoka blew it up, way up to space high
I never saw the Clone Wars but I know that its true
It only goes to show what rebel people can do
REBELS
CHORUS
LEIA
So listen here Moff Tarkin with your head in the cloud
Its often kinda useful to satisfy a crowd
But keep your stupid Death Stars, I don't give a damn
For better or for worse it is the way that I am
Be careful as you go, cuz rebel armies grow
And rebel people know when rebel people fight
We may look easy pickings but we got some bite
So don't kick a wookie, because its just a cub,
You better run for cover when the cub grows up,
And we'll fight like 20 armies and we won't give up
REBELS
CHORUS
EWOK CAN FIGHT FOR ENDOR CUZ HE WANTS TO ROAM!
There, that's the first song. Anyone have any suggestions? Comments? Concerns? Please review!