More Light-hearted than the last two.
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, I am not JKR these are her characters not mine.
A/N: WTF
This... is...unhealthy.
Sun streamed onto the lawn of Hogwarts. Remus opened his eyes to the rush of cool air in places he should not feel cool air.
He was also cuddled into Sirius's embrace…thankfully he had both pants and shirt on, unfortunately they were mere rags, ripped and torn throughout his body.
He shook him awake. Sirius, of course, was never a morning person until after he ate something.
"Wh… wha… what the bloody hell happened to your clothes?"
Shushed him, and found where he kept a hidden robe just in case.
It had been just Remus and Sirius tonight. Peter and James were in the infirmary due to a particularly nasty prank the two had tried to play on a snarky Ravenclaw boy who had made a move on Lily. Unfortunately, it was Lily who had hexed them.
It was a Saturday. Hopefully no one would be up. It was much to early for it to be healthy.
They made their way up to the common room silently, and then stepped in.
"Where have you two been?" They froze at Lily's stern voice, then turned around.
Lily's stern gaze turned to shock as her eyes widened and she blushed, mumbling an apology.
Her other friends up with her were also blushing a bit.
Then Remus realized what they must look like…
"Sirius, it looks like we've been shagging all night, doesn't it?" He muttered to his friend as they went up the stairs.
"It does not, this is not my just-been-shagged look!" He said indignantly. "Besides, we're two blo…oh…" Realization dawned on him as they opened the door to their room and saw his reflection in the mirror opposite him.
Their hair was rumpled, Sirius's clothes were all a mess, their lips were swollen, their eyes bloodshot…
"You don't think… as an animagi…" He was muttering to Remus, working out his thoughts.
"…It could have been possible…" he said, his eyes wide.
They looked at each other for a few moments, before they said simultaneously,
"I'm going to the library!"
"I'm going to shower!"
And that was that.
Fuck.
Fandom.