First Parody Up is Sokka's take on Ludacris's "Pimpin' all over the World", with Aang as his Bobby Valentine, and a short cameo by his three lovers, Suki, Yue, and Ty Lee
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar: tla or Pimpin' all over the world. I Just Twist them for my sick creative pleasure.
Sokka:
Oh yeah...
Aang:
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimpin all over the world.
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimpin all over the world.
Sokka:
Sing it girls (girls)
Suki, Yue, Ty Lee:
the world, the world, the world
Sokka:
All over the world baby,
It's only right that I share my experiences with ya'll
cuz I been places you'd never imagine,
but I'm gonna start at home when I see a girl I like I walk straight up to her and I'm like:
Uh, Hey girl how ya doin?
You are the woman that I'm really pursuin
and I would like to get to know you
can you give me your name
if you jot down your number you'll get mine in exchange(hey)
See I'm the man in this town
and I hope you wouldn't mind if I showed you around,
so when you go to certain places you'll be thinkin of me.
We got people to meet and many places to see(hey)
Mmmmm I'm really diggin your lips
but be careful where you walkin when you're swing them hips.
I'm kinda concerned you'll be causin a crash
with your traffic jam booty heads
pausin so fast (hey)
I wouldn't trade you for the world I swear it.
I like your hair in every style that you wear it,
and how the colors coordinate with your clothes
from your manicured nails to your pedicured toes (Whoo...Oh yeah)
Aang:
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimpin all over the world.
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimpin all over the world.
Sokka:
You hear the song so dance,
don't always think I'm tryin to get in your pants
Cuz see me my pimpin's in 3D.
I'm takin you places you only see on TV.
Tryin to show you how you livin is trite,
how many guys you know can bring the Travel Channel to life?
One day we in the South Pole swervin drivin,
next day we in the sun on Kyoshi Island.
If you wit me ain't no time to sleep
'specially at wet willy's on Lake Laogai's beach
but I drop you off and pay you no attention
if I make it to Bumi's earthbenders convention.
Then, jump in the car and just ride for hours,
makin sure I don't miss the homecoming at Howard.
From the land to the sea.
there's plenty women to see,
so if your ass don't show up it's more women for me.
Oh yeah...
Aang:
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimping all over the world.
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimping all over the world.
Sokka:
I'm in Ba Sing Se at Azula's parade,
then at night I'm in Sozen drinkin hand grenades.
Outnumbered by the dozens at the Guitarfest,
those friggin hippies all the women tryin to show me their chests.(hey)
I'm in the Great Divide spendin massive bucks
while the ladies all beggin me to WASH IT UP!
I had sad beginnings cuz on girls I was short
now it's all happy endings at the Village Resort.
I used to think that it was way too cold,
til I went to the North Pole and saw some beautiful hoes
I hit Cresent Moon Isle every year with Appa,
then fly to over the sea
to get a taste of Omashu.
Katara's always hatin'
Cuz the girls are all dead sexy in the Fire Nation.(But where the best at?)
Ain't no need in even askin bro
the best women all reside in the South Pole and that's real.(Whoo...Oh yeah)
Aang:
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimping all over the world.
The fancy cars,
the women and the caviar,
you know who we are,
cuz we're pimping all over the world.
Sokka:
Sing it girls (girls)
Suki, Yue, Ty Lee:
The world, the world, the world
Sokka:
Pimpin pimpin pimpin,
ladies and gentlemen as we ride out,
could we have all the real pimps,
Please put both of your pinky fingers high in the air,
now ladies look around wit me, lets see if
We can weed some of these out,
cause it's no way that all these
could be pimpin,
If you happen to see a brotha wit two sweat patches up under his arms,
look like he been swimmin
In shoulder height water,
please tell them
put your hands down,
if you smell like you been
At work all day
on Appa
please put your hands down,
now look up at the pinky fingers that are still in the air,
if you see him ashy around the knuckles,
like the dude washed half of his hands and lotion three quarters of his body,
please say put yo hands down,
if your bag does not match your belt,
you are not pimpin,
if you are dancin on the dancefloor
and you look to
Your left and your right and there is not a woman in sight,
guess what
you guessed it you are not pimpin,
if your water kinda looks green and tastes gross,
you might be suckin on frog juice.
That's why it's 3 coppers a glass! Put your hands down.
Now look down. Now I need everybody just to
pull up your pants legs one time.
Okay, you see the guy with no shoes? NOT PIMPIN!
Sorry. Unless...you're part of that "Hippie" entourage.
If you don't have a ponytail... you're not pimpin... hey ha
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