Look
On The Bright Side, Harry
Disclaimer: Well don't I feel just all happy
and hyper today! A-hee! A-hee, hee! Okay, I don't own Harry Potter and co.,
darn it!!!!!! And the song 'Always Look
On The Bright Side Of Life' is from the movie Monty Python's The Life of
Brian! A-hee! It's a funny movie! Really, really funny! GOBBLE! *looks around*
Uh…whoops…don't know where that came from…hee hee…
Harry: *sigh* Lord Voldemort's
after me again…he might be able to kill me this time…
[Ron
walks over]
Ron: Cheer up, Harry! You know
what they say…
[Hermione
walks over]
Hermione (nodding at Ron): Some things in life are really bad.
Ron (nods back): They can really make you
mad.
Hermione: Other things just make you
swear and curse.
[Ron
and Hermione exchange grins and begin to pick up a catchy tune]
Ron and Hermione: When you're chewing on
life's gristle,
Ron: Don't grumble!
Hermione: Give a whistle!
Ron and Hermione: And this'll make things turn
out for the best!
Hermione: And…
Ron and Hermione: Always look on the bright
side of life!
Ron (whistling): Doo do, doo do doo do doo
do!
Ron and Hermione: Always look on the light
side of life!
Hermione (whistling): Doo do, doo do doo do doo
do!
Ron: If life seems jolly rotten,
Hermione: There's something you've
forgotten,
Ron and Hermione: And that's to laugh and smile and dance and
sing!
Ron: When you're feeling in the
dumps,
Hermione: Don't be silly chumps!
Ron and Hermione: Just purse your lips and
whistle, that's the thing!
Hermione: Join in everybody!
[everyone
from the books crowds around Harry]
Everyone: Always look on the bright
side of life!
Draco (not singing): I'd rather not, thanks…
Ron: Now whistle!
Everyone (whistling): Doo do, doo do doo do doo
do!
Hermione: Always look on the light
side of life!
Everyone (whistling): Doo do, doo do doo do doo
do!
Ron: For life is quite absurd,
Hermione: And that's the final word.
Ron and Hermione: You must always face the
curtain with a bow!
Ron: Forget about saving your
skin,
Hermione: Give the audience a grin,
Everyone: Enjoy it, it's your last
time at your life!
[a
ghost of James comes up and puts his hand on Harry's shoulder]
Ghost of James: Always look on the bright
side of death!
Everyone (whistling): Doo do, doo do doo do doo
do!
[a
ghost of Lily comes up and puts her hand on Harry's other shoulder]
Ghost of Lily: Before you draw your last
terminal breath!
Everyone (whistling): Doo do, doo do doo do doo
do!
Ron: Life's a piece of shit,
Hermione: When you look at it.
Everyone: Life's a laugh, a jest, a
joke, it's true!
Ron: You'll see it's all a show,
Hermione: People laughing as you go,
Everyone: Just remember that the last
laugh is by you!
Draco (not singing): So?
Everyone: Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles* Doo do, doo do
doo do doo do! Always look on the light side of life! *whistles* Doo do, doo do
doo do doo do! Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles* Doo do, doo
do doo do doo do! Always look on the light side of life! *whistles* Doo do, doo
do doo do doo do! *they just keep on repeating it*
Ron (trying to talk over the
singing): C'mon
then, Harry! Cheer up!
Hermione: Yeah Harry!
[everybody
is still singing in the background]
Ron: You know things happen at
sea?
Hermione: Do they now?
Ron: Yeah.
This
fanfiction was written by a professional and/or total idiot. Please do not
repeat this very stupid and pointless song in public unless you have a wish to
be put in an insane asylum and starred on CNN Breaking News. Thank you very
much. Now shoo. Go on then. Scat.
[Ron
and Hermione are still talking over the singing in the background]
Ron: Is that the end of the
story, then?
Hermione: I guess so.
Ron: Oh well. Remember to review!
Draco (yelling): NO! NO! HARRY'S SUPPOSED TO
DIE! DON'T REVIEW THIS VERY STUPID STORY!
Voldemort: YEAH! DON'T REVIEW OR
I'LL…I'LL…
Everyone: Always look on the bright
side of life!
Voldemort and Draco: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Everyone (waving at Voldie
and Draco as they run off): Bye-bye! Review! Please! And… ALWAYS LOOK ON THE
BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!
Well folks, there ya have it. My sugar high
has almost worn off, and I think I'll be getting to bed soon…*yawns loudly* So
review me! Please? And if you think that I was trying to make Harry look bad, I
wasn't. I wasn't making fun of any of the characters. Believe me. I love the
books so much that it would be a sin for me to make fun of them. Seriously.
Anyways…just REVIEW ME!!!!!
toodles,
Ron
Weasley's Cutie
(formerly
known as Hermionefan)