Team Rocket, a blast from the past
This is not a normal fanfiction; this is a tribute to the courage and perseverance of Team Rocket! It explains the history of Jessie, James, and Meowth, and how they met each other and wound up with the job they have today. Jessie, James, and Meowth, I solute you! (Well, not really but it's okay!)
A white flash of lightning flickered and booms of thunder echoed through the forest. A herd of Pikachu's chased a woman through the forest. Running desperately away from them, she accidentally tripped over a fallen tree. Quickly the Pikachu's caught up to the woman and they all thunder shocked her and the same time, burning all her clothes off, revealing that I wasn't a woman at all, it was a man!
James stood there naked with a couple thousand Pikachus standing in front of him. They got ready to shock again when the forest floor opened up below him, causing him to fall into a black abyss.
Jessie had butterflies in her stomach as she was about to go on stage. A bell rang signaling for her to step out. The room was filled with males waving money in the air. Hot spotlights shined down on her. Suddenly music started and Jessie started moving to the beat of the music. Slowly she started dancing to the beat, and then as the music moved faster so did she. She took off her clothes, slowly and threw them into the audience. She was standing there in just her panties, and then took them off. Just then James had mysteriously found his way to the strip joint, and opened up a trap door on stage and walked on. To his surprise he found a large audience and a naked woman in front of him. (Remember, he is naked too!)
"Do it!" Someone screamed from the audience.
"No, I'm Gay!!!" James screamed back at everyone. Frightened, everyone quickly ran out of the strip club leaving Jessie and James there.
"Let's go get some clothes on!" Jessie quickly remarked. James followed Jessie into the locker room. Searching for something to say Jessie asked "so, your gay?"
"Yup," James replied in a monotone.
In the changing room they put their clothes on and walked outside together. When they stepped outside everyone within sight screamed. James was dressed as a girl, and Jessie was dressed as a guy.
"What?" James asked confused. Jessie and James walked down the street and passed by an abandoned pokemon shelter. Inside the shop, a metapod saw Jessie and james and quickly exploded. The entire store was destroyed leaving just the owner and a small Meowth.
"You destroy it, you buy it!" they shop owner screamed. So Jessie sadly used her money and purchased the Meowth and the destroyed store. They abandoned the store after it was condemned and took the Meowth to the back alley, since they were now broke. Back there James and Jessie legally married themselves, because of severe depression. Meowth started crying and then started speaking awful words toward Jessie and James, blaming them for his bad luck.
Jessie and James were shocked, brought this Meowth to a local pokemon expert and were quickly abducted into the team rocket business. They please their boss with their strange tactics, and then when James tried, the boss quickly sent them on their way. And thus, they are team rocket!
This is not a normal fanfiction; this is a tribute to the courage and perseverance of Team Rocket! It explains the history of Jessie, James, and Meowth, and how they met each other and wound up with the job they have today. Jessie, James, and Meowth, I solute you! (Well, not really but it's okay!)
A white flash of lightning flickered and booms of thunder echoed through the forest. A herd of Pikachu's chased a woman through the forest. Running desperately away from them, she accidentally tripped over a fallen tree. Quickly the Pikachu's caught up to the woman and they all thunder shocked her and the same time, burning all her clothes off, revealing that I wasn't a woman at all, it was a man!
James stood there naked with a couple thousand Pikachus standing in front of him. They got ready to shock again when the forest floor opened up below him, causing him to fall into a black abyss.
Jessie had butterflies in her stomach as she was about to go on stage. A bell rang signaling for her to step out. The room was filled with males waving money in the air. Hot spotlights shined down on her. Suddenly music started and Jessie started moving to the beat of the music. Slowly she started dancing to the beat, and then as the music moved faster so did she. She took off her clothes, slowly and threw them into the audience. She was standing there in just her panties, and then took them off. Just then James had mysteriously found his way to the strip joint, and opened up a trap door on stage and walked on. To his surprise he found a large audience and a naked woman in front of him. (Remember, he is naked too!)
"Do it!" Someone screamed from the audience.
"No, I'm Gay!!!" James screamed back at everyone. Frightened, everyone quickly ran out of the strip club leaving Jessie and James there.
"Let's go get some clothes on!" Jessie quickly remarked. James followed Jessie into the locker room. Searching for something to say Jessie asked "so, your gay?"
"Yup," James replied in a monotone.
In the changing room they put their clothes on and walked outside together. When they stepped outside everyone within sight screamed. James was dressed as a girl, and Jessie was dressed as a guy.
"What?" James asked confused. Jessie and James walked down the street and passed by an abandoned pokemon shelter. Inside the shop, a metapod saw Jessie and james and quickly exploded. The entire store was destroyed leaving just the owner and a small Meowth.
"You destroy it, you buy it!" they shop owner screamed. So Jessie sadly used her money and purchased the Meowth and the destroyed store. They abandoned the store after it was condemned and took the Meowth to the back alley, since they were now broke. Back there James and Jessie legally married themselves, because of severe depression. Meowth started crying and then started speaking awful words toward Jessie and James, blaming them for his bad luck.
Jessie and James were shocked, brought this Meowth to a local pokemon expert and were quickly abducted into the team rocket business. They please their boss with their strange tactics, and then when James tried, the boss quickly sent them on their way. And thus, they are team rocket!